David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comBritney Spears: Yeah...ALT: Britney Spears: Yeah... 010
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Aside from the obvious ones (ladies of SNL, Parks and Rec alumni, etc) I think two of the best eps are Rosie O’Donnell and Carol Burnett 120
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nothing is more gay marriage-coded than watching baseball with your husband and discussing which Red Sox are the hottest 070
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Genuinely have forgotten what it feels like to run in not-rain 0250
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s probably best that sombr has the talent and Role Model has the charisma, because if one of them had both they’d be too powerful 021
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Literally how is this the same person that wrote All Too Well 010
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s the exact weather where I’m wearing a sweater for the first time since the summer but also still working from home in tiny PJ shorts 4260
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There’s something oddly comforting about going to the gym after a weekend away and seeing all your friends. And by “friends,” I mean “complete strangers I have never talked to but recognize because we have the same routine.” 1140
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maybe they want you to taste test and decide for yourself 121
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Quote with your favorite Eeveelutionstatic.klipy.comEspeonALT: Espeon 030
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just learned that there’s a gas station chain that does “Free Coffee Friday” with a tank of gas… do you think they know 191
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do you think the website Etsy pays to be in the NYT crossword like twice a week 130
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the subliminal messaging of “head” and “top” isn’t getting past me!!! 120
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Carly girl please get a better publicist 😩 what are we doing here 010
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Summer isn’t over yet, no matter what anyone tells you ☀️😎🍻 1290
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why did no one tell me that 9 To 5 is a way crazier movie than it seems at first 190
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ran 15 miles the day after a wedding reception please clap 1440
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Too sore to run after chiro treatment so instead I had a lovely walk. I really should do this more ☺️ 0110
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 26/08/2026And further, a lot of her public persona and humor was premised on the notion that she’d reclaimed any jokes any man could make about her, and as a result she gave other women permission to look and act how they wanted without accepting the premise of misogynistic tropes. 070
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Embedded in her “takes a lot of money to look this cheap” ethos is a really resonant message that if you like the way you look, practice self-love, and treat others well, that’s all that matters. 170
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 26/08/2026One of the things about Dolly that gets buried among all her other wonderful qualities is that she was one of our most sex- and body-positive public figures decades before we had the vocabulary to call it that. 1120
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026She plays an angel in the series finale of Grace and Frankie too! 120
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026On a lighter note here’s us wearing Dolly Parton crop-tops in the Smoky Mountains 💕 0150
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It’s rare that a public figure is both an artistic genius and wholeheartedly committed to making the world a better place. Dolly Parton was both. I’m generally not big on lionizing celebrities but she earned it. A huge loss, but a legacy that’ll continue to change lives forever. 070
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Track meets and road races really help knock out new states 050
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The concept of the World Naked Bike Ride sounds fun but honestly I feel like I have enough trouble keeping my balls out of the way in a full kit… how do they ride with nothing at all?? 0110
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026One thing about me is that I WILL be taking a little mid-afternoon walk to get a little mid-afternoon treat 081
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is the face of a man who was dressed, stuffed, and COOKED by the humidity during his workout this morning 🥵 1200
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 11/08/2026the word “perpestrated” has entered my lexicon and never left 010
David @davidmruns.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Going back to work for three days between beach vacations is so weird. Like why am I suddenly allergic to clothing 080