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David Woo

@davidwoo.actor
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🔗: davidwoo.actor 📧: david@davidwoo.actor - he/him ♂️ - #VoiceActor 🎙️ - PC Gamer 🖥️ - Usually plays healer ⛑️ - Dark mode enjoyer 🌙 - Born in the 1900s 📼 - Opinions are my own - Facts are for everyone

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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 02/08/2026
POV: you're a cat toy
A gray cat lying on her side, paw reaching out towards you, the viewer.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 07/07/2026
waiting for the GFiber technician to restore my internet connection
The "Sad Pablo Escobar" meme: a small collage of photos of him sitting/mopping. One sitting on a swinging bench, one sitting in a dim kitchen, one standing in an empty swimming pool.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 02/07/2026
well this aged like a fine milk
Screenshot of a YouTube video that the PlayStation channel published in 2013 titled "Official PlayStation Used Game Instructional Video" in which one man hands over a physical game to another man.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 28/06/2026
c'mon now, ikea, i've seen enough fantasy media to know that this is not what dragons look like
A box from IKEA containing a large serving spoon and serving fork labeled DRAGON
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 27/05/2026
damn, who told?
"WARNING ⚠️ If an ATHEIST offers you jam on toast, they will likely write SATAN on it and then spread it so that you don't know. #SayNoToAtheistToast" And then a picture of a slice of toast with "SATAN" written in jam
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 08/05/2026
what my life was like before getting a password manager to autofill for me
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 06/05/2026
time for me to quit overwatch. i've peaked. there is nothing left in this game that i want to achieve.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 01/05/2026
Searching for a hardboiled detective? Need a supportive older brother? Or perhaps an exasperated smart aleck at the end of his rope? Hi, I'm David and I'm a #voiceactor! Whatever your project needs, reach out to me through email or socials, and let's talk about it! #audiodrama #gamedev #animation
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 08/03/2026
with a Michael Myers popcorn bucket and some RGB smart bulbs, anything* is possible! *as long as that thing is scare your wife for no reason in the middle of March
A display shelf with popcorn buckets in the shape of Michael Myers' head.A Michael Myers popcorn bucket lit from below by a bright white light while the rest of the room is lit with red light.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 19/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone
Gray cat loafing on a cushion and mouth wide open in a big yawn
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 10/12/2025
you're trying to tell me that Clair obscured this expedition 33???
A screenshot of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 where the player character is aiming at an enemy mime that's wearing sunglasses and a red beret.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 03/11/2025
y'know i don't think i ever fully appreciated just how dependent i was on having thumbs before i injured one of them a couple days ago
My left hand giving a thumbs up, except my thumb is wrapped in a bandage.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 31/10/2025
happy spoopday everyone!
The caption "My bones after I mix 50 cartons of 2% milk and achieve 100% milk" followed by a picture of a skeleton with very muscular arms and legs.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 25/10/2025
whoops, ran out of milk
A 1.5 quart bottle of pumpkin cold brew coffee sitting next to a bowl of cereal. The bowl of cereal is filled with the coffee instead of milk.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 28/09/2025
i've finally done it. i have silksung... #silksong
The end screen for Hollow Knight: Silksong.
GAME COMPLETION
PERCENTAGE 100%
TIME 50h 2m 15s
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 22/09/2025
i think our cat might be broken
A small gray cat lying on a chair on her back with her body twisted around, looking at the camera. She looks...comfortable?
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 08/08/2025
franky friday
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 05/08/2025
how about a movie with three guys?
Movie poster for "3 Idiots" showing the three main characters sitting in chairs shaped like butts and smiling at the camera with their arms outstretched
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 19/07/2025
close enough
Headline: "Splitgate 2 confirms a 1-in-100 chance you might fart when crouching in the new Halo meets Portal FPS, and it needs to be seen to be believed"

By Kaan Serin published May 24, 2025

Tagline: "Accidentally farted while in voice chat? Just blame it on the game!"
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 03/07/2025
happy 3th july to those who celebrate
A gray baseball cap with green camo visor and a patriotic patch reading "3TH JULY INDEPENDENCE DAY"
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 30/06/2025
i dunno y'all, i think i'm stumped
Screenshot of a mini-crossword puzzle with the highlighted clue: "Flo Rida hit with the lyric 'Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur'"
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 28/06/2025
#caturday mood
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 03/06/2025
sequel to live laugh love just dropped:
A box on a store shelf with the three-piece wall decoration, with one word written in cursive on each piece: "dry", "fold", "wash"
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 19/05/2025
life imitates art
a gray kitten peeking over a kitchen counter next to a mug of tea with a gray cat-shaped tea infuser in a similar pose
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 17/05/2025
I won a SpongeBob banana and aimed to win a Patrick banana too, but accidentally ended up with a 2nd SpongeBob banana instead
holding two banana-shaped SpongeBob plushies while standing in front of a crane machine filled with various plushies of SpongeBob characters
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 14/05/2025
4-panel meme:
1: Peter Parker holding his glasses up to his eyes
2: The old Google logo - a multi-colored letter G with clearly defined edges between each color
3: Peter Parker lowering his glasses from his eyes
4: The new Google logo which looks like the old logo except the edges between the colors are now gradients
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 12/05/2025
me: alright let's focus on getting some work done my brain, snickering: V-tuber
a pile of potatoes, one of which is in the shape of the letter V
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 09/05/2025
new career goal: voice a woo from the marshal king (i don't know what a woo is)
Two panels from the manga The Marshal King
Panel 1:
Fair Lady: "Relying on power and speed is far too amateur... I can dodge your strikes without even looking at them. If only you had the technique down... you'd be a Woo."
Panel 2:
Jim, thinking: "Woo? What's that?!"
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 05/05/2025
silly cats doing silly things
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 28/04/2025
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 17/04/2025
oh, okay. i didn't wanna go there anyway
Screenshot from the game Hitman World of Assassination showing Agent 47 standing inside his house in front of the door leading outside to the woods. Game UI shows a red exclamation mark on the door with text that reads "OUTSIDE REQUIRES MASTERY LEVEL 12"
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 14/04/2025
"AI" = "Anal Iconography"
Headline: "Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?" with an image of various AI company logos arranged on a drawing of a butt
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 11/03/2025
All episodes of #Infinimart Session 0 are out on YouTube! Go check it out and then support their Patreon if you haven't already! Huge thanks @infinimarthq.bsky.social for letting me play Theo! #indieanimation #dnd youtube.com/playlist?lis...
An edited image of a character holding the Infinimart Youtube playlist above his head
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 23/02/2025
You're totally right! there is no try
Yoda smiling with teeth
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 20/12/2024
spreading some holiday cheer in the best way I know how
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 12/12/2024
I'm not one who typically gives a hoot about follower counts and whatnot, but this feels like a milestone of sorts. 😈 Thank y'all for following!
Screenshot of 666 followers
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 11/12/2024
new handle who dis
Screenshot of old handle "@davidwoovo.bsky.social"Screenshot of new handle "@davidwoo.actor"
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 05/12/2024
yes, i am a weeb
Spotify Wrapped 2024:
Top Artists: 
1. YOASOBI
2. Snail's House
3. Creepy Nuts
4. fusq
5. Noisecream

Top Songs: 
1. Bling-Bang-Bang-Born
2. アイドル
3. Perfume! 
4. Neverland
5. Rendezvous

Minutes Listened: 
43,179
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 03/12/2024
やった!
Duolingo 2024 Year in Review: 
"I'm a top 1% learner on Duolingo!"

Top 1% rank
229 longest streak 
81084 total XP
2049 minutes spent
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 25/11/2024
somewhere at the bottom of the ocean, a Korok is cackling maniacally
NPR Headline: "Ocean explorers hoped they photographed Amelia Earhart's plane. Turns out it's a rock""'Talk about the cruelest formation ever created by nature,' he said. 'It's almost like somebody did set those rocks out in this nice little pattern of her plane, just to mess with somebody out there looking for her.'"
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 23/11/2024
if you get one for each finger, you could do some real damage clocking someone in the face be sure to drop the one-liner "you better watch yourself" as you do it
"Casio to Release the CRW-001-1JR Ring Watch" with a close-up photo of someone wearing the ring watch on their finger
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 23/11/2024
Anime Frontier badge showed up in the mail!
A 3-day badge for Anime Frontier featuring official art of Trigun Stampede
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 22/11/2024
smiski shelf? smiski shelf.
An IKEA Lustigt shelf with about a dozen Smiski figures on it.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 13/11/2024
PSA for my fellow voice actors (and basically anyone who uses a computer for work)! Please for your own sanity get in the habit of keeping backup copies of your files somewhere other than your work computer.
Screenshot of a post:
"Welp, that's me out. Hard drive failure just cost me the last fourteen years of voice work I've done. Poof. Lost my voices, my sound effects, my music, my scripts, my WIPs. Everything."
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 12/11/2024
In the notifications tab, there's a gear icon in the top right corner
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 12/11/2024
I agree that the notification settings need work, but here's what they do have. Better than nothing, I suppose?
Notification Settings 

Notification filters 

Enable priority notifications [enabled] 

Experimental: When this preference is enabled, you'll only receive reply and quote notifications from users you follow. We'll continue to add more controls here over time.
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 24/10/2024
This is your reminder to go vote
Selfie of me with an "I Voted / Yo Voté" sticker, and I'm posed like the thinking face emoji. 🤔
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 30/09/2024
oh right, bluesky added blideo. here's one of my old blitposts. be sure to blike, blomment, and blollow if you enjoy my blontent
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 27/09/2024
inside me there are two wolves #Satisfactory
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David Woo @davidwoo.actor · 20/09/2024
as a "Bluesky Elder" do I now qualify for senior discounts?
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