iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I had a shaving accident. Took a chunk out of my beard. Everything I tried to fix it made it worse, so I got rid of the whole thing and I'm starting over. I'm not happy with this.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I went to see a canyon. It was grand.

50 year old chubby man squinting into the sun. Standing in front of blurry canyon lands.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Gotta take care of yourself first. And when you are feeling better, I look forward to the soap opera continuing.

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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Life on SSRIs be like

A screenshot of a Google Play Services notification

It says "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing" several times

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I'm now half a century old. Turning 50 didn't make me feel old. Turning 49 did, so now I'm just grandpa.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

The other day I was hooking up with a guy. He asked if I was into doing verbal. I panicked at the thought and replied "I'm socially awkward, so..." So awkward that I didn't even complete the sentence. 😬

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I just want to sleep. Maybe cuddle, but definitely sleep.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

First McRib of the season. My happy place.

A McDonald's McRib posed in its container, sloppy with barbecue sauce. A French fry container in the foreground. Looks unhealthy, tastes divine.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Midnight at Halloween should be spooky fun, but instead I'm mourning things that haven't happened yet.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

I agree. But there was no way they were going to top the Lilia episode. Overall, I enjoyed it, but the end was a bit flat.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

My sleeping baby. How many more nights do I get before I have to give him up? He'll never understand, and I'll never forgive myself.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

A day of reminders of the things I have lost. I should tell my therapist about it, but I'll forget by then.

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Wurzelmann (Herbst era) @wurzelmann.at · 05/10/2024

🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

a capybara in front of a trans flag, captioned "every time you repost this capy, a transphobic state legislator dies"

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

Today my therapist described me as "fiercely sensitive." It was actually a compliment about my empathy, but damn if it wasn't funny. I should print business cards with that on them.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 09/09/2024

I need to shave my head and trim my beard again. I keep promising myself "this time I'll stay on top of it." But I never do. And the longer I wait, the more energy it takes. I need to find somebody who wants to shave me.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 09/09/2024

If you can find a way to do it, you gotta share with me. Most conversations die on the apps after they ask what I do.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

I want to travel so much that it hurts. Especially Wales. But money is not a thing I possess.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

I should post on here sometime.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 19/03/2024

Bed is comfy. Don't want to get up

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

Have you ever sent an email, then panicked that maybe you shouldn't have sent it, then panicked a little more for good measure? I mean, it's not that different from most of my social interaction-related panic, but it is.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Fried Spam over rice isn't a fancy meal, but I do find it to be simple comort food

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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

Gotham's Gay scene has a whole code of badges related to each supervillain. Wearing a Riddler Question Mark, then you're into Kink play.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 11/01/2024

If you ever run out of housework, you can always come visit me

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 02/01/2024

That's fair. Kara makes some pocket change doing the occasional reading, but I think I'm too close of a subject for her to read unbiased.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 01/01/2024

New year, same old me. But with the marvels of modern medicine, that might be enough

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 01/01/2024

Damn, that's a beautiful view

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

That sounds incredible! On my way

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

I use the little trimmer. I can't imagine how uncomfortable ear and nose waxing would be. I used to get my back waxed before I stopped being self conscious about back hair, and that wasn't bad, but I can't comprehend the level of pain nose waxing would be, especially if it was a bad pull.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 16/12/2023

Or, you know, sexy. I should read my posts, because autocorrect hates me

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 16/12/2023

I mean, the rest of your characteristics are sech as hell too. And look delicious

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 16/12/2023

A friendly cock is the best cock. Also, watching you reply to your penis size thread has shown me that you're an awesome guy with a good heart -- the sexiest characteristic there is.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

Now that the depression has backed off a bit, I'm having the problem of nerd dithering. I found apps to teach guitar and ASL. I want to learn both, but I can't afford either. And it is impossible for me to decide which one I want to do first when I can afford it.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

Depending on the direction you are from me, I might be driving past you in a few days. Any chance o'u happen to be north or northeast of Atlanta?

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

It's true! If everybody had great orgasms every time they wanted one, the whole world would be much happier.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

I am an important tourist attraction

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

I'll make sure to earn that title every time

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

Hell, yes! The key to becoming good at any art is practice. You can be my practice any time you want.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

I wouldn't want to play it with a casual group. The historic setting really calls for extra nerdy devotion. But I can tell you that I learned more about real world history from the source books of Ars Magica than I did from any history class.

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DavidMadly @davidmadly.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

Ha! I saw "no negative attachment" and for a second I was confused. Then I realized that, to me at least, the word "cocksucker" is no longer an insult. It's a mission statement. So yeah, I definitely didn't take that as a negative.

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