David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026perhaps... i don't remember how i even saw the original group chat messages. not here, in any case. 100
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i guess i should have said "non-garbage time snaps" - Brian has him at 14 snaps against iowa 000
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026o/u 0.5 on the number of meaningful snaps Zach Marshall takes in a winged helmet for the rest of his life? 420
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ok, in the cold light of Sunday, I think the fanbase and the media are being too harsh on Bryce. I know that 101 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs isn’t awesome, but remember that sometimes you only need 62 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs to beat #2 ohio state (10-1) 040
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026At least there haven’t been as many holding penalties 121
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Brian is gonna have the offense UFR done tomorrow 170
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is the amped up version of whatever Harbaugh did to the QBs pregame 050
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@mgoblog.bsky.social please give drake lindsey an HM in I Must Speak Up About These Guys of the Week for running directly to the sideline on Staehling’s pick six instead of even attempting to make a tackle 000
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“We” is a very generous way of saying a specific player 020
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bench Kuzdzal for someone who isn’t so desperate to do something that he costs the team 10 yards every time 010
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this play made me straight-up chortle when i was watching 001
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That was an alex orji level pass on penn state’s 2PA 000
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS 010
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i was gonna do data entry tonight, but it looks like that isn't happening with this game on 000
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026which team wants to win this game more, and which team wants to lose this game more? the answer could be the same team for both questions 010
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/202626 is such a great number of points for a team to score 010
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don’t think the universe works like this, but it would be beautiful if james franklin and VT get to 5-0 on the same night penn state loses to northwestern 120
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026School’s in session at the university of night ham and the local Costco is stocked up accordingly 150
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026These announcers have gotta stop saying “that’s a great catch” about noticing that the receiver is OOB before catching the ball, therefore making it NOT a catch 020
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026are people really that mad about the iowa game? as soon as hank brown completed that pass, my reaction was "oh well, that sucks, iowa basically rolled 12 like 7 times in a row." it changed my feelings about the season MAYBE 1% 041
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The funniest thing about these phishing scams is that they think I would be distraught about losing access to my work email 150
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thinking about getting an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty 031
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just imagine starting a paper, opening Word “Did you mean…” “NO!” 010
David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Don’t forget, there are WAY worse ways to pronounce that last name 100