Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 23/12/2023Oh fucking sure. Some satirical website gets lauded for predicting the future and what the fuck do I get? A high five and a tent under an underpass? BULLSHIT. 9 years for the onion and like 45 for me. 060
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 16/12/2023I wonder how many friendly fore incidents there were. I mean the IDF is killing everyone they see: hostages and civilians alike. Maybe they accidentally shoot their officers too. 010
Reposted by Homeless David SuzukiThe Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social · 15/12/2023Felt cute. Might delete later. 91134
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 15/12/2023I love how AOSIS is just like the homeless people in the climate discourse. 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023The electric variety make excellent companions for young men without a father figure. 000
Reposted by Homeless David SuzukiBaeson @baeson.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Hugelkultur has a solution for this 272
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Don't worry. We'll be net zero by 2050. We're saved. 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Don't conserve water if you're flushing your drugs. Flush a second time so the fucking pigs can't get them out of the trap. 011
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023If you try and stop puke with a kleenex is that considered a significant effort or is it unabated? 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023bc.ctvnews.ca/vancouver-co... Hooray. More fucking cops. 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Maybe I'll get some fucking dental care now. Those fucking NDP we elected were supposed to be the sword of damocles. They should have chopped JT's head off ages ago. 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023I spent 40 fucking years on this and ended up in a tent under a Vancouver bridge. Apparently 40 fucking degrees isn't as important as one sex video. 011
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023In another ten years there won't be any whales off Canada's western coast and the capitalists will push a pipeline through Wet'suwet'en territory to poison the water. Maybe it won't be so rainy when the fucking cops wreck my tent. 011
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Red, blue. Libs, Cons. I spent 40 fucking years and none of them motherfuckers listened. I got cancelled this year. This is bullshit. 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Those motherfuckers were lucky I couldn't scrape together bus fare to get to Dubai. I'd have shit in the rotunda. 022
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023I fucking told all you motherfuckers this was going to happen. 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023They're still fucking cutting down trees in BC. I got nowhere to put my fucking hammock no more. 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Those Sea Shepherd fellows were fucking bad ass. I'd sign up for a cruise with them seeing as how it's the only boat ride I can afford. 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Why the fuck is there only toddler diapers at the food bank and no depends and no fucking Sapporo? 000
Homeless David Suzuki @davidsuzuki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Why the fuck did David Attenborough narrate Planet Earth? It should have been Steve-O from Jackass. 130