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David K. Barnes

@davidkbarnes.com
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Writes lots of serious whimsy | Wooden Overcoats | Cry Havoc! | Doctor Who | The Tiny Angry Witch | He/Him | would really like a pastry linktr.ee/davidkbarnes

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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 24/09/2026
We first did Rudyard Ruins Everything on stage at the London Podcast Festival. We loved it. So then I cut the show down into 4 x episodes and we took them to a studio so we could record them afresh with an expanded cast.
Wooden Overcoats on stage with a big audience and a bigger logo
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 24/09/2026
My sitcom Wooden Overcoats has 4 x new episodes! RUDYARD RUINS EVERYTHING a very miniseries It begins today! You can listen to it for free on your podcast apps! Please do. I think it's the best thing I've written - and maybe the best run of episodes we've made together!
A colourful image of Georgie, Antigone, Rudyard and Eric tucking into a coffin-shaped birthday cake.Actors Beth Eyre, Felix Trench, Tom Crowley and Ciara Baxendale at the London Podcast Festival.Tom Crowley, Ciara Baxendale, Beth Eyre, Andy Secombe and Felix Trench recording Wooden Overcoats in studio.Group pic of the cast and crew of Rudyard Ruins Everything
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 18/09/2026
I'm Speakies Shortlisted! I wrote the scripts for Audible's Crime Scenes, going somewhat beyond my whimsical comfort zone. It's a true crime series with lots of blood and gore and nasty people with too much time on their hands. (So expect Rudyard Ruins True Crime next year)
The Speakies: The British Audio Awards

Best Podcast: Narrative

Shortlisted:
Charles Dickens Ghost Stories
Crime Scenes (the show what I worked on)
James Pond
Sherlock & Co
Storytime Takeover
Wolf ValleyThe Speakies: The British Audio Awards

Best Podcast: Narrative

Shortlisted

Audible Original - Crime Scenes

(I wrote the scripts for this series)
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 07/09/2026
Thank you to everyone who came to Wooden Overcoats yesterday to see us launch Rudyard to the moon! I celebrated by going to see Coyote vs Acme this afternoon and loved it
The Wooden Overcoats cast and me standing on stage after the show last night
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 06/09/2026
Getting ready for Wooden Overcoats tech run. Rudyard On the Moon is tonight at 7pm! Tickets available for: - watching in the room - watching online, live - watching online, up to 7 days after www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/pod...
Me, poncing around on stage
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 26/08/2026
An outrageous Hollywood conflating of the Peasants’ Revolt and Robin Hood, which presumably erases the historically attested role of Wat Tambor and the Techno Union.
Wat Tambor, Techno Union rep and arch enemy of King Richard II
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 20/08/2026
I met a pelican
A pelican. He’s seen me. He’s seen me.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 04/08/2026
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/07/2026
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 19/07/2026
World Cup Final
Tony Hancock looking glum
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 19/07/2026
“When are they going to score some goals?”
Milhouse from The Simpsons crying
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 16/07/2026
Been feeling a little down lately, so got myself some new Daleks to cheer me up
2 x Dalek toys from Character Options. They have different colour balls. Gracious.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 07/07/2026
Smith & Jones darts sketch; scoreboard showing "Fairly Merry", "Inebriated", "Absolutely Plastered", "Completed Newscasted"
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 07/07/2026
OK *now* I get why people enjoy football
FIFA World Cup 
Tue 7 July 2026
USA - 1 / Belgium - 4
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 27/06/2026
Saw a monkey at the zoo yesterday.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 24/06/2026
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 20/06/2026
Evening walk along Southsea beach
Southsea beach, pebbles, moon in the sky, sun setting, looks nice
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 11/06/2026
Shocking language from Roy Castle in “family film” Dr Who and the Daleks
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 10/06/2026
"I'm telling ya, bring back Patrick Troughton. Pow pow pow!"
Sydney Newman looking like a legend with his scowl and cigarette
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/05/2026
Wow!!! Thank you to everyone who's enjoyed The Tiny Angry Witch today, and it's great to see so many enthusiastic comments about stop-motion animation generally! We try to release these shorts on a monthly basis, and you can find them (and more about our team) here: www.tinyangrywitch.com
No AI here. Studio set-up for animating a stop motion Tiny Angry Witch video, with camera, laptop, lighting, a kitchen set, and a model witch. Animation & Visuals by Lumi BarronThe Tiny Angry Witch plotting something next to her egg cup cauldron.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/05/2026
Lately I’ve been in an indie team making stop-motion animation. It’s just 4 of us (animator, writer, voice actor, sound designer). The show’s called The Tiny Angry Witch. It’s all basically hand made. No AI. It’s tiring, but we love what we do. So, anyway, here’s a Witch making rude noises:
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.
Antony Ainley being fabulous (and evil)
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 07/04/2026
Took a screenshot in case I ever forget what irredeemable evil looks like.
BBC News story with a photo of the US President and the headline “Trump says ‘whole civilisation will die tonight’ if Iran fails to make deal as US strikes Kharg Island”
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 06/04/2026
“My parts are showing?!”
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 02/04/2026
Had myself a Hammer Horror double bill this evening, lads. I know you’re jealous.
Poster for 1964’s The Gorgon. Lots of people screaming in fear at a woman with snakes in her hairPoster for 1964’s Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb. An Egyptian mummy and a screaming woman, with caption “HALF BONE, HALF BANDAGE, AND ALL BLOOD CURDLING HORROR!”
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 02/04/2026
I was looking through fan art for Wooden Overcoats, and found some wonderful images drawn by Alice Oseman of Heartstopper fame! She tweeted us back in 2018 - I wish I'd seen it at the time! If anyone knows Alice personally, please do thank her for me!
Cartoons by Alice Oseman depicting Rudyard, Antigone and Georgie from Wooden OvercoatsCartoons by Alice Oseman depicting Rudyard, Antigone and Eric from Wooden Overcoats
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 31/03/2026
“We can sell all smaller burguer except bouble stacks.”
Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 13/03/2026
Cor! Looking forward to seeing some Hot Peter Purves Action at Easter! #DoctorWho *swoon*
Peter Purves looking very hot indeed in a recovered episode of Doctor Who
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 13/03/2026
2 x missing episodes of Doctor Who are back! Daleks! Brett Vyon! Katarina! If you need some Master Plan fun to whet your appetite until Easter, I wrote an audio adventure some years back all about Katarina! With two Doctors! www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/d...
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 11/03/2026
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 02/03/2026
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 19/02/2026
IMAGINE being the cop who got to snarl “Happy Birthday” at him this morning. You’d replay that glorious moment for the rest of your life.
BBC News reports that Prince Andrew was arrested on his birthday
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 24/01/2026
Got myself some discount Yeti (please don’t tell the NCA)
A pair of Doctor Who Blu-rays with big hairy beasties on the covers
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 23/01/2026
First haircut of 2026
A suave man (me) arches an eyebrow suavely. Two shirt buttons are undone - feel free to guess which ones - and he wears a light green velvet jacket. Bookshelves in the background are artfully blurred, because he thinks the photo looks nicer this way. He may be mistaken.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 16/01/2026
*Emma pictured tugging at her collar*
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 29/12/2025
Found William Hartnell’s Doctor Who in our old pack of Happy Families
Mr Dose the doctor in an old card pack of Happy Families
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 02/12/2025
Geoffrey Bayldon has turned up in this morning’s episode of Doctor Who and already made the day 300% better
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 07/10/2025
If I were in charge, every scene on television would begin exactly like this
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 06/10/2025
Hades II is a wee bit fiddly to begin with, but after playing it for a few hours I can tell that I’ll be doing nothing else for the rest of the year.
Artwork for Hades II video game
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 25/09/2025
A moment of high drama in Doctor Who as the Master menaces a cherry bakewell
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 17/07/2025
In baffling news, The Tiny Angry Witch has a literary agent! (I'm not being cute: I still don't have a literary agent. But The Tiny Angry Witch does. I have the contract right here.) Huge thanks to Charlie Olsen of Inkwell Management! Now I'd better help that Witch to write a children's book...
A brown wooden background. Text says: "Now she has an agent. We're all doomed." Under that is the logo for Inkwell Management, a literary agency. Below that is the Tiny Angry Witch at her most maniacal. She's got big plans on taking over the world (from the safety of our kitchen.)
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 11/07/2025
Deviating from my usual whimsy, I wrote a true crime series for Vespucci / Audible - and it's out now! "CRIME SCENES" is an anthology narrated by Emilia Fox, about horrible murders in Australia, Antigua, a Disney town, and more. (It's very grim. No jokes. Treat the trigger warnings seriously)
"Audible Original: A True Crime and Investigation Series"
CRIME SCENES
The truth is more twisted than fiction

Picture of an American suburban house, with lots of shadows. All very moody and scary.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/06/2025
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
Ted Danson in Gulliver’s Travels (1996) - an alternative universe version of the 8th Doctor?
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 22/06/2025
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 14/06/2025
Nabbed a bargain: Peter Cushing’s two worst films for the price of one! If only they’d had The Devil’s Men too it could have been a hat trick
Two blu rays of terrible movies: The Blood Beast Terror and Night of the Big Heat, with lurid covers depicting Peter Cushing looking grim (as well he might)
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 12/06/2025
I’ve finally discovered a question that even the AI can’t pretend to know the answer for
Google search for: “Why does David Walliams still have a career”

“An AI Overview is not available for this search”
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 12/05/2025
"Incalculable" is the word you use when you've not got any data, but someone in the pub said it so it must be true. Find the facts. Tell us precisely what the 'damage' is. And if you can't, then maybe it isn't true. Don't tell us it's incalculable. Fucking calculate it.
(Screenshot taken and highlighted by @paulbrand.bsky.social‬) 

The Prime Minister's White Paper foreward

In 2023, under the previous government, inward
migration exploded to over a million people a year –
four times the level compared with 2019. This was a
political choice that was never put before the British
people. In fact, quite the opposite – the previous
government repeatedly promised inward migration
would be brought under control. Instead, Britain
became a one-nation experiment in open borders.

[Highlighted text] The damage this has done to our country is incalculable. Public services and housing access have been placed under too much pressure. Our economy has been distorted
by perverse incentives to import workers rather than invest in our own skills. [End highlighted text] 

In sectors like engineering, for example, apprenticeships have almost halved while visas doubled.

But arguably even worse is the wound this failure has opened when it comes to trust in politics. It is a wound, as I said on my first day as Prime Minister, that can only be healed by actions not words. This White Paper is just that.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 11/05/2025
Tom Cruise is scaling back his ambitions
An Odeon Luxe advertising POSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 08/05/2025
Sinners is one of those rare movies that entirely lives up to the hype. There’s so much wrapped up in it, but most of all it’s a hell of a good time. It’s definitely worth seeing in a cinema with a decent surround sound system - the audio is *rich*
Poster for 2025 movie Sinners. Imagine a 1930s era black Western with vampires, with nine people looking incredibly awesome (and two of them are the same actor playing twins)
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 28/04/2025
Listening to a Doctor Who audio drama with Tom Baker facing some nefarious wombats who want to destroy London with a pomegranate. Please give @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social his own range immediately! Pay him anything, it’ll be worth it!
Doctor Who: Metamorphosis - The Caged Assassin, starring Tom Baker
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