Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Today, I got to personally thank John Cameron Mitchell for inspiring me. Many of you know him from ''Hedwig and the Angry Inch,'' but if you've never seen the movie ''Shortbus,'' you absolutely should. Hit me up, and we can watch it in my basement. 030
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 01/11/2025They mad a Zohran Mamdani for calling his father's cousin his aunt. Meanwhile, Mike Johnson and Matt Gaetz BEEN out here calling random colored children their sons when they need to deflect allegations of racism. 030
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Unless you mean ''with God,'' you can keep that shit and just give me my Sesame Chicken, Panda Express. 130
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Maybe your job sucks, but spare a thought for the government employee, who just wanted benefits and a decent pension, who came into work one day and was told to go through a 238-page document in order to redact [among other things] nude pictures of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. 040
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 29/08/2025OLD WHITE MAN IN MY DEI WORKSHOP: How can you call America a white supremacist country? ME: 141
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 20/08/2025A couple white Trump supporters established a community in Arkansas and say no Black people are allowed. In other news, I just filed a restraining order against Megan Thee Stallion. She's not allowed within 100 yards of my two-bedroom, two-bath in St. Louis Hills. 010
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 14/08/2025How it started vs. how it's going! An almost year-long journey ended last night. Thanks to everyone who came out and everyone who participated in any part of it. Photos: A.G. Shaw 050
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 08/08/2025This Sunday! Produced by the incomparable Michelle Mynx! Hosted by Annie Cherry and Maxi Glamour! facebook.com/events/s/art... 000
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Come see Mommy Issues at High Low on Wednesday, August 13th at 7pm. Part of STLFringe! www.stlfringe.org/event-detail... 020
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Is there a secret connection between the death of my mother and Adam Sandler? There's only one way to find out. Come see Mommy Issues, Wednesday, August 13th at 7pm, part of STLFringe, [if you're not a blood relative]. www.stlfringe.org/event-detail... 010
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 29/07/2025BDSM, polyamory, nudism... I'll be playing all hits at Mommy Issues. Wednesday, August 13th at 7 pm, part of STLFringe! Come see it, if you're not a blood relative. www.stlfringe.org/event-detail... 040
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 25/07/2025My Dad: Can you hook me up with a temporary tattoo? My Uncle Keith: Sure, strip naked. My Dad: What? My Uncle Keith: What? 042
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Somebody said Ice T looks like Peter Dinklage, and I really wish they hadn't. 010
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Everybody: We finally have a comic book accurate Superman! Me: Okay, but... 020
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 17/07/2025My Mom: Do whatever you want. Get weird with it. My Uncle Keith: Say less, sis. 040
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 16/07/2025This is not the client list you're looking for. 000
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 07/07/2025If you get this reference, I hope you've had at least one colonoscopy. 010
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Had this poster on my wall all through undergrad. RIP, Mr. Blonde. 020
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Without using Google, I can tell you that the man who shot Ronald Reagan almost 45 years ago was John Hinckley Jr. Off the top of your head, can you name the guy who shot Donald Trump a year ago? 000
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Everybody needs a friend who will buy them a book on their favorite topic AND listen to them geek out about it for two hours straight. Love you, @kendraholliday.bsky.social! 120
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I guess politicians can do anything they want, so long as they take out national television ads claiming they did the exact opposite. 040
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 20/06/20251. Fuck Senator Ted Cruz 2. Given the quality of the intel the Rebels had, Luke probably DID know the population of the Death Star. 3. Why do Republicans constantly equate themselves with the Rebellion when they are SO obviously the Empire. 141
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Happy Father's Day to everyone for whom today is complicated. 150
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 10/06/2025And on June 18th, the Westside Library releases an awkwardly worded but sincere apology to confused parties on both sides... 240
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I'm my own competition. After a long lay-off from heavy lifting, Present Day Me took on April 2025 Me in the gym, and I'm proud to say that Present Day Me won 6 out of 7 rounds. As far as 2012 Me is concerned, that nigga better watch his back, cause I'm coming for his head! 020
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I'm more of a Marvel guy, but I gotta rep for St. Louis' own James Gunn! 010
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 10/05/2025And ma'am, I said, ''Thank you for saving lives!'' 040
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 09/05/2025RIP James Foley, director of two of my favorite movies, ''Glengarry Glen Ross'' and ''At Close Range.'' 020
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Me and Vladimir Noskov [AKA, The Mad Ukrainian, BKA, The Mad Russian] getting kicked off the Arch grounds, ostensibly for filming without a permit, but actually for pissing off a bunch of right-wingers. He was a character, that's for sure. RIP. 030
Planet Wraith @davidwraith.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I don't know who needs to hear this, but lawyers for Mike "My Pillow" Lindell used Chat GPT to create a legal filing on his behalf. They submitted it to a judge without fact-checking it, and it cited several non-existent cases. The lawyers now face disciplinary action. 070
