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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don't be outsourced by machines. Produce your own ethical, free range slop.

A slop monster drawn in permanent marker and coloured with highlighters

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Silly sunflower worships a false god.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hear its a sex scene and explicit full frontal nudity. 🦎🍆

News headline about Godzilla Minus One being R-rated

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There are no gods in Cornwall, just silly pagan heathens.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Apparently it's #hobbitday and my computer is taking an age to import this batch of invoices, so here's everyone's best boy, in permanent marker

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In Cornwall we play the Ventongimps Variation. It's basically the same game but the hooker is allowed to touch the googly every other over.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I can confirm, 1. My Maths Degree wouldnt make me better than Graham Poll. 2. This moment made me feel a bit uncomfortable and icky. Decisions haven't been great, but implying its because they're thick? Or at least uneducated? Ooof. Not for me, Jeff.

"Like no offence to referees, but there's most of them dont have higher education"

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This pretty thing turned up about a week before I expected it. 😍

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I didn't plot my story for this collection, I doodled a vibe and went from there. It was lovely to head back to Swansea for it, if only in my imagination. I need to actually pop back soonish, Sin City & Wind Street are calling my name.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just read the blurb; that fits the bill perfectly and wasn't on my radar! Thank you.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This super horny dudes addition to the Final Fantasy 7 story was so rogue, but I did find him sorta captivating.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@hildur.bsky.social decided to become a paid up member of the Uggi fan club, rather than just being a freeloader.

Order summary for the audiobook of Dead Weight

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm more captivated by the fella who seems to be wearing a toupee on top of a full head of hair.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Is Dyne the Boba Fett of Final Fantasy? In my head I remember him being way more important, much cooler... but maybe its all aesthetics.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

🎂 HB shout out. Nearly halfway through The Unbroken atm and it slaps so far. Violence, thirsty soldiers, political machinations, oppression, code-switching, magic (tbc), several limbs going missing... what more could you want? 🐊 I'll pass on the 💪 flex, don't wanna make y'all feel puny.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

HAVE THAT, JULES!!!! Dear lord this took more time and effort than it deserved.

A screenshot of winning that damned mini game in FFVII Rebirth

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Yes, I too am a big fan of trickle down economics.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Fuck off Garry. These guys are great, and do more for charity in a week than you'll do in your dour miserable life.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

All of you are forgetting about the best adaptation...

A screenshot of Hercs Adventure, retro game.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If you want a story that's got the apocalypse aaaaaand is inspired by this photo of my grandparents, well, this is the place for you. 👇

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

@strangehorizons.bsky.social I can't see that ya'll have actually published anything by them, but just in case they've put that in their bio because contracts are signed or something, from a quick Google search, the fella is very, very, pro gen AI.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Latest audiobook selection was entirely based on the author seeming cool. I'd fully recommend this vibes-based selection process. Its served me well so far.

Audiobook for The Unbroken by C.L. Clarm

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

To cleanse your timeline, may I present how Remus reacts to his favourite FFVII character? 🎮🐩

A big golden doodle mesmerised by Red Xiii from Final Fantasy VII

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Come aaaaaan, take my heartwarming dino & alien story off my hands 🦕👽🫶

Rejection email that says, "I enjoyed the way this was a heartwarming story cleverly developed within a story about aliens and dinosaurs - both themes i love!"

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Logging in and seeing more people arguing about writing like its the Judean People's front vs the People's front of Judea.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Looks like snapping ankles is back on the menu, boys. FIFA are embarrassing. After breaking their own rules to allow Ronaldo to play in the first few games, we shouldn't be surprised they do the same to help their favourite hosts. Balogun shouldn't get shit though, not his choice or fault.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It's still wild to me that Rooney is pretty much the same age as Messi and Ronaldo. I wonder if there's an alternate dimension where takeaways, pints, and elderly prostitutes dont exist, and he's sat behind Kane spraying passes.

A particularly unflattering picture of Wayne Rooney.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

What I mean when I say I want to go somewhere with 'atmosphere'

The pub from The Secret of Monkey Island

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"Lots of creatives seem to have mental health issues, adversity must inspire art..."

World war two plane picture, often used to explain survivorship bias

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Plotter or pantser? Erm, draw creepy doodle and then write a story off the back of it. (Just got my edits back for the story spawned from this thing)

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Today's doodle while my computer loads is called, Billionaires Who Want to Live Forever Scare The Shit Out of Me

A cyberpunk version of that weirdo who thinks he can live forever. Tubes come out his head and hes basically a head on strings

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Not now, I have genuine questions about thirsty minor antagonists.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Treated myself to the remake. The music still hits the same, but man, I do not vibe with "action RPGs", hopefully nostalgia will carry me through.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Even though its been over a year, I occasionally still catch myself saying take the 'boys' out, or walk the 'dogs'

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Walked through the shadow of a cathedral holding a new copy of Wretch, and neither me nor the book burst into flame. Make of that what you will. @ericlarocca.com

Truro cathedral and a copy of Eric Larocca's Wretch

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

How i think FF looked 25 years ago Vs. How FF actually looked 25 years ago.

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David K. Mitchell @davidkmitchell.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Nominal journals, importing invoices, bank reconciliations - ugh - when the computer screen loads, we doodle. Who you looking at?

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