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David Zack

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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 2h
Having the job makes it so much easier to collect those bribes...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Disqualifying???? He was never qualified. The word you're looking for is treasonous.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Monsters do monstrous things.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Billy Madison: Dumber For Having Listened
ALT: Billy Madison: Dumber For Having Listened
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's not thinking this through. He's gonna want those tacky tchotchkes for his prison cell.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Cool" aid?
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This reminds me of Dark Helmet explaining that evil will triumph because good is dumb...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So they're saying it's not right to terrorize people? How bout that...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, we're all worried about our oceanfront property...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's like a Freudian confession.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Then we simply demolish Mar-A-Lago.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh look. Another crime.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's a squatter. Why can't we just kick him out?
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also, make sure you keep those drinks covered.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's not half as crazy as when it says he attends church on Sunday....
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Seems illegal...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's like dementia Mad Libs...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Recession indicator.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Exactly what you'd expect a Nazi to say.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Clarol Nice 'n Sleazy.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seeing as he gets wealthy by stealing, it's not surprising he doesn't understand.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Immediately and also twenty years too late.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You know... And hear me out... I'm beginning to suspect he might actually be a moron.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Chandler is going to do really well in prison...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"You caught us breaking the rules. So we changed the rules."
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who he's become? You're not going to win any points by pretending he wasn't always scum.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That's how cults work.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I bet the system is also designed to always find that just one ballot in every batch.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Who has standing to sue?
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So weird he wasn't sent to Haiti...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Measles are no big deal because I'm killing far more people in other ways..."
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Interesting how quickly Republicans will move on a performative act like this, but they always fought to cut funding to her library...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Maybe Minnesota should issue a warrant for Abbott. Isn't Obstructing Justice a crime, too?
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Republican voters just can't resist a shockingly unqualified candidate...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is it shrinking? Or are they being killed off by poison food and measles?
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But I thought laws don't matter anymore....?
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Family Circus comic reading "But he hit me back first!"
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He's going to invade the bond market?
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Good lord...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not an accident.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"You tried to kill me. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed." Sigh...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sure seems like crime....
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That technically being she didn't commit any crime.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can't lose what you never had.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But... The Justice Department and Trump's private lawyers are the SAME PEOPLE.
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How else you gonna take the turkey out of Turkey....
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Pandemics are so much work! This is a far easier way to kill us all...
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why are you putting this nutjob on the air, @cnn.com?
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David Zack @davidzack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pro-gun AND pro-life? No cognitive dissonance there at all....
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