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@davids.ink
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I'm a slim yet muscular-looking, tall, dark, handsome man (cough); OK, big fat ugly balding git. I write a bit. Website: www.writing.cv (However, it's just a concept)

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David @davids.ink · 09/10/2026
Shelby please 0.2% drop
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David @davids.ink · 08/10/2026
I keep meaning to use my account. I have used it for business before; however, I've neglected it. Following you now.
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David @davids.ink · 07/10/2026
Nothing for paupers like me.
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David @davids.ink · 07/10/2026
‘Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego.’ Not some bloke shouting nonsense in a pub. That was #Trump, the #POTUS, talking about two cities in the country he is supposed to protect. In politics, you’re meant to defeat the opposition. Not wipe them out.
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David @davids.ink · 04/10/2026
The US has removed all its bombers from RAF Fairford, days after six men were arrested near the base in a counter-terror investigation. No reason has been given. Obviously, nobody will be joining those two dots. #RAFFairford #USAirForce #UKNews
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David @davids.ink · 04/10/2026
The Tories now promise 50,000 new prison places. They had 14 years in government. Net prison capacity rose by just 482 places and 23 prisons closed. Now, in opposition, they’ve decided 50,000 is urgently needed. Funny how ambition improves after losing office. #Prisons #Tories #UKPolitics
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David @davids.ink · 01/10/2026
Spain, therefore, is both in Europe and mid Atlantic. Interesting.
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David @davids.ink · 27/09/2026
Just signed www.megaphone.org.uk/petitions/sa...
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David @davids.ink · 25/09/2026
My issue with both nationalised and non-nationalised AI is: who's running it? What influence do they have? What political leanings will the AI have? Hence, I will never use Grok.
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David @davids.ink · 24/09/2026
Xi visiting the backwater of the World.
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David @davids.ink · 15/09/2026
Was he ever?
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David @davids.ink · 15/09/2026
Perhaps you’ve been hiding in plain sight for 47 years. Maybe that’s what happens when people notice the character more than the actor. Surely that’s the mark of someone who’s good at their job.
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David @davids.ink · 14/09/2026
Congratulations
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David @davids.ink · 13/09/2026
Poetic Licence. You read it so it rhymes.
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David @davids.ink · 13/09/2026
Born Farage Met a German girl, Marriage Went to Brussels, Sabotage Talked for hours, Barrage Pint in hand, Camouflage Sold us Brexit, Damage £5m reward, Package For security, Entourage Or Ferraris, Patronage Stop the boats, Blockage Still somehow, Front Page
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David @davids.ink · 13/09/2026
Born Farage Met a German girl, Marriage Went to Brussels, Sabotage Talked for hours, Barrage Pint in hand, Camouflage Sold us Brexit, Damage £5m reward, Package For security, Entourage Or Ferraris, Patronage Stop the boats, Blockage Still somehow, Front Page #Brexit #Farage #Reform #PoeticLicence
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David @davids.ink · 07/09/2026
Brilliant
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David @davids.ink · 04/09/2026
Been there. No, wait. Still there.
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David @davids.ink · 03/09/2026
Genius Orr not
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David @davids.ink · 01/09/2026
Please don't insult the primate. However, if you must
Baboon's bum or Trump on a good day
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David @davids.ink · 28/08/2026
I wonder if he thinks Mar-a-Lago is not American enough.
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David @davids.ink · 26/08/2026
Walk away
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David @davids.ink · 24/08/2026
Got me me there
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David @davids.ink · 17/08/2026
I visited Jane Austen's house in Chawton today, which seemed an entirely sensible way to spend a morning, and considerably more interesting than most sensible things.
Jane Austen's house in Chawton, Hampshire
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David @davids.ink · 16/08/2026
Congratulations
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David @davids.ink · 06/08/2026
Happy Birthday, Mr Dinsdale.
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David @davids.ink · 04/08/2026
Ban health, religion and education... Maybe not.
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David @davids.ink · 03/08/2026
Currently reading Ben Elton's; got Adrian Edmondson lined up after. The way I read, I can fit you in around January. Wait. I've already said that elsewhere.
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David @davids.ink · 30/07/2026
Haven't been to London since 2019. Used to walk the South Bank to Tower Bridge. Back to Covent Garden. Then... Can't wait to take the grandchildren
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David @davids.ink · 29/07/2026
Helping people. Uhm...
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David @davids.ink · 28/07/2026
Happy Birthday.
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David @davids.ink · 23/07/2026
Global Time Zone (2020)
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David @davids.ink · 22/07/2026
Sitting on a bench reading when I had a little visitor #Robin, Physic Garden, #Petersfield, #Hampshire
Robin in the Physic Garden, Petersfield, HampshireRobin on a bench in the Physic Garden, Petersfield, Hampshire
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David @davids.ink · 21/07/2026
He's probably laced a few drinks for girls.
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David @davids.ink · 20/07/2026
Brilliant
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David @davids.ink · 19/07/2026
No wonder I couldn't find it.
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David @davids.ink · 17/07/2026
And his name is White. White by name, white supremacy by nature
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David @davids.ink · 16/07/2026
A new album is coming out featuring Count Binface and Farage.
Alt text:

A satirical album cover parody titled Another One Bites the Dustbin. The cover has a vintage vinyl LP design with a worn, retro look and a partially visible black record sliding from the sleeve. 

On the left stands Count Binface in a dark suit and cape, wearing his signature metal bin helmet and giving a thumbs-up. 

On the right is a caricature of Nigel Farage at a lectern, set against dramatic stage lighting. 

Large lettering across the top reads 'Another One Bites the Dustbin', with 'Binface v Farage' beneath. The sleeve is marked '33⅓ RPM' and 'Stereo', with a sticker advertising tracks including 'The Final Count Down', 'Count on Me', and 'many others', presenting the artwork as a spoof political comedy album.
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David @davids.ink · 16/07/2026
@imnotmerida.com If he is on a low-carb diet, it's excellent.
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David @davids.ink · 14/07/2026
No. My cat is. But, you can have the second best if you want.
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David @davids.ink · 14/07/2026
Apparently, she was called to the bar in 1972. Presumably, she stayed there.
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David @davids.ink · 10/07/2026
Brilliant idea
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David @davids.ink · 10/07/2026
Well said
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David @davids.ink · 08/07/2026
Brilliant from Rachel Reeves re Farage
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David @davids.ink · 02/07/2026
Agree. Though slightly different. I see myself as a political pragmatist. I am OK with Labour because they are not Tories or one of the others to the right. I would prefer Green. Though deep down I would like an evenly split coalition of Green/Labour & the social democratic elements of the LibDem.
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David @davids.ink · 18/06/2026
Brilliant cinematography
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David @davids.ink · 02/06/2026
Rather than writing to let people know where we are, we often take a little selfie to show them. It's quick and easy. That is our backdrop for arriving in Portsmouth. Though from a slightly different angle. More side on
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David @davids.ink · 26/05/2026
Eric Morecambe
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David @davids.ink · 24/05/2026
Four hundred plus readers on here, unless they liked without reading your post.
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David @davids.ink · 22/05/2026
I remember the one who, when asked what he had been up to, said he was having sex with a dog. The judge looked at him and said. "How low can you get?" He replied. "I once had a Chihuahua"
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