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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can’t do chores, can’t move. Oh darn.
Tortie cat sleeping on my arm.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
No yoga, only nap.
Tortie cat laying on a yoga mat, taking a nap, like you do.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Pull out your BINGO cards, kids.
Headline: Walmart recalls frozen shrimp after FDA radiation warning.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Kurt Russel from The Thing recording a message alone in a darkened room, bottle of alcohol next to him. He sits slouched back in the seat, defeated, as he says,” Nobody trusts anybody now. And we’re all very tired.”
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Where are you at mentally?
A confused looking baby with the caption: What? Say whaaa…?
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Pour one out for the cranky, snuggle-bunny. I’m sure you’re getting all the stolen cheese you want now.
Rogue, a grey tabby cat, sitting in my hallway wondering when I’m going to get my act together.Rogue curled up on my sofa, irritated I’ve disturbed her nap for a photo.Rogue as my work buddy almost sitting on my keyboard while I’m trying to type.Rogue, having jumped into the dryer and burrowed into the laundry, leaving only her head sticking out, looks at me as if to dare me to try and take her clean clothes out.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
When I’m not taking care of the cats, I’m taking care of my plants. Here’s a few of my favorites from earlier this year.
Several plants in a window. One is an avocado tree with a thin trunk and hand-sized green leaves. Another is a ficus with leave that have pink around the edges. Next to that is a small pilea with thin stems and round, silver dollar-sized leaves. Hanging in the window is a tradescantia with twisty hanging-down stems and narrow ish purple leaves.Young philodendron melanochrysum with deep, dark green leaves that have a velvety texture.Three cacti, narrow with the tallest a lot the length of my palm in a pot with a plastic pink flamingo and a d20.A philodendron brasil hanging in a window, with a few vines hanging hanging down. The leaves are a regular green with a bright yellow-green steels and variegation.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
These are the furbabies, Rogue and Tosh. Rogue is my 19/yr grumpy lady. Tosh is my 17/yr snuggle bunny who just wants to be loved.
Grey and white tabby cat curled up in a ball next to me on the sofa. I made the mistake of waking her from her nap so her expression is one part sleepy and one part annoyed.Tosh is a cali/turtle/tabby mix laying on her side with her paws extended in my direction so she can touch me.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Yes, I have cat beds, no, Tosh will not use them. She has a perfectly good box of packing peanuts. As always, Rogue is not amused.
Tosh the tortie tabby cat, wedged into a small box of packing peanuts. Yes, we have cat beds, yes, she prefers the box.Rogue the grey tabby. Curled up on the sofa next to me with a sleepy expression because I had the temerity to move while she was napping.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
How I arrived at Bluesky
Vincent price looking quite miffed and pouty, holding four beautiful fluffy cats. Two black and two gray.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
So. Much. This.
Pic of Facebook menu with the checked option, “I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.”
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
See a tort, share a tort. This is Tosh. She has a bed, multiple beds, and a tree with beds, but the carrier and the box of flattened peanuts are her favorite.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #673,777! With all those 7’s you’d think I’d be luckier….
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #673,777, Dawn ‪@dawnpuppet.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 21, 2023"
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
Aside from Prince down at the end (the purple one, duh), the rest of the peperomia shelf needs names. This is my life now. Work, plants, games. Occasionally movies, but I am SO BEHIND.
A row of 5 varieties of peperomia. All in small, 2-in pots. One is about 4in tall with red stalks and the rest are low to the pots with small leaves of half an inch or so in diameter. One is a fully red-purple color, one is a silvery green with red veins, one with dark green veins and light green leaves and the last is a silvery green leaf with reddish undersides.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
This is Ed. I didn’t choose Ed. Ed just arrived as a mystery +1 in a purchase I made. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Ed has been more resilient than the plants I actually chose. I don’t know if a pilea is quirky enough for the name Ed, but time will tell.
Baby pilea in a pot. Pilea have almost round leaves on long stalks, giving them an almost lollipop appearance. The plant is small, in a 2-inch pot, but there are multiple new growths coming up.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
If George and Romero look a little scraggly, that’s ok. For a couple of plants that straight-up DIED, I think they’re doing pretty good. So are their kids, which were propped when I accidentally ripped off the vines. Don’t ask. I feel bad enough, but I’ve got 7 kids in pots out of it.
2 Hoya wayetti in pots with 4+ propagations going. Hoya have 2-3in leaves, oval, with a crease down the center. They don’t have visible veins and are medium green with darker green edges.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Cupid’s throwing flowers now. This is the first and I see at least one other starting. I didn’t know strings flowered, but that’s what an impulse purchase gets me. 🤭
Itty-bitty white flower with dark stamens (unopened) on a strand of my string of hearts, a green light plant with stands of leaves that hang done the side. The leaves are small, heart-shaped, with a variegated dark and light green pattern.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
This week in retail therapy: I. GOT. NEW. PLANTS. They don’t get names until I’ve kept them alive for at least a month. I have a couple getting names this this weekend, if I remember, I’ll post pics.
Alocasia Purpley - plant with broad triangular leaves with bright lime veins and a dark green/purple leaf. The sign behind it (obscured) is a figure in a long-beaked plague mask with the words: It rubs the soap upon its hands or else it spreads the disease again.Philodendron melanochrysum: somewhat heart-shaped leaf with a velvety texture and dark green-black color.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Picture of the staff who run this Bluesky account.
A very annoyed looking Vincent price holding four cats.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
I talked to exactly one person this weekend. It was glorious. I had to pretend to be an extrovert all last week and needed the recharge. Also, got shit done.
Before: Starting to lay down the weed cloth where the paving stone patio and pergola will go.After: Newly assembled pergola in the back year with weed cloth down where the paving stones for the patio beneath/around.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Text that reads: Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time. Potatoes: WHERE’S THE FUCKING SOIL. The picture is of a sprouting potato with roots SEVERAL FEET LONG crawling up and across a kitchen wall like a malignant eldritch growth. A creature of a thousand legs but unable to move towards the dirt it yearns to return to. You don’t want to find this potato in your home. It will find you.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Okay, so Planner Me didn’t have the worst idea. All the landscaping along the path and in front of the house is new. And the majority of the plants inside the house seem to be doing okay. Now. We have pergola plans for the backyard. And some bedroom redecorating to do.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Yes, some of them are straggly. No, this is not all of them. But they’re all alive and so am I. My transformation into the cat lady in the cottage continues.
Mostly happy plants.Even more mostly happy plants.Happy plants, half an altar and a rubber tree in a pot.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Motivation poster from inspirobot.me with a generic white dude praying with the sun shining through the trees behind him and the words: Existence is a punishment.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Happy Solstice! Burn away the old, in with the new.
Happy fire in a metal fire pit.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Two more social events and I can go back to my cave-troll, plant-talking, cats-only preferred life.
Tweet from @YourDarlingSon helpfully suggests we sing the following to the tune of Old MacDonald: I’m so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake.

I can’t say I disagree.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
But sober me still maintains that drunk me shouldn’t be the one shopping. Drunk me believes in infinite Permit Crab.
Pic of a small crab holding a pen aloft in absolute victory with the text: You have been visited by the permit crab. You may do 1 bad thing today.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Managed to get 7 days into December before I got got. Tell my story, warn your children. The song comes for all, sooner or later.
Mariah Carey in a sparkly white evening gown with white, full-sleeve opera gloves, sharing the stage with a pale white Christmas tree adorned with lights. They said Death rode a pale horse, but no- she comes festooned in blinky lights singing songs.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Okay, internet. Send me your power. I must be personable at an ALL DAY work event tomorrow and not go hide in a corner with my laptop doing work. Someone will invite me to dinner and I will have to attend. This is not my natural habitat.
Closeup picture of a blue bird’s very angry face with the caption: Hello, I am the blue bird of fucking happiness. Further proving that my avian siblings get me on a spiritual level.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Image of Pikachu in a Jason mask with a calendar showing Friday the 13th and text imitating the Friday’s the 13th soundtrack in the Poakmon’s signature “chu-chu-chu”
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Catching up on CR like:
Tweet reading: Welcome to Critical Role, where a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and make people horny on main.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
8 days until vacation and Fantastic Fest. I can do this.
Poster of a glam 1950’s style model with deep red lips, perfectly curled and set brown hair holding a delicate cup of coffee with a smile. However, the text proudly proclaims: Step aside coffee. This is a job for Alcohol!
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Oh, it’s gonna be that kind of week is it? Cool.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
When the DM says, not elemental entity, but excremental entity. Literally, what the shit?
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
That’s certainly a list of words organized into “thoughts.”
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I love you.
Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a tough day, can you talk to me about your favorite video game? I love you. Good morning means goodnight means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffee date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
While the corporate simps stand on a stage and pretend the climate change ain’t real, I would like to point out that we were asked to conserve energy twice last week and it still looks like this.
Austin forecast for the next week showing  temps in excess of 100 degrees Fahrenheit every single damn day. Like almost every day for the last month.
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Dawn @dawnpuppet.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
I feel like this meme, only it’s the Skyrim group and the BG groups yelling and the DA fandom is just… want another round?
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