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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 19h

Now that the Rays fixed him, maybe trade back for him

David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 21h

To your point, and to speak to your podcast career, I fell into my deepest depression while at (because of) that acting conservatory school. Maybe saved me bc it drove me into therapy and the road to a better me. I mean, I still float lower in the water than most, but better than I would have been

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 22h

They get in through the base boards... It's the only way to keep em out.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Enya: When you need to feel sad before a scene in acting class.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

NEWS FLASH: Criminals claim they and other notorious criminals who have been proven to have committed their crimes were all treated unfairly because they got caught doing crimes! Says one notorious criminal “Very unfair!!”

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have zero interest in any ideas coming out of that Nazi motherfucker’s addled brain

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can we get her barred from prosecuting anyone for any reason? How about barred from doj/government service?

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why do you even take this stupid mf seriously when he puts forth these stupid, unworkable, unpopular, hugely wasteful and unnecessary ideas?

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I mean, as much as I’d like to see it, I don’t think voters will consider 5-tool prowess over raw HR/RBI numbers.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not gonna happen. #2 or 3 at best.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Attempting to build it at all should backfire. What a waste of money and an insult to the nation.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It can try to do both, but it’s a conscious choice to be made. You can’t really do both

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All you need to know about this administration. This of who they are

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Judges orders don’t move the White House See how hard it will be to actually get those journalists back in the building. Or if they even get in at all

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That might actually get me to visit Nashville

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mets are willing to do their part!

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As long as their City Connect unis are banned from post season play

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Eventually, Putin and Xi will be dead. We may have to wait till then to establish a new era of global stability. But a new US President will definitely be a good starting point.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wish he would just Code. Blue, preferably.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In a related story, the donkeys complained that the scientists just didn’t understand them and they should be allowed to get face piercings and a Born Loser tattoo

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They have yet to change anyone’s swing for the better

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Uninsureable with dwindling realestate market for homes doomed to be destroyed by the sea. What else are they finds do?

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Those are traditionally referred to in this context as ‘talent’. She built her entire career around her tremendous talent. 😂

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What a GD F’ng baby!! Waaaaaa! They won’t put my name on it, so we’re not doing it!! It’s so unfair!! Someone change his diaper and put him to sleep in his crib. We don’t have a President, we have a petulant toddler. #FDT

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Duh. He wants to be an authoritarian dictator with complete control of 'his people'. He wants a secret police to round up people he doesn't want around and disappear them. Hunt down his political enemies.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

He’ll hit #300 against Tong tonight and the crowd will all curse David Stearns

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

For me, if I didn't find a landlord who accepted my dog, I didn't find affordable housing. Give up my dog? Would you put your kids up for adoption because you found an apartment in a place that doesn't allow small childern?

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yeaaaaaaah… about that win you were looking for…

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Founded, sure, but were they really established??😂

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

And then he died while flying a small plane. Tragic irony.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yeeeessssss! Give AI control of the power grid. Excellent idea!

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I thought Benge's throws to home hit 100 or close. Nailed 2 guys at the plate in the same inning.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Looks kinda Star Wars Empire Death Star

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's that type of masculinity found in the wild - where males are not taught impulse control or respect for other living things or even other gender(s) of their own species. It evolves into Bro Culture, Fraternities and Finance careers. Side effects include date rape, spouse abuse and day trading

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

a candidate for treatment of its post traumatic stress. ... See, the reason that's funny is cuz it's a post ... Thank you, that's my time. I'm told it's last call. Good night everybody!

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

the play is always to try and defeat the gerrymandering so you can go gerrymander in your favor later. The courts have allowed the GOP to Gerrymander opposition almost out of existence. Democracy! Wouldn't it be nice?

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

And that’s where the comparison ends.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

criminals like dealing with fellow criminals

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Reality has never been an obstacle for him. Barely a consideration.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well, they'd film it early enough to get her out in time for the early bird special and bed time. She'd never be up late enough to watch it.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

He should go back to cosplaying toughguys on fascist tv and leave our military alone, to be managed by mature, experienced, intelligent, reasonable people

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

the sort of thing John Oliver and Jon Stewart do regularly, to hilarious effect. Can Late Night with Susan Collins be long in coming? (better not or she won't live to see it)

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Wow. I bet those Justice Dept people get fired/reassigned when the top finds out who they are.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I need to know nothing. It's her tragedy, not my entertainment.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

IDK ... As a young man in summer theater one year, I was stressed out by personal drama, having brutal abdominal cramps and pain. A little weed eased my pain significantly. Again in grad school as well. Then again, today's weed has been engineered to be ridiculously strong, so maybe ease up a bit.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Trump leading by example, the faithful follow suit.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I imagine them being used as tokens in the porn shop live shows. Probably don't get much for one of those, though.

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

But they got the bribery and corruption part of their job spot on. Can't wait to see the gifts they receive and the vacations they take next

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David Marantz @davidmarantz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

he's catching up to you. you ... you don't suppose he reads your strip for inspiration, do you??

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