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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 10m

Another important strategic target crossed off the list.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 17m

Is Trump not awake yet? I have been expecting the whiny "that Peace Prize should be mine" post by now.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 2h

Has he just just picked out some random words, gave them a shake and then put them into sentences.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 13h

Hold the front page. 'Man carries his own baby'.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 13h

It will be measles and flu vaccines next, then seat belts.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 18h

Ask them any question you like and the answer will be either foreigners or transgender or sometimes both.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 23h

He is sweating pure Bud Light at this point.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

All that alcohol in his system will help.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What was it about the alcoholic Fox News presenter that you thought would make him a good Secretary of Defence?

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've always wondered where there home city was.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At least two of them probably tried to jump overboard while he was doing this speech.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's chin-ups next, that's when he will be able to catch them up.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's a good job that you don't drink much coffee in the US.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do they do this to themselves? She was a perfectly good looking woman. Now she looks like she could quite easily have been dug-up and just positioned there.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I hope they find a way of giving Obama a second Nobel Prize, I think/hope that Trumps head would explode.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

She seems to have perfected a way of standing at a 45° angle.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

'invites excellence back'. I must have missed the previous time they were excellent.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Roger is a cheery we soul isn't he. Don't worry Roger it will be over soon. 😢😢😢

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"I'm getting wrapped " translation "I'm getting my ass handed to me"

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Thanks for the heads up. I will have to go get some popcorn. 🍿😜🍿

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's almost like if you help people more and make them feel valued, they will commit less crimes.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I can't get over the US putting the sickest looking guy in the country in charge of Health.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That highlighted sentence could sum up Trumps whole presidency.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

'one businesswoman congratulated herself on not getting stabbed on the train to Brum' 😂😂😂

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Nothing says 'kicking ass' like moving your whole bomber fleet from Fairford when five blokes turned up in transit vans.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Biden says this and it's running on a loop on Fox, 24 hours a day for at least a fortnight.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not heard from Lee Anderson much lately. He is still the Party Chairman isn't he? It can't be that he has been sidelined because he is a liability because that hasn't stopped the rest of them.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They definitely had a focus group and someone has come up with the cute name 'Britannia Shield' and now they are trying to build a policy around it.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump says Iran should attack American cities: “Let ‘em take out Los Angeles and San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/10/2026

NEW: During a rally just now, Trump invited Iran to “take out Los Angeles and San Diego,” saying it would be a “small price to pay.”

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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

👇👏👏👏👏👏👏

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"we're not news people". No, you are fucking morons is what you are!!!!

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's OK she won't figure it out any time soon.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I know he says he doesn't drink but are we sure that's true?

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's like Brexit was great but it's just not being done correctly.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thank god our top viroligist is on top of it!!!!! 🥴🥴🥴

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That will teach them. It's all about the small wins. 😂😂😂

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm just putting ideas out there but has he thought about being less of an obnoxious twat?

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

His own party have that much faith in him that they won't put him forward for a constituency by-election and he thinks that he is the Home Secretary Elect. He must be on some good shit!!!

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

WTF Is this moron going on about now?

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Who will think of the yacht owners????

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you are even considering shelling out £15 for a Margaret Thatcher mug then you really need to evaluate your life choices.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah I remember that too it was a bit like the puppet thing I was thinking of.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Anyone remember the Eastern European puppet shows that I think they used to show on a Saturday morning in the 70's? Used to scare the bejesus out of me.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Take away the fact that it was a ULEZ camera that he was blowing up. What if he had planted it under someone's car or just left it on the street for a kid to find? Would that have made the sentence more palatable to everyone? Anyone could have been caught in that blast.

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David King @davidking196.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If only the Greenham Common protestors had realised that all they had to do was buy a few Transit vans and kit them out with some plastic tanks.

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