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David Thomas Lynch

@davidtlynch.bsky.social
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"My only post in a fortnight is about how much this place sucks. Why does everyone here hate me?"
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Judd Apatow tweet edited to read, "He should have killed him."
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking great, sir.
The Hand of Fear from Doctor Who and the Hand of Fear, looking very much the same as in the quoted post.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gunter glieben glauten globen.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not to be confused with Stouffer's Bernstein Bears cookies.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I believe you all owe Mr. Nin10doland an apology.
YouTube video (long since deleted): "Nintendo Has FORGOTTEN About Mario..." with an Adobe® Photoshopped picture of Mario crying.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Somehow, Quibi returned.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's been over a year and they still haven't fixed the spelling of "Bonanza"
Title screen from Donkey Kong Bananza.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Luigi looks weird without gloves.
Chef Luigi from Mario Kart Tour. He is not wearing gloves. Luigi holding out his very large hand. Luigi waving to the crowd. His hand somehow looks much larger without gloves.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All the cool people are hanging out in the Quiet Posters feed.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think I'm doing it wrong.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you skip the tutorial, you might not know what wing repair does.
Screenshot from Star Fox 64 in which the tutorial guy helpfully informs the player, "Wing repair will repair your wings."
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
BREAKING: Mario Kart Tour no longer fun to play.
Screencap from Mario Kart Tour store:  "With Gold Pass, it's always fun to play! No longer on sale."
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Tracking Conker's descent into madness.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How do we know that's not a hologram?
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not anymore.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Finally, a new generation will get to play the McDonald's Happy Meal LCD games.
LCD games that came in McDonald's Happy Meals, featuring Sonic and friends, except one based on Super Monkey Ball.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I believe you all owe Mr. Nin10doland an apology.
YouTube video (long since deleted): "Nintendo Has FORGOTTEN About Mario..." with an Adobe® Photoshopped picture of Mario crying.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Among other things, the first transgender Senate candidate was Misty Snow from Utah back in 2016.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Featuring music icons like Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice!" sounds like a joke I would have made 25 years ago.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is the only good Michael Bay movie:
youtu.be
1995 Got Milk Aaron Burr Commercial
YouTube video by augustv123
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This podcast in which @dkvine.com and I talk about the Virtual Boy has 977 views (not counting Spotify, Apple, &c.)
The Kongversation episode 1404: The Fall and Rise of Virtual Boy, with 977 views on YouTube.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You had one job.
Cassette tapes of The Beatles' self-titled album, commonly known as the White Album, in a black box.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tom and Jerry and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Grogu.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The Who compilation album Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy, only the title is in the style of the 80s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
President Grassley will be addressing the nation shortly.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Timeline goes sideways.
Tweet by actioncookbook from 2016:

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product
TWITTER: likes are now florps
USERS: what
TWITTER: timeline goes sideways
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
FIRE LANE? NO, PARKING!
Car parked in an area clearly labeled "FIRE LANE, NO PARKING"

It's hard to see from the picture, but there are multiple open spaces like 30 feet away.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
more like loser orbán
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Live long AND prosper? In this economy?
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
RT if you agree! #meme #hashtag
Garfield. 

The other day, the host of Celebrity Apprentice threatened to genocide a country of over 90 million.
We could be talking about people flying around the moon, but instead we wake up to the rantings of a deranged old man. Every day he is in office makes us less safe.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter, Xbox.
My Animal Crossing character awake in bed, in a room covered in posters of Zipper, the Easter Bunny.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Nintendo gave up the rights to Banjo-Kazooie so we can have this.
Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, and Chunky Kong statues from Donkey Kong Bananza.
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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 01/04/2026
We discuss DK Vine's perverse fascination with Virtual Boy on an all-new #Kongversation! @davidtlynch.bsky.social and I make the case that Virtual Boy is Nintendo's most misunderstood failure. Plus, we compare the experience of playing it on Switch with the original! www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...
The key art to the Kongversation's "The Fall and Rise of Virtual Boy" episode. The Kongversation Season 14 episode template has been redone in full red and black, with an image of Donkey Kong Sr and Jr. (from Mario Clash) giving a thumbs-up in outer space. Space Puck (from Galactic Pinball) soars behind them.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I hate April Fools Day, but it might be the funniest possible day for the thing to finally happen.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Depending on which way this sticker is facing, it can be used to commemorate Star Trek's 60th anniversary, or the 2009 film Star Trek.
"Star Trek 60" sticker. The same sticker, only now it says "09 Star Trek," and "Star Trek" is upside-down.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I hope the next Virtual Boy update finds a way to take better screenshots.
Two small images of the Colony table from Galactic Pinball. The word COLON appears in the middle for some reason.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
He didn't even thank us for our attention to this matter.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Today I learned what I've been drinking in Animal Crossing.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Looking great, sir.
The Master from off of Doctor Who in his decayed form as he appears in The Deadly Assassin.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If Retro Studios developed Mario Tennis Fever:
Screenshots from Mario Tennis Fever. 

"But one thing had Mario and the others worried. Princess Daisy was very sick!"

"And despite getting lots of rest, she showed no signs of improving."Wario and Waluigi:
"Yo! She doesn't look good at all!"
"Lucky we got a solution for ya!"Actual tweet from Retro Studios. Picture of Christopher Walken as THE Bruce Dickinson from the SNL Blue Öyster Cult sketch captioned, "I've got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!!!" with three exclamation points. 

Reply from TheCartoonGamer: "...What?"
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
♫ Getting from there to here ♫
Screenshot from Star Trek: Prodigy. 

Chucko: "We're too close. It's been a long road, Admiral."
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My favorite Metroid game.
Screenshot from Galactic Pinball for the Virtual Boy on the Switch 2 (which I assure you looks better on the actual console). Samus's ship appears on the Cosmic table. Text in the middle of the screen reads "Let's go Samus"
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The $100 I spent on the Virtual Boy accessory wasn't enough? Fine, I'll subscribe to your + Expansion Pack.
Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack membership required.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Welcome to Space World! Let's go!
Holding up the Virtual Boy for Nintendo Switch, which I'm realizing is not the most practical way to actually play it.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Thanks, subtitles!
Doctor Who intro (Tom Baker era) with a subtitle helpfully informing the viewer that the Doctor Who theme is playing.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm seeing a lot of pictures, descriptions, and accounts of the game. I hope you all got permission from the NFL before posting.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Why do they always schedule the Super Bowl on the same day as the Big Game?
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Jeff Bezos? The guy from Star Trek Beyond?
Alien from the film Star Trek Beyond, played by Jeff Bezos, owner of The Washington Post.
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David Thomas Lynch @davidtlynch.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
30 years ago today, Star Trek: Voyager warned us that driving too fast turns people into salamanders.
Screenshot from Star Trek: Voyager in: "Threshold"

Kate and Tom as hyper-evolved humans, who apparently look like salamanders.
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