David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026#WorldCupDiary So much for late nights and lie-ins. Right outside bedroom window. 020
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It's Freaky Friday, it's Nine to Five and it's ... Carry on Jack #CatchphrasesInASongOrMovie Three in One. Better still get an ebook for just 77p www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...static.klipy.comBarbara Harris & Jodie Foster in Freaky FridayALT: Barbara Harris & Jodie Foster in Freaky Friday 071
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm free, Willy! #CatchphrasesInASongOrMoviestatic.klipy.comMr Humphries Says 'I'm Free' in Are You Being ServedALT: Mr Humphries Says 'I'm Free' in Are You Being Served 090
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Wolves of Willoughby Chase is On #CatchphrasesInASongOrMoviestatic.klipy.comBradley Walsh Laughing on ITV's The ChaseALT: Bradley Walsh Laughing on ITV's The Chase 1121
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026#CatchphrasesInASongOrMovie I fell the need, the need for Speed!static.klipy.comSpeed Movie Bus Stunt SceneALT: Speed Movie Bus Stunt Scene 0100
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026#CatchphrasesInASongOrMovie I'll be Back to the Future 77p amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...static.klipy.comArnold Schwarzenegger as Terminator Puts on SunglassesALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger as Terminator Puts on Sunglasses 1121
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026#WorldCupDiary Again no decent theme tune for World Cup. Keep playing one in my head so had to track it down - BBC 1978. Checked out others & the other well known by me is ITV 86. Makes sense as it was first one I watched in earnest. Parents were not into sport so others would jhave been sapsmodic. 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,821 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1150
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026#WorldCupDiary As with every WC I am trying to watch all the matches. Taken 2 weeks off as usual but the timings are going to beat me. Think it is a case of watch two and record the other two to watch the next day. I Haiti to say it but I did that with the Scotland game. Just watched it.static.klipy.comScott McTominay Jumps, SarahmcfadyenALT: Scott McTominay Jumps, Sarahmcfadyen 120
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026#booksky 77 - Star Wars (not A New Hope) 77p - price of all my ebooks now (not a hope). davidandrewwardle.co.uk "Ebook em, Danno!"static.klipy.comStar Wars LogoALT: Star Wars Logo 030
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026#booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity and any one who even cares. I have reduced all my ebooks to the lowest possible price of 0.77p. And where I could reduced the paprebacks too. I can do no more.static.klipy.comJack Lord as Steve McGarrett: Book 'em, DannoALT: Jack Lord as Steve McGarrett: Book 'em, Danno 060
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026#wordlewonderleague #writingcommunity #booksky BIG NEWS! The Whole in One ebook is free - 1/6 to 5/6. Everything I have written except The Puzzle. If you read The Puzzle after this you will have read everything in chronological order. amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David... amazon.co.uk/Whole-One-Po...amazon.co.ukThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle StoreThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 040
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026#booksky An idea I have had for some years which I thought would be a good cartoon strip but I cannot draw. Just testing water. THE NAKED FIN From the files of Police Squid A Quinn Marlin Production Today's episode - The Final Chapter 040
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Wogan's Run #ASongOrMovieForEurovision2026 www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...static.klipy.comterry wogan wtfALT: terry wogan wtf 050
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Making Your Megamind Up #ASongOrMovieForEurovision2026 (No Bucks Fizz GIF on here. Wow!) www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...static.klipy.comOut Of Order SignALT: Out Of Order Sign 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Mr Kiss Kiss Boom Bang-a-Bang #ASongOrMovieForEurovision2026 #booksky www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...static.klipy.comLulu's Expressive PerformanceALT: Lulu's Expressive Performance 060
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Oh Brotherhood of Man, Where Art Thou? #ASongOrMovieForEurovision2026 #booksky www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...static.klipy.comBrotherhood Of Man - UK Eurovision 1976ALT: Brotherhood Of Man - UK Eurovision 1976 080
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Three men! One Puzzle! One Killer! Solve it or die! www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David... 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,792 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 161
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#IconicSoftDrinksInASongOrMovie Sprite Said Fred www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...media.tenor.coma cat laying on a bed next to a bottle of spriteALT: a cat laying on a bed next to a bottle of sprite 1121
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#IconicSoftDrinksInASongOrMovie Fanta Beasts and Where To Find Them www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...media.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with his arms outstretched and says fanta .ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with his arms outstretched and says fanta . 1111
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#IconicSoftDrinksInASongOrMovie The Iron Bru Lady www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...media.tenor.comtwo bottles of irn bru and a can of irn bruALT: two bottles of irn bru and a can of irn bru 0111
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#booksky I joined here to see if it was better than the Dark Side for traction on my books. The Dark Side has got even worse for traction but having said that, I don't think i have made one sale on here. 030
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026#booksky #omnibus Almost the whole lot. A writing journey over 40 years in the making. www.amazon.in/Whole-One-Po...amazon.inThe Whole in One: Portfolio of a NobodyThe Whole in One: Portfolio of a Nobody eBook : Wardle, David : Amazon.in: Kindle Store 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026#booksky #crimethriller The power with which he was struck cracked the skull like an eggshell, but he hit him twice more for good measure. “Professional Plumber in the kitchen with a wrench,” said the ex-customer as he took his leave. www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...amazon.co.ukThe PuzzleThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026#booksky #fairystories “Ah. As far as my name is concerned if you can guess it I will spin your straw into gold,” said the man. “Nah! Been there and done that. You can call me Rumpsteakenstilton. And I said that I can help you get your wishes.” www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-We...amazon.co.ukOnce Upon A WeekOnce Upon A Week eBook : Wardle, David A.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026#booksky #timetravel ‘Well, sir’, I said in my most innocent tones. ‘You are the teacher. The one in charge. I thought you would have realised without any help from me.’ Stringer leant even closer. Oh my god. They’d better hurry up and invent Listerine. www.amazon.co.uk/REWIND-DAVID...amazon.co.ukAmazon.co.uk 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026#booksky #comedythriller I arrived at the office early. It was raining and I was, as Blackadder might have said of Baldrick, as wet as a wet fish that has just been awarded the Wettest Fish of the Year Award during a monsoon. www.amazon.co.uk/Pratt-Wally-...amazon.co.ukPratt, Pratt, Wally & Pratt InvestigatePratt, Pratt, Wally & Pratt Investigate eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026#booksky #spoof "This waterproof, shockproof, bulletproof and crushproof watch that tells the time in 60 countries, it's stopped." "Probably needs a new battery," suggested I. "See McDonald at the company farm. We've a new breed of battery hen." www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Oh-No...amazon.co.ukDoctor, Oh No!Doctor, Oh No! eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,778 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 050
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026It is my book's birthday and all it wants for a present is to be read. www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...amazon.co.ukThe PuzzleThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026#booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY TO THE PUZZLE Published 23/4/24 Sales 50 Royalties £58.25 One celebrity endorsement @johnburtonofficial.bsky.social Six 5 star reviews Three 4 star review Two 3 star review One 1 star review www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...amazon.co.ukThe PuzzleThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 050
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026#booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #wordlewonderleague Bestseller, bestseller, bestseller I want to have a bestseller, bestseller, bestseller I want to have a bestseller I want to sell my book I want to have a bestseller I want to sell it when you look amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...media.tenor.coma man singing into a microphone with the words " i want to ride my bicycle " below himALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " i want to ride my bicycle " below him 021
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,758 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 160
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026#booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity Is the 1 star review right or the the 5 star reviews?media.tenor.coma bald man in a suit and glasses says there is only one way to find outALT: a bald man in a suit and glasses says there is only one way to find out 150
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026#ASongOrMovieForHomeClothes The Jeans Geniemedia.tenor.coma man playing a guitar in a band with the word vevo on the bottomALT: a man playing a guitar in a band with the word vevo on the bottom 151
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026#ASongOrMovieForHomeClothes The Man in the Three Piece Suitmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a top hat and cane walks down a sidewalk in front of a building that says chesterfield solicitorALT: a man wearing a top hat and cane walks down a sidewalk in front of a building that says chesterfield solicitor 020
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Saw an ad for a new musical - Karate Kid. Give me a break. Why does everything have to be made into a musical? Did we need Back to the Future as musical? No. I blame Buffy - first time I saw drama series with musical episode. Most fans loved it but I didn't. Not everything has to be set to music. 010
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,752 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Phrazle 279: 2/6 🟪⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟪🟪 ⬜🟩🟪🟪🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma green airplane with the number 2 on its tailALT: a green airplane with the number 2 on its tail 140
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Bap to the Future #ASongOrMovieForKindsOfBread amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David... 040
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Simply the Best Since Sliced bread #ASongOrMovieForKindsOfBread amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...amazon.co.ukThe PuzzleThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 161
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026BrownBreadPool #ASongOrMovieForKindsOfBread amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...amazon.co.ukThe PuzzleThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 151
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Focaccia Me If You Can #ASongOrMovieForKindsOfBread amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...amazon.co.ukThe PuzzleThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 030
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,744 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 030
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,743 4/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 050
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026RIP Xandermedia.tenor.coma man wearing a red and green striped shirt looks at a womanALT: a man wearing a red and green striped shirt looks at a woman 000
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026#wordlewonderleague Wordle 1,737 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 140
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026#writingcommunity #wordlewonderleague #readingcommunity Sunday's child has no clue How to make a reader of you Life is just a pile of poo I may just flush it down the loo. www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...amazon.co.ukAmazon.co.uk 030
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Dracula: Bread and Loving It! #ASongOrMovieForAllKindsOfSmellmedia.tenor.coma man is holding two pieces of bread in his handsALT: a man is holding two pieces of bread in his hands 020
David Wardle @davidwardle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026#wordlewonderleague #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #booksky Sarurday's child works had for a living Just to earn an honest bob A miilion sales of my book Would save me from the day job. www.amazon.co.uk/Puzzle-David...amazon.co.ukThe PuzzleThe Puzzle eBook : Wardle, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 040
