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David Pressman

@davidpressman.bsky.social
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Actor. I am aging incredibly well.

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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Went to go visit my dad and i overheard him asking the air conditioner repair guy, “How long you been lifting?”. Probably gonna leave soon.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
No Kings
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Thank God the fires in LA are out so people can go back to posting their always hilarious self tape outtakes.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Throw him back in the fire.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Guys, Jerry Jones is a really good actor. Would love to see him in Wicked 2.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My ex posted her top 10 movies of the year like anyone cares but I agree with most of them and I just hate her.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I’ve been sick and I’ve been playing an old video game called “Inside”. At one point you play as a blob made up of you and other people with everyone’s arms and legs coming out and lots of groaning. A very accurate depiction of how I’ve felt the last 5 days. Cool game, tho.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Don’t stop there. Eliminate daylight. Fulfill your destiny.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except my ex who one year drank a lot and threw two turkey legs at me with the precision of a ninja just because she was “not a fan of my face”.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
There will be 4 glorious days of barely any traffic in LA. I plan to cruise down Ventura Blvd with the sunroof open and yell out my credits.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Well, that didn’t take long.
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David Pressman @davidpressman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I am here.
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