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DaVybe

@davybe27.bsky.social
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Old gay ex musician married and living in Glasgow NO REPOSTS

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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 2h
Looks good 🥰
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 2h
Programming error then
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 4h
Is that something to do with your text size Bruce?… I notice there’s a search bar hidden by the emoticons… it looks like a graphics error
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 6h
Morning
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 14h
Fuck yes!
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 14h
G’day Spunk
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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And I Oop Meme Reaction
ALT: And I Oop Meme Reaction
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least you never said Feltham…..💅
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Shy Big Guy
ALT: Shy Big Guy
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
‘Nuff said….
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You waantin a slap hen? 🫲
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Consider well…. For your answer will say much about you….
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
T’aint ! There’s a world of difference
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah but is it the ones like round Wotsits or the ones that are wafer with cheese powder inside?
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I heard that in that Masterchef voiceover….. I was disappointed when you didn’t use the word “Jus”
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂😂😂
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus I hate that…. It’s like they’re wringing out a dishcloth 😱
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂😂😂
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aesthetics Matty= looks better 🙄
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s because cucumbers in this country are watery flavourless shit If you scrape out the seed channel you’re only losing the worst watery bit…. Your not scraping into the flesh of the cucumber
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Win win
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🥰
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh god no…. Not pot noodles….. well… maybe in an emergency… I’d rather have decent cheap Chinese or Korean ones even a 35p packet of Indome noodles
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bruce……. Fuck sake…. And especially after all the bother you had a week or so ago… daft bugger 🫂💗
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh that’s freaky….. I get that too 🙁
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ha! 💅
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can I bring noodles and chicken wings??!!
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤐 I’m reserving judgement….
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂😂😂
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh and happy 🎂 🍾🥂
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
56…… child 🙄
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love noodles and chicken wings 😕
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yabadabbadoo
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What 40? 😏
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At my age if I get down I’m not fuckin getting back up lol
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that what you do Matty? 💅
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah yer barber is a wise man take his advice
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s never a bad thing…. Food is never a bad thing
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😈
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need you ask? 🙋🏻‍♂️
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It stops being proper sushi and it’s just a California roll…. Which is something else…. Much like Gimbap isn’t sushi but looks like it
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol 🫂💗
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only in America and that doesn’t count!
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎼Hold me in your arms don’t let me go…🎵🎶
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My god man you’ve the taste buds of a 4 year old 😉
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“ I weren’t behind mangle when they were ‘andin out stair rods Minnie Caldwell… so think on And look sharp!”
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a waste locking that away 😨
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“They” need Jesus ✝️
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DaVybe @davybe27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That queue for Burger King 😱
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