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abolish everything they/them Come see the violence inherent in the system.

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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 04/10/2026
Can't go to a vibe coded wedding without hearing this song
⚠ Upstream Timeout
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 02/10/2026
Siegfried and Roy Lichtenstein
Roy Lichtenstein painting in his studio (photographed by Laurie Lambert) but also there's a white tiger leaping at him from out of frame.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 01/10/2026
It’s nice to see they’re considering other members of the audience after Dune 2
Dune 2 popcorn bucket that looks very much like a masturbation aid for people to stick their dick in.  A fleshlight or whatever.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 30/09/2026
Hamburglar Accomplice
Hamburger Helper with a crudely drawn, old-timey thin mask over just his eyes, wrapped around his... head?  The terminology gets confusing here.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 30/09/2026
In California I randomly ended up at a horror movie gas station, that's basically the same thing
A tableau of horror movie mannequins set up behind a fence in a gas station's spare room.  Details include mannequins of Freddy Kreuger, Jason (from Friday the 13th movies), Michael Myers (Halloween), Linda Blair in The Exorcist, a TV playing some horror movie, several jack-o-lanterns, and a wet floor warning sign that is probably not a permanent feature.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 28/09/2026
The snoozetruce continues
Dog and cat laying together, total anarchy
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 28/09/2026
Trapped in the bed again.
A person's leg under a bright blue-green blanket, with a cat snuggled on one side and a dog on the other, both asleep.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 25/09/2026
Gotta love the layer Carrot added to their map when their map provider capitulated to insanity
Detail of a map of the Great Lakes region with Lake Ontario (recently renamed "Lake America" by the map provider because of reasons too stupid to recount in alt text) covered by a massive label that just says "[Lake Ontario]" in what appears to be a fixed-width, typewriter-inspired font (although the kerning is atrocious).
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 25/09/2026
YouTube captioning going wild:
Screenshot of Gianmarco Soreesi in a sassy tank top debating someone with dark hair and a red and black sports jersey.  Auto-generated closed captions read:

>> WHAT?
MY name is Jamarcus Orezi. My claim is
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 18/09/2026
Willow liked your Tweet

This fall on streaming TV there will be a Game of Thrones prequel series, a Lord of the Rings prequel series, and a Willow sequel series, and I'm looking forward to not watching any of them.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 16/09/2026
Vibe-coding, a case study
Embiggened text from Bluesky showing asterisks at two very different heights (the first is vertically centered, as if it were a “bullet” character or a hyphen) when surrounding a capital “I”, but both at the same (normal [i.e., at the top of the line but not raised above it like a superscript character]) height around the word “you”.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 14/09/2026
My brain every single time I see this sign: COCKOLOGY
A sign above a store entrance in all capital sans serif lettering, something like Arial or Helvetica but I haven't spent the time to fingerprint the font.  The letters are in brushed steel-style finish, backlit in blue:

COOKOLOGY

Kerning and perspective make it very easy to misread this sign as saying:

COCKOLOGY

In particular, the flat left edge of the K obscures much of the right side backlighting of the second O.  The second O is curved and thus obscures less of the backlighting of the first O.

Congratulations on making it to the end of this alt text.  You are loved.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 13/09/2026
The absolute shade in this Wikipedia article:
But an owner, who was originally a pastor from Texas, also believed the grounds possessed some sort of spiritual quality. This is echoed by some local people who believe animals are sensitive to the paranormal.

A number of rational theories have been proposed as to what is affecting the behaviour of dogs on the bridge.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 12/09/2026
Looking forward to his debate with Ichabod Crane
Detail from above AI slop image showing that among the people waiting to debate Charlie Kirk is a headless person, or possibly just half of a torso.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 11/09/2026
He went to the reference material
Detailed crop of the original photo that the painting is based on, showing the cartoonish face in the background over the two men's heads, also shown in the painting.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 11/09/2026
I tried to take a picture but it’s pretty dark in this room so it ended up kinda Black Lodge
Shadowy, motion-blurred image of a grey cat who wouldn’t stop moving her head.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 11/09/2026
Dude was getting owned by GQ – G fucking Q – in two thousand and nineteen
Culture

Conservative Group of Lib-Triggerers Faces Internal Strife Over Charlie Kirk's Face

Apparently not everyone in Turning Point
USA loves the spirited debater.

By Luke Darby

January 9, 2019
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 06/09/2026
Hillary Clinton, "It Takes a Village"
Excerpt from Hillary Clinton's "It Takes a Village"

Full text:

One unusual aspect of living in the Arkansas governor's mansion was getting to know prison inmates who were assigned to work in the house and the yard. When we moved in, I was told that using prison labor at the governor's mansion was a longstanding tradition, which kept down costs, and I was assured that the inmates were carefully screened. I was also told that onetime murderers were by tar the preferred security risks. The crimes of the convicted murderers who worked at the governor's mansion usually involved a disagreement with someone they knew, often another young man in their neighborhood, or they had been with companions who had killed someone in the course of committing another crime.

I had defended several clients in criminal cases, but visiting them in jail or sitting next to them in court was not the same as encountering a convicted murderer in the kitchen every morning. was apprehensive, but agreed to abide by tradition until I had a chance to see for myself how the inmates behaved around me and my family.

I saw and learned a lot as I got to know them better. We enforced rules strictly and sent back to prison any inmate who broke a rule. discovered, as I had been told I would, that we had far fewer disciplinary problems with inmates who were in for murder than with those who had committed property crimes. In fact, over the years we lived there, we became triendly with a few of them, African-American men in their thirties who had already served twelve to eighteen years of their sentences.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 06/09/2026
Keep the old ways alive
A box of Fœtal Adrenochrome in a Biskit crackers
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 06/09/2026
Photo of a cocktail menu with a section for “Kentukey straight boubons”
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 02/09/2026
A sousaphone shouting "excuuuuse me!!"
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 01/09/2026
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Today 22:19
Your adderal dose might be a little high.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 30/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Photograph of a lavender and mauve urn adorned with the image of a kitten surrounded by flowers.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 27/08/2026
OB/GYN AVENGERS:
WOMBSDAY
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 26/08/2026
dystopian assed headline
Nebraska school district asks police to stop using shock gloves on students
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 26/08/2026
Zeke and Iggy Pup in a rare photo where Iggy Pup (RIP) was not immediately fleeing the camera
Two black dogs looking towards the camera
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 23/08/2026
I'm so mad, let's get him
Bruce Willis In Die Hard With a Vengeance wearing a sandwich board sign that says "I hate Smurfs" in the excruciatingly whimsical Party LET font.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 18/08/2026
Sure, I'll interact with the engagement bait. I already owned it on cassette but I wanted the bonus tracks and also the vibrant green cover compelled me, I think I had a poster for it at some point as well or maybe I just bought a used record to pin up the sleeve.
CD jewel box 

Sugarcubes
Life's Too Good
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 18/08/2026
Same writer, just a few months apart
SCREENRANT

Miles Morales' Spider-Man Just Permanently Became a Vampire in Marvel Canon (Yes, Really)

By Austin Dudas-LarmondinSR

Though It Was Somewhat Short-Lived, I Loved Miles Morales' Character Development During His Vampire Era
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 16/08/2026
Oh I see how it is

We're sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted.

[inaccurate, I got blocked]

Dmitri. #freeLink
there have been numerous studies that this technology is far less racist than cops. admittedly a low bar. & i'm for whatever gets cops off the street the fastest


This technology feeds people into the court and penal system which curiously gets you back to directly racist human actors very quickly. On top of that, speeding tickets are a regressive burden affecting the poor more than the wealthy, and wealth distribution is racist. But go off, champ.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 16/08/2026
None of us shall see the light of Heaven
Cute Funko POP! figure of the violent crime spree rapist main character from Clockwork Orange
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 15/08/2026
Amazing find in the talk page
He's hypercritical of Clinton, Bush, Obama and Trump's immigration policy and refers to these immigration policies as "white supremacist" policies. He also repeatedly refers to the Trump Administration as "white supremacist"
even though the President has refuted and renounced this (over and over and over again). This is a trope without any data to back it up.  
[BEGIN HIGHLIGHTED TEXT] Not one post or source has provided any empirical data showing that the Republican Party has been influenced by the Republican Party, [END HIGHLIGHTING]
let alone enough to be in the lead of the article. The sources repeatedly claim that
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 15/08/2026
KKK member at a podium in a hood, with a partial speech bubble at the bottom of the photo, implying that he is saying the words in the quoted tweet.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 14/08/2026
Hercules Defeats the Hydra, painting by Guido Philipp (1896), modified to add a speech bubble for the hydra, who is being stabbed and looks dismayed, shouting “I withdraw consent!” to Hercules, who is basically naked.

Yes, the speech bubble and text look like that on purpose, because sometimes like to add an aesthetic of bad layout that actually takes more work than just doing it right.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 14/08/2026
I didn’t think to check their other reviews, but this was the wildest Yelp review I ever saw:
I have a mixed review of [restaurant name redacted]
On one hand, the service
was lightning fast--the food arrived within 5 minutes of ordering-and the lobster roll was absolutely delicious. Because the food quality is so high, I will return, but the service environment on this visit was completely ruined by an aggressive, boundary-crossing waiter and dishonest billing practices.
The tension started before we even ordered. Wanting to ensure accuracy for our group of three, I put on a straight face and told the waiter directly that I was serious about getting the order right.
He was visibly unhappy when asking for our drink orders. When I stated "no drinks," a friend in my party immediately joked and ordered something anyway, signaling to the waiter that my boundaries could be ignored.
The waiter's inappropriate comments began the moment the order was placed, when he pointedly told me twice that I "better eat up all the food" we ordered. He then aligned with my friend's jokes throughout the meal instead of focusing on clear communication.
Because of this unnecessary distraction, a $9 charge for beignets was forced onto our bill without my authorization, alongside a
"living wage expense" tacked onto the final total without upfront disclosure.
The lack of professional boundaries peaked after our plates were cleared. A lighthearted comment was made to the waiter about where the food was, and when he brought out a dessert we did not order, he leaned in and explicitly told us we "fucking better finish it."
Using profanity with paying customers is utterly disrespectful and unacceptable. The kitchen staff and the speed of the food deserve praise. I enjoy the menu enough to come back, but front-of-house management needs to seriously address the aggressive language and financial dishonesty of their floor staff. Next time, I will ensure the ordering process is kept strictly to business.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 13/08/2026
Years ago, Mike Mignola posted this sketch of Godzilla singing:
Singing Godzilla, as drawn by Mike Mignola
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 12/08/2026
The next mutant:
It’s Doop.

Doop is a floating green thing with a large mouth with blunt teeth, lat he yellow eyes, very thin arms, and no legs.  He speaks exclusively in an incomprehensible series of squiggles.  He has a bumpy head and no distinct neck.  He wears no clothing, has no visible primary or secondary sexual traits (but is consistently referred to with male pronouns in any appearance I’ve seen) and in lieu of a costume has a circled X logo stuck to his body somehow.

In this image, Doop is using his hands to pull the skin away from his eyes for some reason, while saying… something.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 08/08/2026
Post the best picture you’ve ever taken of your pet (For this one, I also chose the best pet I ever had, Sprocket)
Portrait-esque photo of a very pretty seal point (tan and brown) Siamese cat looking directly at the camera.  He has pale blue eyes, pupils showing just as slits, and is laying in front of a pale blue bedspread with a dark blue wall behind him, all of which complements pretty nicely IMO.  He is slightly backlit by bright sunlight, causing the fur at the edges to glow a little, and the sunlight is washing out most detail of the bedspread, but there’s still significant detail visible in his fur and features.

His name was Sprocket and I miss him daily.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 08/08/2026
Least Wanted Lego sets: Gynecological Tools for Operating on Mutant Women
Still image from Dead Ringers showing bespoke, unsettling tools arranged on a blood red sheet.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 07/08/2026
Ok, just because you said the thing, I have to share one of my finest creations (still kind of amazed that the original prop was hastily hand-lettered with, like, the first magic marker they could find)
Monochrome still image from an old Twilight Zone episode.  A very tired-looking alien with a massive head and sunken eyes with dark rings around them seems to be staring listlessly into the middle distance while a pair of hands in the foreground hold a book titled "TO SERVE CUNT"
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 04/08/2026
Apropos of something:
Image from The Tick with Chairface Chippendale (a villain with a chair for a head) looking up at the moon with his name partially carved into it.

The “CHA” remained there for the rest of the series.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 04/08/2026
Image from The Tick with Chairface Chippendale (a villain with a chair for a head) looking up at the moon with his name partially carved into it.

The “CHA” remained there for the rest of the series.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 02/08/2026
Infamous massive torso Rob Liegeld drawing of Captain America
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 01/08/2026
I don't have the "this was deleted part", but it very rapidly disappeared
Aimee Terese @aimeeterese
Replying to @surrealGF
Consent is fake anyway
11:30 • 6/10/21 • Twitter for iPhone
1 Retweet 22 Quote Tweets 10 Likes
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 01/08/2026
Just because:
"No more mutants" image from House of M but Wanda is saying "no more muppets" and then there's an image of Kermit the Frog in front of a red curtain, frozen in motion blur or perhaps beginning to smear out of existence
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 31/07/2026
From the same "excuse me WTF" genre as
Screenshot of a tweet (deleted moments later) from twitter:

Aimee Terese @aimeeterese

Replying to @surrealGF

Consent is fake anyway

11:30 • 6/10/21 • Twitter for iPhone

1 Retweet 22 Quote Tweets 10 Likes
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 23/07/2026
You gotta do a gag post with the gynecological tools for operating on mutant women from Dead Ringers. Better yet, get a set and host a dinner party.
“Gynecological instruments for operating on mutant women” props as seen in Dead Ringers (directed by David Cronenberg)
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 21/07/2026
This is very tangential but this made me think of one of my favorite referential album covers:
Cover art for Boris’ album, Akuma No Uta, styled directly after Nick Drake’s Bryter Layter.  Band member Takashi sits on a wooden chair with a double-necked guitar/bass.  His shoes are in front of his feet.  The photo is within an ellipse and all other design surrounding the photo is identical to the Bryter Layter cover.  The fonts for the band name and title are not perfectly matched but are very similar.  (I assume the precise font used was either unavailable or could not reasonably be licensed)
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 20/07/2026
Look, I just wanna talk to your marketing team, see if they did a focus group on this or what...
A dog toy sitting on top of boxes labeled:

Interactive Treat Puzzle Game-
CAROUSEL OF BONES
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 18/07/2026
Severe don't leave the house watch
Severe Thunderstorm Watch
Expires at 21:00, Saturday, July 18 (6 hrs 24 mins). Also:
Flood Watch, Heat Advisory, Air Quality Alert.
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