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David

@davidsaurs.bsky.social
1.2K followers 120 following 6.2K posts

The monsters turned out to be just trees. Sometimes annoying. Will obsess over your cats.

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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bold of you not to snap this to me, I see how it is
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Taylor please let it be something good
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Depending on your fiber intake, highly recommend the shameless snacks. They’re delicious.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back day takes a little less self convincing to do, but I need to grow my chest to get to my ideal body. The struggle 😩
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These people I took a loan out from when I was talking to my last situationship keep calling asking if I want more money. Like yes without having to pay it back I sure do
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the mood to bully someone, I haven’t gotten to do it all day. 😩. I might explode if I don’t
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh that looks incredible on you 🙌🏼
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
10/10, no notes. Perfection. Deserves treats.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need a wider desk. I have a big screen monitor and I feel like I sit too close to have it straight in front of me but I hate looking to the side to work 😭
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyway let me go back to sleep before I get annoyed.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wake up between 6-630 every morning, scroll, then go back to sleep. God forbid my body just let me sleep 😩
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Simpler times. 😔
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Building houses then redoing them 100 times. Then I had to dig out the museum and the gym! I’m indecisive.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve given 0 thought to making them presentable.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not a single one is remotely ready to be seen by the world.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the first time I’ve seen someone acknowledge that camp lazlo existed. 😭
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The KC/Indy game is stressing me tf out. I need Taylor’s husband to get it together
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As someone who has never seen this, I need the cat.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone teach me to sew and/or crochet
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Where tf did this headache come from
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How about no
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goodnight to your bush and you 🙂‍↕️
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The traitors ending on cliffhangers is going to pmo
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I learned oomfs name yesterday and it makes so much sense. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who looks exactly like their name idk
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s so big I’m in love
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if I did chest day every other day then rotated legs and back 🙂‍↕️
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do I want to pay $300 to return my phone then get the burgundy or blue 18PM? 😩. My bill would only be $3 more/month and they’re so gorgeous.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think you told me about the surrounding the pokecenter area with glass, so I did that now I’m trying to get the water out. But found cute house ideas on TikTok
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need samples
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if we quit airing dirty laundry post-breakup on TikTok and touched grass, healed, and moved on instead? 🙃
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s Sunday, it’s illegal to get up actually.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Found a bunch of pokopia inspo.. pray for me
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Give us one good reason not to do it
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We need Grindr but for napping
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nap time?
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’d consider it, I need to hear the reviews first. 🤭
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sell hole and pole and you’ll get it in no time
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We need a traitors Bluesky edition next
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buy the new one
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This man said he lost 30k in Vegas but got a free beer. Like I wish I had 30k to just shrug off losing…
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dunkin getting rid of the blueberry munchkins will never sit right with me.
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Commended on a TikTok that nobody wants Nicki to tour bc she’s transphobic and MAGA now all that’s left of her fan base is trying to fight me as if I can’t just simply turn off notifications 😂. Bitch idgaf
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My cat does not know how to play without claws, my poor hands. 😭
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yessss 🙌🏼😍
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know if I have the energy to do leg day tonight 😩
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do I want to get a haircut tomorrow or do I wait until it grows out more? Decisions
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m so sleepy I don’t understand why 😭
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going to eat lunch then decide 🙂‍↕️
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do I want to go look for the gay Halloween decorations at homegoods or take another nap?
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David @davidsaurs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The cast is so good.
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