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more aks &dogs. Radical liberal. Hot dogs are not sandwiches. Pro dumpling account. clip clop waiting room aksfjh on discord he/them I use databases, not all of them are good no I'm not like this IRL, this where brain farts air out

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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
while we're at it, why is paxton taking down missing kids posters?
when missing posters go up- ken paxton takes them down
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Simpsons Disco Stu in front of a Disco Record Sales chart that shows exponential growth
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this seems to contradict your theory
Birthrates have been below replacement in the U.S. and Europe since the mid-1970s, <emphasis> although further declines occurred after the Great Recession <end emphasis>
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
great product Microsoft I'd love to subscribe to Office and remove whatever the fuck this is blocking my resume editing, but it's just a blank window
Word document with a giant blank window blocking the document (heavily redacted for privacy). An error bar can be seen asking me to license my copy of Office.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my favorites
Poe from Star Wars Episode IX saying, "Somehow, the Spire returned"a "yes" wojack but it's a bald man with a blonde goateeMipha from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

but she has a toothy smile like her brother SidonKamajī the boiler man from Spirited Away looking at a bsky loading icon instead of a bath token
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao scammers are now targeting item recalls sending vague info and a phishing link I hate this world
a series of texts claiming an Amazon order has a recalled item in it with a link-shortening URL that leads to a phishing site
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a confession I have knives
my knives that hang off of a magnetic wall strip
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bsky is just a vibe, yknow?
A 503 error for feeds for the official bsky trending feed

UK rejoin EU
France and Spain say Britain would be welcomed back with open arms.

Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue.

Message from the server: Upstream server responded with a 503 error
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
skill issue
World of Warcraft screenshot of the Human beginning area in Elwynn Forest
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh claude!
meme of dog on the left with a silly grin sitting funny with a picture of a guy on the right with his hands on his hips saying "oh you!"
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol not quite
crop of bsky trending saying "Ace Combat 8 announced"
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
featured account in the qp that shows 18 followers and 27 following
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Same graph as linked, but construction spending has been replaced by a reference to computer memory/RAM spending
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cursed to Golf store.steampowered.com/app/1726120/...
A small 2d sprite is in a concentrating, golf swing stance. The course layout is from the side, with layers and platforms to get around. The UI shows there are 2 swings remaining, and x2 power ups to use in the lower right.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
quotes disabled, but generally I agree I know about sharding, I know about distributed computing, but there's a LOT of overhead to those sorts of architectures that you can't really "magic wand" your way around, even with so-called "super intelligence" also we already notice when websites mine BTC
bsky post: The thing about this "AI is gonna go rogue" bullshit is that we've established that this technology requires extremely expensive unpopular infrastructure to run. Like oh god the super intelligence is gonna kill us all please keep letting us build the streaming diesel fume factories
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
... "small boulder the size of a large boulder" but economics flavored
The decision was fueled not just by the skyrocketing price of brisket but by inflation.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CTO of bsky: "anyone not using AI to code is delusional" also CTO of bsky when writing a Senior Engineer hiring post: "if you don't have extensive experience with these specific software engineering technologies, fuck off"
Responsibilities:

    Design, implement, and maintain high-volume pipelines and databases
    Manage and create ETLs that power automated abuse-prevention
    Assist with the scaling and implementation of the backends for internal tools
    Work closely with engineers across the organization to integrate safety systems in all our products
    Develop monitoring and observability solutions for data infrastructure


You might be a good fit if you:
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    Must have 10+ years of extensive experience with Go
    Have strong fundamental programming and software engineering skills
    Have built scalable backend systems (1M+ ops/sec) (e.g. data services, load balancers, etc.)
    Have familiarity with the upper limits of operating systems, networks, and storage.
    Have significant experience with database systems (e.g. Postgres, MySQL, SQLite)
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    Have some experience with other data stores (e.g. Scylla/Cassandra, Redis, ClickHouse)
    Have some experience with search systems (e.g. Elasticsearch)
    Like working on small, fast-moving teams
    Previous experience working on infrastructure for social apps at large scale
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Those are some of the best 7 educated elementary school students ever
More Cities: Skylines II city of Hythe, with an elementary school with 7 students is highlighted
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's fine I know how ''.split() works who needs to study
my small-but-growing city, Hythe, in Cities: Skylines II
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lets see how this linkedin chatbot can help with my resume! ... thanks linkedin, lots of help
A text box labeled "Edit experience" with a bunch of software developer experience about APIs and cloud infrastructure written in it, but a little messy with inline bullet points.an empty text box labeled "Edit experience"

there's an "Undo" box in the lower left and some thumbs up and down icons on the lower right
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
gotta toss one of those like a grenade and immediately click this
bsky post options that has "Mute Thread" highlighted
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
fun fact: you're actually just supporting those owners and editors the "quality journalism" is incidental to their effort to propagandize towards libs and white collar types this is basically "Fox News has a solid investigative journalism arm!" but liberal-coded, for the same conservative purpose
I hate that supporting quality American journalism so often means supporting owners who I want to see put out of business & editors who I want to see unemployed
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
an Australian Shepherd laying down on a wooden floor with his head up, ears back, and paws crossed
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
-20 right out the gate on this one sorry
I can’t find it now, but there’s an old episode of the great, recently concluded podcast Tides of History where
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
part of the problem with modern "news" outlets is an endless stream of authors and academics all-too-eager to sell their next idea breathlessly contributing to each of those outlets meanwhile non-stop editorial coverage telling us that we should punch left harder and ignore right-leaning corruption
Leah Litman
@leahlitman.bsky.social

I have a piece in the Atlantic about SCOTUS’s ballroom order - and how the Court has a very wrongheaded and destructive account of the separation of powers (Atlantic article linked)

The Court Is Totally Wrong on Separation of Powers
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Big circle labeled "People who have reservations about AI"

A relatively tiny circle with a dotted line states "Because they can no longer use 'AI' as a shorthand for Adobe Illustrator"

Another tiny circle with a solid line states "Because they can no longer talk about video game 'AI' as computer controlled behavior"
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gundam "point going over head" meme

but the Gundam is replaced by that "test scores with and without AI" study, where the audience says "Wow!!! People that cheat at homework don't learn as much!"

and the point going over their head is "Most white collar work is homework"
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The pedocon mem

Woman on the left: The GOP isn't a political party?

The monkey on the right: No, they are pedocons. Pedocons are a menace that seek to molest kids. This is what the GOP is, kids are who they molest.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this makes me feel like I'm not contacting news outlets enough whenever I post a banger that goes viral
Loveland Cosmetologist Talei Mikulas, also known as Prismonyx Styles gained over 350,000 views on a TikTok video of her playing “The Adventurer’s Chair” while cutting a client’s hair.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm sensing a pattern in US business practices
Gezen was also shrewd. In 2020, after the Army sought to diversify its artillery supplier base by contracting with a small Pennsylvania company, Gezen swooped in and bought that company. That allowed General Dynamics to maintain its stranglehold over the production of metal bodies for the standard American artillery shell, referred to by its caliber: 155 mm. “Firat throws his arm around you and talks to you nicely,” one former Army official said. “But he’s got, like, five things that he’s the sole provider of, and it’s exclusive. He’s got you locked up forever.”
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
more supporting evidence
Bill Wurtz screencap with the words "the sun is a deadly lazer"
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I mean...
These Pokémon are called the "Signpost for Wandering Spirits." Children holding them sometimes vanish.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
one neat thing about AI is that it's getting companies to trust automated tooling to patch their shit without threatening to sue said tooling maker if it doesn't work
3. Evidence-backed remediation modeling: When a defect survives the falsification engine, VulnHunter doesn't just sound the alarm and leave the guesswork to developers. It shifts from finding the problem to working to solve it. 

VulnHunter gathers supporting evidence across the codebase to map out the entire surviving exploit path. It is designed to provide a clear explanation of the defect, detail the specific capabilities or access an attacker would gain, and generate focused, targeted code changes for engineering review.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
who up participating in the neoliberal order staving off its collapse rn?
Screenshot of a livestream of the Pure Trance radio show presented by Solarstone
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
software engineer job posting types: 1. please help us use LLMs to code for 2015 programmer wages 2. we sell life insurance and need help 3.
job responsibilities but responsibilities is misspelled
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
injecting this straight into my veins kmcd.dev/posts/grpc-w...
The standard counterargument from RPC purists is that HTTP status codes are too coarse. A 404 could mean the URL path is missing, or it could mean the requested database resource is missing. To avoid that ambiguity, gRPC often returns 200 OK for a successfully handled HTTP request and puts the RPC status in trailers.

But treating transport errors and application errors as completely separate worlds asks too much of the web. Load balancers, API gateways, CDNs, browser tools, and monitoring dashboards already understand 4xx and 5xx rates. Hiding application failures behind 200 OK makes that infrastructure less useful unless every layer becomes protocol-aware.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A cube watermelon from Japan
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Luigi in a paraglider kart
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
new Gundam!
Person is staring at a robot with a rifle saying "WAR IS BAD!!!" while a shot is fired over their head that says "Robots are cool!"
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
unbelievably stupid
I find this genre exhausting when there's plenty of stuff ppl are facing personal financial crises over (rent, medicine, even auto insurance) and the Very Online keep making up shit about the one thing almost no one in America has trouble affording: fucking food.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
sickos.jpg
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
oh ho ho ho but I know you're releasing into 1.0 in October you can lure me into your wonderful, beautiful game twice in one year!
Title art for the game Enshrouded

with the text "New update available" at the bottom
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
too late
A spoiler
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
many such cases
twitter post by Hexel Borg @xxclusionary

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The hands of youth supply alcohol to minors.
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
video games are this incredibly good deal of monetary value for time, and big biz CEOs are baffled that games can't get the same kind of returns that movies do in 1-2 weekends without realizing part of the allure and a core part of gaming culture is that excellent time vs money value
PC Gamer headline of an article by Harvey Randall

"As Xbox eyes layoffs, Microsoft's CEO says its videogames aren't monetised enough—so it's not the cancelled games or $68.7 billion deals or AI overspending, then"

subheader: "Watch that line go up, up up up up up."
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
got the sauteed mushroom, onion, and wine mixture simmering as a sort of deglaze of the same pan I did the roast in
onions, mushrooms, and red wine bubbling in a pan
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
WAFFLE HOUSE
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
t-minus 9 hours to dinner
fully seared roast sitting on a bed of carrots inside of a crockpot, ready to sit in an oven
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🚲insert into haunted select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
awwww yissss
the above roast having been flipped, showing the seared side while the raw side gets its own sear
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