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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

What a difference a chromosome makes.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Scaramucci should have trademarked his name.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Between this and a Dodgers' player denouncing Sydney Sweeney's half-naked gambling adds, I never felt more athetically homeless.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My man looks like his chipmunk son's music residuals have dried up.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

"I've never thought of my own legal loopholes" It takes a village (idiot) to ruin a country.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Spaulding? Suddenly your treatment of the Paddock makes so much more sense.

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Caddyshack Ted Knight

ALT: Caddyshack Ted Knight

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

That years of patchwork local network coverage has enabled the payroll imbalances and the league wide packages don't compensate enough to level it out. It's continuing pattern that they haven't learned anything, yet they'll ask the MLBPA to take a salary cap hit without getting their act together.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Educated at Pepperdine during the 2000's? The ghost of Ken Starr returns to haunt us.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I worked summers in a shoe factory in Bridgton in my teens with my Mom. Come August we would do my back to school shopping at the Reny's there.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Because it is. Ask a fan of the Lowell Spinners and almost 40 other towns that lost teams during the pandemic.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

From the roof of my work I can see tankers moored off El Segundo. This has been in the back of my mind since the start of this.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Let's face it, if you're north of Rt. 2, someone has tried eating road salt.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Let's see how things play out the next couple years.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I heard He just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Abyss stares back at everyone.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yup! I still have floating around here somewhere.😆

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nice of the booth to point out why this was exactly the wrong move.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I had the T-shirt. I bought it at a Waldenbooks in 1989 with the compilation book.

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David Varney @davidvarney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I evicted someone from my workplace that ranted about several things as we waited for his taxi to take him away. "Star Wars was real, that s**t really happened!" was among the gems dropped by him. The punchline was that he was a "D' list celebrity/one-hit wonder. Ruined the song for me.

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