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@dbail.bsky.social
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Here in rural Ohio farm country, there used to be a lot of giant Trump flags on big pickups. Not so many any more. Saw my first giant Fuck Trump flag on a big truck this week!
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Can someone come up with a binky in the shape of the Nobel prize?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I apologize.
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I think it is now appropriate for me to apologize.
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Urine trickles down.
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Mr. Ed was a stable genius, too.
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ah, our stable genious.
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Badges? We don't need...
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Wait, aren't flesh eating maggots good for eliminating measles? Or was it Covid? No, that was bleach. Never mind...
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
You know the CIA gifts object to foreign nationals all the time. Things like expensive executive desks full of clandestine surveillance gear. Just sayin'...
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
People like Musk?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Some guy I've never met calling himself Donny J.R. just tried to sell me two acres of water front property in Gaza - cheap! Said it came with a 'pardon'?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Wait, slamming titmice everywhere! I cry Fowl!!
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
In Texas, you have to be rich to be a politician. The pay is so low, you'd have to be either rich, or corrupt to get by as a politician.
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I check the obits every morning when taking the digs out at 4:30 AM. Nothing yet. Can we send tRump some Big Macs?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Or, couldn't see a black, Asian woman as president?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Maybe I should get drunk at Maraglobbo and see which cabinet position I could get.
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hire mommy?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Children's books? No! Those are adult MAGA chapter books. 😅🤣😂
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Not so sure. Maybe it has to be discouraged?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
😅🤣😂
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
How so?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Nauta's assistant?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Perfect replacement for Heg?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What, tRump has no dirt on Rand?!
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Okaaaay?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Someone give a hint on today's Wordle, maybe?
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dbail.bsky.social @dbail.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Finally figured out how to deactivate my Twitter account! Yay!
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