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David Faroz Precht

@davidprecht.bsky.social
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Comic book writer, copywriter, some tarrof, exaggerationalist, second generation kid, aspiring food assembler, baseball enjoyer, 90s punk and hardcore kid, tea drinker, owner of ترشی, human creation supporter. (he/him)

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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In no particular order…
My 9 Albums
Album covers for:
Radiohead - Kid A
DJ Shadow - Endtroducing
Operation Ivy - S/T
Him - Downward is Heavenward
Morcheeba - Big Calm
Cap’N Jazz - Analphabetapolothology
The Dismemberment Plan - Change
Hot Water Music - Live at the Hardback
Rancid - …and out come the wolves
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My physical copy of Young in Iran, along with post cards, arrived today and it is gorgeous Buy a copy! Support Iranian artists! www.sequentialartistsworkshop.org/younginiran
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wore these games out and am old @adampknave.com be my Pokefriend my9games.net/en/edit
"My 9 Games / The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am"
Followed by a grid that includes Mega Man 2, SimEarth, The Simpsons Arcade Game, Bioshock 2, Don't Starve, Prince of Persia, Super Mario World, X-Men the Arcade Game, and The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey DID dominate the box office as I hoped.
Pierre the Pelican, best friend to all dreaming children, smiles with satisfaction as Odysseus leaves his island
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Never forget
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Took my kid to Central Park today to see the turtles Those turtles know what they’re doing
Turtles basking on rocks in Central Park Turtles bask on a log in Central Park
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coping with food
A large to-go container with bbq turkey wings along with a glass of seltzer and a stack of smaller to-go containers with collared greens and candied yams.
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A spam text I just got I’m impressed with their dedication to a strong, attention-grabbing first line
A spam text that reads:
“My trust in my husband has been shattered, and now I'm after retribution.
I have a flexible calendar, meaning trips for business purposes can be organized on short notice.
One boundary I never cross is alcohol - and I also refuse to accept any kind of harsh treatment.
Objects intended for adult amusement are perfectly fine.
Longer visits can be
accommodated whenever conditions are right.
If you're intrigued and want to view some pictures,
don't hesitate to get in touch with me on Telegram:@Rose7lck”
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm going to, I guess, work on a new pitch for this book
In 1852, Táhirih, prophetic poet and feminist, reveals herself in Badasht shocking all around herIn the 80s, Táhirih (different Táhirih) introduces her friend Layla at a Now Ruz partyMasood (left) and Atoosa (right) introduce guests to their family's Now Ruz party
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And who doesn't love the Nesquik cyclops bunny from the Christopher Nolan film The Odyssey
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love a cereal with spellcasting runes on the box
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who doesn’t love Snap, TRIANGLE and Pop? And Almondoy? So close to delicious
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hi, AI bodega wall!
An AI generated window wrapper for a bodega displayed near replications of products they might sell
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A scene from Futurama where Bender reveals his new robot puppy called “Robo-Puppy”
Robot-Puppy states “Robo-Puppy commencing two hour yipping session.”
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The "Absolute Cinema" meme but a Pakled has been inserted over Martin Scorsese's face
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah, no, yeah, no, never, no
A screenshot from a notification claiming that “Donald J. Trump and 2 others followed you via starter pack / Iranian/Persian Artists”
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Torshi has entered the chat (I’ll believe the cuteness claims on merit)
The Canaan dog Torshi sits, panting on a towel on the hot sandy beach. A pair of yellow slide slippers are nearby. Torshi watches my wife and kid playing in the water
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yep, that’s a squirrel hole in the wall of our kid’s room
The hole in my kid’s room that a squirrel made
I’m keeping this very direct and matter-of-fact instead of getting all enraged that the management company’s best effort was to spray some foam nearby where the squirrel was trying to get in
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Will you wear said outfit to the store to get kitty litter?
Glenn Danzig walks to his car holding two white grocery bags in one hand and a large box of kitty litter in the other. He is strong and loves his cats
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
With this anthology, you don’t just get stories about CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, you also get to fall in love with Baby Shams and Baby Shams’ love of trucks
Character sheets for Baby Shams, an adorable child who wants you to support this anthology
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Here’s some art from the story I wrote Family, community, food, sacrifice (Art by Morgan Tellie) Support this book!
Parents hug while their toddler sleeps in a crib nearby.
The parents are exhausted but dedicated to doing what they can to help their communityA passionate kiss between parents
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just chill out everything is fine!
In the Scooby Doo format:
“HEY GANG
I WENT TO THE DOCTOR YESTERDAY EVERYTHING'S FINE) AND WHILE | WAS THERE | THOUGHT ABOUT HUMANITY AND THE BEAUTY OF LIFE CI AM NOT DYING AND HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE AROUND SUCH WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAGAIN, I'M NOT DYING. YOU ALL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME (NOT DYING AND WANTED YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT”
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Great, so, no Send it back
The forecast includes a partly cloudy icon as well as the temperature (102 degrees) and below it “feels like 116 degrees” which seems like violence toward me personally
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They don’t want to lose their pitcher, I get it. I also get that what he said WAS racist. There have to be consequences And, again, his apology, as is so often the case, takes the responsibility off the person. “He lost sleep” isn’t “he’s going to reflect on his prejudices”
Nationals manager Blake Butera said, “He’s a man of really good character. We believe in Cade, and Cade the person, and this was a learning moment for him. Look, he feels terrible about it. He lost sleep (Tuesday) night because of how what he said was perceived.

“The word usage Cade made was not the best, and he feels horrible about that,” Butera said. “But also knowing that we are here in his corner with him and also going to help him become better as a person and as a player.”
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Baby Shams is shocked more people haven’t bought this anthology Please correct this error for Baby Shams’ sake (Thumbnail art by Morgan Tellie)
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They’re worse by a bit Orioles have the 4th best offense in the league
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is it working for the Angels? Seems like not
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Lumumba Vea stands what Democratic Republic of Congo soccer club plays
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What…what are we doing? And why? Why are we doing what we’re doing?
The side of a small delivery truck features a pink wrap with the words “Send Feet Pics” in giant white letters along with “Man Cereal / Creatine. High Protein. Keto. Zero Sugar.” It’s the kind of product advertisement that yields questions like “did something happen to cereal?” and “what’s with the feet pic shit?” and “are men okay?”
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Neglected to post this earlier 1-0
Me wearing a Ghana jersey
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Liberation!
A car boot, with a bent stop sign, discarded in a tree pit
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Turtle alert! Please make a note, there was a turtle just chilling in the park
A semi-moss-covered turtle hangs out in the mulch, next to a sidewalk in Prospect Park, Brooklyn.
It is better than you
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Okay, wait, is Mickey Gasper related to the Duck Hunt dog?
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
May "Khoda margam bede!!" child bring some joy and whimsy
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Met a horse named ‘Sports’ yesterday Sports loved frozen carrots We like Sports and we don’t care who knows
A brown horse behind an electric fence
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
LIBERATION!
A boot still attached to an abandoned car tire sits on a sidewalk in Brooklyn
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Do it, Gunnar
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Tree Grandpa
A pair of blue children’s rain boots with a label that reads ‘Tree Grandpa’
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
During my search I learned this and all right cool thanks Google
Behind the music
Christina Ricci, who appeared in a scene featuring "Lightning Crashes" in Yellowjackets, has openly expressed her dislike for the song. She even claims the crew had to trick her to stop her from mocking the song during filming.
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I made a stupid meme because Jim Palmer ate his first chicken wing today and now I’m sharing it with all of you not as punishment but because it’s so stupid
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Augustus St. Cloud holds up a tin of what I'm now saying is chicken wings. He says:
Eat the chicken wing, Jim Palmer
Listen to your sidekick and eat the chicken wing
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Someone else posted about it in the thread but John Swartzwelder’s advice for writers always stuck with me www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Another picture of my friend’s apartment, destroyed by bombs I’m going to not be on socials today I just can’t
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Friend sent some photos of their building. I edited out text for safety
My friend’s apartment in Tehran a week after a US/Israeli bomb strike
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Here’s the building. Again, just a regular apartment building. Bombed
My friends’ apartment building in Tehran after a bomb destroyed must if it
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I made gf lavash (Persian flat bread) today and I am happy about that
A plate of freshly fried gluten free lavash
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David Faroz Precht @davidprecht.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I guess this becomes an evergreen meme
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