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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Legit thought this was Evan Dando

The cover of People Magazine with a photo of a bearded Billy Ray Cyrus withone hand over his heart and the headline “I’m Learning to Try Again”

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

20 years ago today my friends and I threw a party.

A poster for the 2006 Intonation Festival in Chicago, headlined by Bloc Party and The Streets

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

For S2 of Incoming, we've crafted a special Bonus Episode for each story, and this one's a doozy.

A cover image for the bonus episode of the Incoming Podcast. It's suck an incredible image that everyone is drawn to click through to listen.

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Hey everyone! I make a fiction podcast called Incoming that’s loosely based on the nuclear-missile-false-alarm that freaked out a bunch of Hawaiians in 2018, and our S2 started today!

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It can be done without them, but requires the willingness to abandon productivity.

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Okay, I'll go back to work now. www.82-0.com

An 82-0 team assembled on the website 82-0.com, featuring James Harden, Dwyane Wade, Rick Barry, LeBron James, and Wilt Chamberlain. Obviously the inclusion of Harden undermines its legitimacy.

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Sounds completely fucking excellent

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

the internet is a feedback loop designed to drive you insane but it is so useful for reliving important memories

Two banners hanging in the United Center atrium featuring former Chicago Bulls players Joffrey Lauvergne and Michael Carter-Williams. Despite the anonymity of the players involved, a throng of fans streams through a line of metal detectors to enter the arena. This is a metaphor.

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The Mayor is here but he may have said “Chi-town”. Partial credit.

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Everyone’s dunking on this but no one is accounting for the idea that those trucks are drawn to scale

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Careful - that’s an active crime scene

The cover of Wings’ “Band on the Run” LP, featuring the band seemingly escaping from prison dressed as funeral caterers.

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

"Things of that nature" Hall of Fame nominee just dropped

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

my favorite shot in the trailer for the new Michael Jackson movie is this lyrical mood board, especially the checkmarks

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

"The New York sports media is too tough!"

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Really pleased to use this for the first time

Ms. Rachel and Mayor Mamdani pantomime crying. Mamdani’s smirk emphasizes that this gesture is insincere.

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

As they say in track and field, he’s “running through the tape.”

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

It’s always 11 dumb bitches telling each other exaaaaactly

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

You know how sometimes you see a catalog from 1974 with three guys in plaid bellbottom jumpsuits? Or a photo of a group of people around the office water cooler and one of them is wearing a suit that somehow has matching shorts? This is that, if it was also a load-bearing part of everyone's pension.

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

White House now being branded like a Lettuce Entertain You steakhouse

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Extremely Bob Pollard voice: "This one's off our new album Delirium Flavor Sanctuary and it's called Bird Ladder. 1! 2! 3! 4!"

A sign for a company called Bird Ladder which is definitely a real business and not a front for an international crime syndicate

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I regret to inform you that you were correct

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

OUT NOW! INCOMING PODCAST NEW BONUS EPISODE "It Meets You Wherever You Are" In which I randomly call my friends and tell them a missile is coming and they have 20 minutes and ask them what they're going to do. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Thanks to relaxed OSHA/EPA enforcement the Metaphor Factory can work around the clock and beyond acceptably healthy limits, cranking out dumber and more obvious material than could have previously been imagined.

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Truly pathetic homepage work by the @nytimes.com on the morning after the largest day of protest in American history.

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Can we add the Grandaddy Camping Spork to this list?

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Our new song is now available wherever music is given away for free to benefit the bloodthirsty dreams of our remote and inviolable overlords (links in comments)

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

At Solsbury Hill Honda, you'll say: "You can keep my trade in - I'm gonna drive this home!"

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Always useful to have this in the holster

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

"It's A Cincinnati Kind of Summer" is a euphemism for Clinical Depression

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

New Incoming Podcast bonus episode out today! Last Minutes mini-episode "A Simple Request", starring @richardlaible plus a special message from the late Tom Lehrer! Thank you for listening and reviewing and telling your friends! S2 coming soonish!

David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

In 1993, this publication asked : "What Are The Limits of Tolerance?", but now it can just ask Grok!

1993 Newsweek cover with the banner headline LESBIANS above a photo of two women embracing. The subheadline includes the insanity inducing question "What Are The Limits of Tolerance?"

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

This a precipitous fall for Newsweek, who first became popular when they invented bisexuality in 1995.

An "article" from Newsweek that describes DJT as the 'Most Successful President After Six Months' Since FDR based on a information it gleaned by asking ChatGPT.

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David Singer @davidsinger.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Used to be if you wanted to hear stuff this vapid you'd have to sit on a filthy vinyl couch while the friend of a friend weighs an eighth reallllll slowly so you're forced to listen to his whole rap