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David Cook

@davidycook1.bsky.social
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Not a cheeseburger. Clarinet professor, college football enthusiast and nocturnal consumer of pork products. davidcookclarinet.com/links

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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PANCREATITE HAM
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JAMÓN NOCTURNO
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hear me out: flights of ham
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SIDE HAM @angry-stephen.bsky.social
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
perhaps... i don't remember how i even saw the original group chat messages. not here, in any case.
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i guess i should have said "non-garbage time snaps" - Brian has him at 14 snaps against iowa
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
o/u 0.5 on the number of meaningful snaps Zach Marshall takes in a winged helmet for the rest of his life?
zach marshall said some things that honestly, there's probably no good way to walk back from
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mgoseth.bsky.social the Bile-r Sisters
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I genuinely feel bad for Jim at this point
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok, in the cold light of Sunday, I think the fanbase and the media are being too harsh on Bryce. I know that 101 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs isn’t awesome, but remember that sometimes you only need 62 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs to beat #2 ohio state (10-1)
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoo boy that seam was WIIIIIIIIIDE OPEN
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stop faking the fucking handoff
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least there haven’t been as many holding penalties
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brian is gonna have the offense UFR done tomorrow
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the amped up version of whatever Harbaugh did to the QBs pregame
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@mgoblog.bsky.social please give drake lindsey an HM in I Must Speak Up About These Guys of the Week for running directly to the sideline on Staehling’s pick six instead of even attempting to make a tackle
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He saw a hotdish on the sidelines
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First round pick
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ope
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“We” is a very generous way of saying a specific player
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bench Kuzdzal for someone who isn’t so desperate to do something that he costs the team 10 yards every time
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
McCray. Barkley
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That would be the BIGGEST Noon Saturday
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this play made me straight-up chortle when i was watching
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was an alex orji level pass on penn state’s 2PA
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Holding? Or… pass interference!”
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Das Rheingoat
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like Hela on Asgard
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I chortled watching that unfold in real time
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FRAMESSSSSSS
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i was gonna do data entry tonight, but it looks like that isn't happening with this game on
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
which team wants to win this game more, and which team wants to lose this game more? the answer could be the same team for both questions
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
26 is such a great number of points for a team to score
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But penn state isn’t ranked #2
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this looks like sandman from spider-man 3
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don’t think the universe works like this, but it would be beautiful if james franklin and VT get to 5-0 on the same night penn state loses to northwestern
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
School’s in session at the university of night ham and the local Costco is stocked up accordingly
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somehow this is michigan’s fault
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re so confused
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These announcers have gotta stop saying “that’s a great catch” about noticing that the receiver is OOB before catching the ball, therefore making it NOT a catch
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are people really that mad about the iowa game? as soon as hank brown completed that pass, my reaction was "oh well, that sucks, iowa basically rolled 12 like 7 times in a row." it changed my feelings about the season MAYBE 1%
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The funniest thing about these phishing scams is that they think I would be distraught about losing access to my work email
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about getting an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty
Portapotties for simulating using the restroom
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
89 is a great number to see sprinting untouched
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Almost heaven right there
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just need to point out how badly I called this
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just imagine starting a paper, opening Word “Did you mean…” “NO!”
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t forget, there are WAY worse ways to pronounce that last name
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