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Homeless David Suzuki

@davidsuzuki.bsky.social
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Canadian academic, science broadcaster, and environmental activist.

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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Oh fucking sure. Some satirical website gets lauded for predicting the future and what the fuck do I get? A high five and a tent under an underpass? BULLSHIT. 9 years for the onion and like 45 for me.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Are we at 'Chinese land reform' yet?
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
*journalists enter the chat*
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
I wonder how many friendly fore incidents there were. I mean the IDF is killing everyone they see: hostages and civilians alike. Maybe they accidentally shoot their officers too.
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The Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Felt cute. Might delete later.
Selfie
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
My style is the best style.
A ridiculous mirror selfie with a bedraggled grey haired man.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
I love how AOSIS is just like the homeless people in the climate discourse.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
The electric variety make excellent companions for young men without a father figure.
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Baeson @baeson.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Hugelkultur has a solution for this
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Don't worry. We'll be net zero by 2050. We're saved.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Don't conserve water if you're flushing your drugs. Flush a second time so the fucking pigs can't get them out of the trap.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
If you try and stop puke with a kleenex is that considered a significant effort or is it unabated?
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
bc.ctvnews.ca/vancouver-co... Hooray. More fucking cops.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Maybe I'll get some fucking dental care now. Those fucking NDP we elected were supposed to be the sword of damocles. They should have chopped JT's head off ages ago.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
I spent 40 fucking years on this and ended up in a tent under a Vancouver bridge. Apparently 40 fucking degrees isn't as important as one sex video.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
In another ten years there won't be any whales off Canada's western coast and the capitalists will push a pipeline through Wet'suwet'en territory to poison the water. Maybe it won't be so rainy when the fucking cops wreck my tent.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
I am good at the maths.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Red, blue. Libs, Cons. I spent 40 fucking years and none of them motherfuckers listened. I got cancelled this year. This is bullshit.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Those motherfuckers were lucky I couldn't scrape together bus fare to get to Dubai. I'd have shit in the rotunda.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
I fucking told all you motherfuckers this was going to happen.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
They're still fucking cutting down trees in BC. I got nowhere to put my fucking hammock no more.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Those Sea Shepherd fellows were fucking bad ass. I'd sign up for a cruise with them seeing as how it's the only boat ride I can afford.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Why the fuck is there only toddler diapers at the food bank and no depends and no fucking Sapporo?
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
It's fucking getting cold out here.
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Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Why the fuck did David Attenborough narrate Planet Earth? It should have been Steve-O from Jackass.
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