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David Rattigan

@davidrattigan.bsky.social
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clown adjacent | probably thinking about Epcot | prev: Neonhive, Social Chain, UNILAD | views my own | he/him

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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best part of the Easter story is when Mary Magdalene mistakes the freshly resurrected Son of God for a local gardener, because it suggests - as artists have considered throughout history - that Jesus was inexplicably wearing a floppy hat and carrying a shovel
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Found the perfect charm for my PS Vita: a smaller PS Vita
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS UK IS OFFICIALLY GO!!!!!! THE DEVELOPMENT CONSENT ORDER HAS BEEN GRANTED!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
with all due respect to the rest of you, I am the only person on earth actually doing this Music thing properly
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The Simpsons’ last ever episode. It didn’t need to end this way 😔 #fortnite
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My Switch 2 arrived early HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m so alone
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Watching Rogue One after Andor hits so different. I don’t even remember half these scenes
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS UK CONFIRMED!!!!
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Rewatching The Simpsons the way God intended: with the audio commentary ON and an episode guide that could probably crush someone’s head
First person view of David holding the book “Simpsons World” with a TV in the background showing a DVD menu for The Simpsons
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My partner asks, “is Tom Holland English?” Quick as a flash, sharp as an arrow, I reply: “Yeah, and Tom England is Dutch!!!” Next thing I know I’m on a stage in Oslo, accepting the Nobel Peace Prize. Engelbert Humperdinck offers me the Key to the City in Toronto. I lay an egg
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The original Mary Poppins is anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist, has a song dedicated to women’s rights, and - well, I guess the penguins COULD be gay? Anyway, it’s a masterpiece
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I tried to warn you all back in 2016 on Nintendo Miitomo Nobody listened
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David Rattigan @davidrattigan.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
We should take ALL OF DAVID’S BAD TWEETS and PUT THEM ON A DIFFERENT APP
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