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David A. Zimmerman

@dazimmerman.bsky.social
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Very good at flagpoles. My quarterly newsletter (free! selling nothing!) is here if you want: substack.com/@dznavpress?r=53b4p&ut…

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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No more diaries. I'm 15!
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I call them "Super Microbes."
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favorite band book from the past year is this one: www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...
goodreads.com
Burning Down the House: Talking Heads and the New York …
On the 50th anniversary of Talking Heads, acclaimed mus…
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"This time we didn't forget the gravy ..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH7b...
youtube.com
...this time we didn't forget the gravy
YouTube video by Fang Wolfox
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally enough discretionary funds to get those thirty dolls for your grandchild.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This year’s October surprise is one dinner out at Applebee’s for your parents.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There were four major deaths in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I think, but they were all kids, sooooooo ... (I am aware that Buzz Crave is a parody site.)
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Dereliction of constitutional duty" is quite a thing to sign on to.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“And then, get this: I asked her, ‘Why are you here, covering me?’ And she said, ‘Sir,’ she said. ‘Sir, they let me in.’ Can you believe that?”
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m mean she’s probably learned her lesson though, right?
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green bro.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coming soon: Pope Leo XIV has regifted a massive green orb.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You won't believe me, but the US government used to spend about 40 percent less than this every year to prevent the deaths of hundreds of thousands of children all over the world.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You won't believe me, but the US government used to prevent the deaths of children all over the world.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Dividend" might be a euphemism for "refund for overpayments made on imported products subjected to illegal tariffs." Or it might be a lie.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If this man offers you money, assume you won’t get it. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
nbcnews.com
Hundreds Claim Donald Trump Doesn't Pay His Bills in Full
Dozens of lawsuits allege the businessman didn't pay what he owed.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is some Julian-Lennon levels of marginalization.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lord have mercy on every single one of us.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
____________ s to “renaming Lake Ontario” “retaliatory tariffs” are to tariffs.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A young Donald J. Trump hones his flagpole skills …
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He actually is pretty good at flagpoles.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#bombthebonds
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If President Trump had been appointed as Secretary of the Interior by a previous president, he would have been the first of that Cabinet to be impeached or fired or both.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I actually have no idea what my personal skill level is vis a vis flag poles.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My latest newsletter now available at Substack. Still free. Music, books, work, and getting older. substack.com/@dznavpress/...
substack.com
Middling
Summer 2026
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think I'd be less forgiving of someone who called me a dotard than someone who declined my invitation to participate in a war I'd already won thirty-plus times.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/08/2026
NEWS: Trump says he has ordered Pete Hegseth to “substantially reduce” joint U.S.-South Korea military exercises, citing his relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Trump says he is helping North Korea because South Korea refused to join his failed war against Iran.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Many book lovers are horrified by destructive book-scanning...even reportedly labeling the practice to be “evil incarnate.” However, Amazon workers reported in forums that they consider the gig to be a “nice” opportunity for those drawn to a humdrum job with flexible hours."
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Heath Ledger as The Joker: Slow Clap
ALT: Heath Ledger as The Joker: Slow Clap
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
OK I’m into it.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
X-Men —> Y the Last Man —> Gen Z
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Release the Epstein files.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, my name's Rampart Reservoir."
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can think of some things I'd like to dismiss ...
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Where’s it at? In The Message Bible.
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What's the literary equivalent of "incels"? ""nonpubs"? "illits"?
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's true. I am genetically predisposed to Russian literature, epic sci fi and whatever The Way of Kings is. It's just how God made me. #science
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Seriously, I cannot for the life of me find any reference anywhere to Dune.
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How you Dune? Joey, Zendaya, Timothée Chalamet
ALT: How you Dune? Joey, Zendaya, Timothée Chalamet
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David A. Zimmerman @dazimmerman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“A government of laws and not men.” John Adams
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