David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 24/09/2026We first did Rudyard Ruins Everything on stage at the London Podcast Festival. We loved it. So then I cut the show down into 4 x episodes and we took them to a studio so we could record them afresh with an expanded cast. 140
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 24/09/2026My sitcom Wooden Overcoats has 4 x new episodes! RUDYARD RUINS EVERYTHING a very miniseries It begins today! You can listen to it for free on your podcast apps! Please do. I think it's the best thing I've written - and maybe the best run of episodes we've made together! 34920
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 18/09/2026I'm Speakies Shortlisted! I wrote the scripts for Audible's Crime Scenes, going somewhat beyond my whimsical comfort zone. It's a true crime series with lots of blood and gore and nasty people with too much time on their hands. (So expect Rudyard Ruins True Crime next year) 2112
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 07/09/2026Thank you to everyone who came to Wooden Overcoats yesterday to see us launch Rudyard to the moon! I celebrated by going to see Coyote vs Acme this afternoon and loved it 2233
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 06/09/2026Getting ready for Wooden Overcoats tech run. Rudyard On the Moon is tonight at 7pm! Tickets available for: - watching in the room - watching online, live - watching online, up to 7 days after www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/pod... 0188
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 26/08/2026An outrageous Hollywood conflating of the Peasants’ Revolt and Robin Hood, which presumably erases the historically attested role of Wat Tambor and the Techno Union. 061
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 04/08/2026Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI 441160418
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 16/07/2026Been feeling a little down lately, so got myself some new Daleks to cheer me up 2251
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 11/06/2026Shocking language from Roy Castle in “family film” Dr Who and the Daleks 14912
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 10/06/2026"I'm telling ya, bring back Patrick Troughton. Pow pow pow!" 020
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/05/2026Wow!!! Thank you to everyone who's enjoyed The Tiny Angry Witch today, and it's great to see so many enthusiastic comments about stop-motion animation generally! We try to release these shorts on a monthly basis, and you can find them (and more about our team) here: www.tinyangrywitch.com 37416
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/05/2026Lately I’ve been in an indie team making stop-motion animation. It’s just 4 of us (animator, writer, voice actor, sound designer). The show’s called The Tiny Angry Witch. It’s all basically hand made. No AI. It’s tiring, but we love what we do. So, anyway, here’s a Witch making rude noises: 7731851131
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 25/05/2026Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone. 070
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 07/04/2026Took a screenshot in case I ever forget what irredeemable evil looks like. 032
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 02/04/2026Had myself a Hammer Horror double bill this evening, lads. I know you’re jealous. 1132
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 02/04/2026I was looking through fan art for Wooden Overcoats, and found some wonderful images drawn by Alice Oseman of Heartstopper fame! She tweeted us back in 2018 - I wish I'd seen it at the time! If anyone knows Alice personally, please do thank her for me! 0171
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 31/03/2026“We can sell all smaller burguer except bouble stacks.” 1411
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 13/03/2026Cor! Looking forward to seeing some Hot Peter Purves Action at Easter! #DoctorWho *swoon* 2171
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 13/03/20262 x missing episodes of Doctor Who are back! Daleks! Brett Vyon! Katarina! If you need some Master Plan fun to whet your appetite until Easter, I wrote an audio adventure some years back all about Katarina! With two Doctors! www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/d... 5418
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 19/02/2026IMAGINE being the cop who got to snarl “Happy Birthday” at him this morning. You’d replay that glorious moment for the rest of your life. 3396
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 24/01/2026Got myself some discount Yeti (please don’t tell the NCA) 080
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 29/12/2025Found William Hartnell’s Doctor Who in our old pack of Happy Families 26010
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 02/12/2025Geoffrey Bayldon has turned up in this morning’s episode of Doctor Who and already made the day 300% better 1140
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 07/10/2025If I were in charge, every scene on television would begin exactly like this 3113
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 06/10/2025Hades II is a wee bit fiddly to begin with, but after playing it for a few hours I can tell that I’ll be doing nothing else for the rest of the year. 150
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 25/09/2025A moment of high drama in Doctor Who as the Master menaces a cherry bakewell 417643
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 17/07/2025In baffling news, The Tiny Angry Witch has a literary agent! (I'm not being cute: I still don't have a literary agent. But The Tiny Angry Witch does. I have the contract right here.) Huge thanks to Charlie Olsen of Inkwell Management! Now I'd better help that Witch to write a children's book... 0110
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 11/07/2025Deviating from my usual whimsy, I wrote a true crime series for Vespucci / Audible - and it's out now! "CRIME SCENES" is an anthology narrated by Emilia Fox, about horrible murders in Australia, Antigua, a Disney town, and more. (It's very grim. No jokes. Treat the trigger warnings seriously) 2154
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/06/2025Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only. 030
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 14/06/2025Nabbed a bargain: Peter Cushing’s two worst films for the price of one! If only they’d had The Devil’s Men too it could have been a hat trick 040
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 12/06/2025I’ve finally discovered a question that even the AI can’t pretend to know the answer for 08819
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 12/05/2025"Incalculable" is the word you use when you've not got any data, but someone in the pub said it so it must be true. Find the facts. Tell us precisely what the 'damage' is. And if you can't, then maybe it isn't true. Don't tell us it's incalculable. Fucking calculate it. 1133
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 08/05/2025Sinners is one of those rare movies that entirely lives up to the hype. There’s so much wrapped up in it, but most of all it’s a hell of a good time. It’s definitely worth seeing in a cinema with a decent surround sound system - the audio is *rich* 0202
David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 28/04/2025Listening to a Doctor Who audio drama with Tom Baker facing some nefarious wombats who want to destroy London with a pomegranate. Please give @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social his own range immediately! Pay him anything, it’ll be worth it! 3181