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@dbernat.bsky.social

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he/him - immune to taunt - retire hanlon’s razor - pack the court - outstanding online acquaintance

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

bing crosby croons his little known seasonal b-side track “save up your good dunks for winter”

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

fixed it

S stands for smartness

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Buckaroo Banzai implores the audience to consider: At Olive Garden, when you’re here, you’re here.

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

“Slapfight” here is either a missed opportunity or remarkable restraint

“But this one from Tom's Hardware I actually enjoyed, because their own dickover got dicked over by one of their own fucking ads in a JavaScript Z-axis slapfight.”

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Freedom of speech meme guy from the Norman Rockwell painting stands and clears his throat before speaking

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Plelrle.

Closeup of the text on the hat on one of the characters in the ai-generated image, showing not exactly letters

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Tattoo on forearm of poster with line art renditions of controllers for the Atari 2600, NES, SNES, and PS2.

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Prince Humperdinck: I abhor all forms of violence
Princess Buttercup: every form but police, military, and vigilante, you mean.
H: ?
B: every form but the forms you sent
H: yes! Yes of course
H: NATURALLY not those four

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Emergency cat video. It’s not much but it’s what I’ve got

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Totally exonerated.

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

closeup of jake paul getting the word "oof" punched right tf out of his mouth

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

lockjaw didn't have this kickass mustache tho

it's unclear if the facial hair around and/or above greg bovino's lip is intentional but the overall level of intensity of grooming that is otherwise apparent makes me think this is yeah 100% intentional, which... wow

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

i think that greg bovino thinks he has a mustache

greg bovino with *just* enough facial hair on his upper lip for it to be unclear whether it's intentional or not

greg bovino with *just* enough facial hair on his upper lip for it to be unclear whether it's intentional or not

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Greg is this a warrant

Warrant, the band

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

fuck ice

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

enhance

famous young lady or old woman optical illusion illustration

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Our current fosters…

Foster kitten, shorthair tabby, being held while purring

Longhair tabby foster kitten in fabric drawer, with ear tufts as large as the ears themselves

Both foster kittens snuggling and dozing

Longhair tabby foster kitten lounging on his back hoping for tummy rubs

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Roses are red War crimes are crime

WhiWhite House
Confirms and
Defends 2nd Strike on Boat,
Contradicting Trumpte House
Confirms Striking Alleged Drug Boat
Second Time

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

These names are real?

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

This is fucking gross.

“While Apple is a private company and not bound by the First Amendment, the move raises alarms among civil-liberties advocates who see it as a corporate extension of state secrecy.

“By applying protections meant for vulnerable groups to shield government actors, Apple has created — within its own ecosystem — a new kind of protected class: state power itself.”

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Captain Picard’s about to tell ‘em how many b’s there are

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

It is 2025.

Doctor Manhattan considers this moment from his seat on a rock on mars in 2025

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

lol

Screenshot of mobile safari’s search results suggestions for the partial text “when is ga”. Top suggested complete search is “when is gavin newsom’s term over”.

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Unedited and unmanipulated photo showing plain as day a tattoo saying MS13 on Mike waltz’s hand, holy smokes you guys

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The Watcher ponders the question, what if… I called Barron Trump a broke piece of shit?

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

i cannot, sorry. cat tho

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Little Lost Robot, 1947:

However, Dr. Calvin adds further urgency by postulating a situation whereby the altered law
could allow the robot to harm or even kill a
person. The robot could drop a weight on a human below that it knew it could catch before
it injured the potential victim. Upon releasing the weight however, its altered programming would allow it to simply let the weight drop,
since it would have played no further active part in the resulting injury.

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Century Bob training dummy with elon's face

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

david bowman gazes with awe toward the camera. before losing contact with mission control, he remarks "my god everything's computer"

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I’m in.

Aragorn pledges his sword; Legolas pledges his dishwashing machine; Gimli pledges his light bulb. The fellowship of the ring cameras is born

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

If wealth is a sign of intelligence then i guess musk is 10% dumber today

Stock chart showing TSLA down more than 10% in half a day

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I was on baking duty today.

Rolls, finished baking

Cinnamon rolls, baked and iced; two loaves of fresh oatmeal bread in the background.

Unbaked cinnamon rolls resting in the fridge overnight.

Unbaked rolls, after second rise, fighting for space.

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Foster cats Sylvester and Big Gray gaze at you distractingly

Cats: Blue/white tuxedo (Sylvester) and blue tabby (Big Gray) sit on a fuzzy blanket in a blue basket looking very content

Cats: Blue/white tuxedo (Sylvester) lounges on his back while blue tabby (Big Gray) considers his next move

Cats: Blue/white tuxedo (Sylvester) lounges on his back while getting a bath from blue tabby (Big Gray)

Cats: Blue/white tuxedo (Sylvester) and blue tabby (Big Gray) snuggle on a bed

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

VIRTURAL 3D

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Well said. This is the point I was trying to make, perhaps less eloquently.

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Me, waiting for popehat to get out of trial:

moo deng watches patiently from behind a tree

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

More foster kittens!

Poster is holding a six week old meowing kitten next to his face.

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

Foster kitten

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 02/09/2024

What’s wrong with being classy?

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 02/09/2024

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

Tap and hold the o button on your keyboard:

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to end your bloodline and make sure you know it was them

Olenna Tyrell wants cersei to know it was her

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 09/08/2024

This is how they hoped it would go

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

I can’t bring myself to make alt text for this

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

And yet here is a picture of him alive, how do you resolve that conundrum

dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

Me reading this headline

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

Roses are red, this is probably fine,

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dave @dbernat.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

Screenshot from apple’s “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” ads, showing Mac looking at PC for an explanation, while PC deadpans at the camera

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