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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

😂😂😂 Eww but funny. MAGA daily protein intake 🤣

DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

You know the world is ruled by the patriarchy when even the word happiness has the word penis in it. Let’s all be happussy!

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Abigail Spanberger elected first woman governor of Virginia!!! Please keep this energy when 2028 comes here 🩵💙🧢

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Happy Halloween to you all! Stay safe out there! 💀👻🎃🦇🕸️🕷️🍬🍭🍫⛑️❣️

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Voted early. Civic duty accomplished. 🗳️⬇️🧢

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

As a person who also speaks Khmer, when I hear “No King”, if you pronounce “King” with a Cambodian accent, it sounds like “No more sleeping”, as in “We are finally waking up and ready to fight!”

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

You wonder how they all voted for him. Meanwhile, tons of Americans didn’t know turkeys laid eggs

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The way people bend over backwards to justify their bigotry…No wonder why the world is in limbo

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

“A shutdown falls on the president’s lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shut down means the president is weak.” -Donald J Trump (2013)

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

So I guess they’d be slut shaming the Mona Lisa. She has no lashes at all.

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

What has happened to our country that we are so numb to watching people lose their lives violently in real time has become just another piece of content? We should be horrified.

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Remember what Jesus said: “Don’t let them take away our guns”

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Coffee already makes me poop my pants…

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The prosecution to the jury: Dr. Hopper doesn't have a leg to stand on in this case *and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

The kind of red vs blue battle we need…This movie was phenomenal

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

The more I see how evil and crazy people are, the more I am relieved I don’t please everyone.

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Uncanny! The artist Leonardo DiCaprio would be so proud.

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Le Gong Show episode I performed on is now available on YouTube. I am the second comic on that lineup. Now you can see me perform in French! Had fun on this roast show format and loved their feedback. m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...

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Le Gong Show - Ep. JC Surette

YouTube video by Le Gong Show

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Just because I carry it well, don't mean it's not heavy.

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Who still gets excited when finding out you can use these computers for free at hotels? Since we all have smart phones now… I am guessing only spies on the run…

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

While most of you Netflix and Chill, I prefer to Peacock and Plop

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

This ad is undeniably racist but I am even more shocked that Swatch still made watches. I haven’t seen any since the 90’s!!

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

A nice vacation is a flex, but the real flex is coming home to a life you love. The softest luxury is returning to a life that feels good. A great trip is temporary but loving your everyday? That’s wealth.

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Jamie Schler @lifesafeast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I can’t believe I found it. This time I bought it.

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I am Damask Cornell and you’re listening to NPR

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Look at this typhoon coming up in Taiwan…👀

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Guests come to my house and bring a bottle of wine or some desserts to be polite. My close friends come over with dark chocolate and period underwear because they love me so well. 🩸🍫😍

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

You know inflation’s gone bad when there’s no bibles in hotel rooms. Now, just scan a QR code for some verses…

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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

What’s a TV series finale that actually stuck the landing?

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

“Who’s the most annoying TV character ever?” Here are my answers:

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

You could be a ray of sunshine, and some people would still protect themselves from you by hiding under a magnifying glass of their own bullshit, then blame you for being burnt

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I’m a feminist who cooks and cleans. But so does my husband because he’s not a lazy piece of shit.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Baby Dolphin Break

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Look at this John Cena wanna be 👋👀🍋

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Chuckling at a previous comment a relative said to me: “shut your mouth and let the elders speak” Dude. I am going through perimenopause. If that doesn’t qualify me as an elder, I don’t know how old am supposed to reach to be allowed to be a dick like everyone else

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Coldplay haven’t released any singles for ages but they created two last night

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Rabbits were considered bad luck for sailors. It wasn’t just superstition. They literally would gnaw holes into the wood and sink the ships.

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I bet the current pistachio craze will outlast the Hawk Tuah girl “sensation”

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DavineDC @davinedc.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

People talk about complicated like it’s a bad thing. Some of the most beautiful things in life are complicated.

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