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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I learned so much about playing the bass by watching him. Happy Birthday, Plonk. Nobody holds the groove like you did

David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I bought one in Asda a couple of years back. It's a total fake, but a real Nostalgia kick. For some reason I'd never wear it over a shirt...

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

My granny knitten one for me The jumper, I mean. Not the placard. I looked like Val Feckin Doonican

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I picked up on this duo a couple of weeks ago, and bought into them instantly. Love them 👍👍👍👍

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Wahey! Love that one They were Plastic Paddys, and probably not even Catholic

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

When I worked in Preston, a couple of media students were doing a vox pop. They asked me where I was planning to celebrate St Patrick's Day. "I go to Mass. It's a holy day of obligation". They didn't expect that 😉

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

You have a good eye for a shot 👍

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Please tell me that's an Audi 🙏

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

My eyes are always glued to Bernard Edwards. Picking up bass tips...

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

One of my work encounters in the Highlands. I was visiting the distillery next door

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Me? I do the opposite I've trained my dog to shit on anything pink Manufacturers of a particular cleaning powder are raging

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

My fave TRB song. I also have a uke. Why did this not occur to me sooner...? 🤔

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I'm no fan of the military for personal reasons, but the revelation that the Andrew Formerly Known As Prince was showing up at the Cenotaph in full rig, whilst at the same time pitching Helmand as a "Future Investment Opportunity" boils my p*ss. This is why I despise Capitalism

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

They never heard of home brew?

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

You're more likely to hear a leased Audi driven through there Trust me it's an insult to the Highlands And I'm working there later...

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Here you go. Totally bereft of soul

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Tornagrain is near Inverness. A new development of Victorian Town houses. It looks like the Truman Show. It's a rural area My cousin rode her horse through there on a Sunday morning. Punter came out his front door and complained about the noise of hooves on the cobbles...🤦‍♂️

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Colour me shocked. A radical departure from I Believe In Father Christmas for sure

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

That reads like an Alan Bennett script....

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

That's Pete Sinfield formerly of King Crimson, and producer of Emerson, Lake & Palmer?

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

If Siouxie Sioux did Cabaret....

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

It's all happening at Haigh Hall

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I don’t cower to bullies 💪🏽

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Funny you should post this. Gina is my sister-in-law My photo from last week

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Just a month ago the UK agreed to a deal in which the NHS has to pay £3bn a year more for US drugs. The only thing we got was an agreement the UK would face no tariffs. Today that deal has been broken by the USA. The deal must be torn up and no money stolen from the NHS.

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Will the media headlines be as superlative as those I saw this morning? "Rangers crush Annan" It was Annan Athletic. At Ibrox. 5-0 Get real....

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Motorhome drivers are wankers anyway. Problem solved. You're welcome.

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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I consider myself a "funny" Catholic. By that, I mean I maintain my faith with an irreverent sense of humour (thanks to my Gt Uncle who was a priest) A theologian cocooned in Rome is always going to make me roll my eyes to heaven with naïve pronouncements like this

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

My daydream is Christmas alone Just myself and my dog 🐕

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/12/2025

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-a…

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I went to an awards ceremony years ago. Wigan and New Zealand Rugby captain Dean Bell was stood in the lobby. Like an idiot, I blurted out "Wow. Dean Bell!" He looked at me, grinned, and said "Yeah mate. I know" 🤦‍♂️

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

"I'm from a catering background" ie: "You want large fries with your happy meal" Pretentious twat

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I lived in Wigan for 10 years, and if it encourages lazy f*ckers to go and find a job then it's a good thing

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Doppler Christmas? That works 👍

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 24/12/2025

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Santa knows Physics… ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

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David Maher @davidmaher.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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