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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Given enough time he will reveal himself to everyone who did not see who he was to being with.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Aw that's sad. Oh well. Fluffers come and fluffers go.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Schmitt happens" is a meme that works on many levels. I'll start. Man steps in dog-shit -> oops Schmitt Happens!

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fretting about his image is not working; but shallow whores won't see it that way.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

...and what makes him think it won't be removed when he's goner?

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this. Has it happened yet? Where can I see it?

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Where it will get more views than it otherwise would. Strategic thinking is not this administrations strong point.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So he's never heard of the "Streisand effect" or the saying "there's no such thing as bad publicity". Or maybe he's just a lying thin skinned narcissist.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Yeah, sure they will. Would you like to buy a bridge?

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ah, so that's the going rate for a fluffer

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's almost like he's a delusional narcissist or something

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

A clear case of DTS. Deranged Trump Syndrome.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yep, caught this at this years MIFF @melbfilmfest.bsky.social Well worth a viewing.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Double double toil and trouble; Tesla burn and AI bubble. Fool them with a pump and dump, Then the harm is firm and rump.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Bye to truth with quoth of grok, Fools and twats with tongues that mock, Hyperloop or flights to Mars, Ego driven, ugly cars, For a sham of woeful trouble, Like an Enron boil and bubble.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Double double toil and trouble; Tesla burn and AI bubble. File it with a grin so fake, In the NASDAQ boil and bake,

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Just a thought but lying is an ugly that Botox can't hide.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Another poster boy for the "Idiot Grin" brigade

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Okay, so the wife's phone got the alert, right on two. The tradie doing the bathroom tiles got it too 3 minutes later - still waiting on mine. 14 minutes and counting.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It's as likely to happen as Hyperloop - or solar tiles - or the roadster - or FSD - or the flights to Mars - or data centers in space - or on the moon..... or. Christ why does anyone take what he says seriously.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You really don't need to read past the first four words and he does that everyday

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I only knew one person who had them. They were... interesting. Did you ever watch Penny Lane's movie? www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xX...

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The Mad Genius Behind Sea Monkeys

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Jerry Gee has not aged well. When I saw this all I could think was "gottle o geer, gottle o geer"

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sad to say that lick-spittles legacy will be that of a total ass kisser

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Morally, yes. Has been for a long long time.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Or claim they deliberately lost... you know... TDS or radical left whatever

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

So the cat has returned from the Hyperthyroid Clinic after radiation therapy. Still "glowing" at around 2 micro sieverts at a meter. Awaiting the super powers to manifest but so far only hunger and a demand for attention. Such is life...

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

FYI, that is parked and not moving. Seriously, why when there are other suitable spots? What the fuck were they thinking!

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Double double toil and trouble, Tesla burn and AI bubble....

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Might be time for InfoWars Wife.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Sisters having renovations done and this was found under the flooring that was taken up. Circa 1975. I know I've just retired but I wonder if the position is still available? I know a bit of COBOL.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Don't always read opinion pieces but this is worthwhile and all I could hear in my inner ear was..... womp womp Israel, Stunned by Trump’s Iran Deal, Sees It as a ‘Catastrophic Capitulation’ www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/w...

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Israel, Stunned by Trump’s Iran Deal, Sees It as a ‘Catastrophic Capitulation’

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I recall the story of maybe three episodes - but midday TV was a rare thing to watch

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I have vague recollections of this:

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Well, I gotta admit it was worth the wait for that curtain to be removed.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Slow to start and heavy on the metaphors, it builds tension thanks in large to the performances of all involved. www.imdb.com/title/tt0090...

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

With tonight's viewing at the Classic Cinema I now have a greater appreciation of Dennis Hoppers performance as a gas huffing psychopath. Despite an irritating audience of weak bladders and some who acted like they were still at home, it was enjoyable.

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Blue Velvet, 1986 is one of the few David Lunch films I'd previously only seen on video (VHS in the good ol' BlockBuster days). My recollection was scant, limited to a few scenes of Isabella Rossellini, song renditions and an unconvincing animatronic bird at the end (I tend to notice such things).

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

What does it say about me that I get more value from #RIFFTRAX than I do from #NETFLIX hmm?

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The Wizard of WTF? @davidvanstone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The plot is obvious and all performances are good with Roland Young stealing every scene he's in as the Earl of Burnstead. You may remember Roland Young from 'The Man Who Could Work Miracles, 1936' - the version worth watching. www.imdb.com/title/tt0026...

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