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David Jalbert 🦥

@davidjalbertgames.ca
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Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! s.team/a/1999140 Check out my portfolio: davidjalbertgames.ca/portfolio Discord: discord.gg/GhtF44xnTR He/Him - Slop Hater, Art Lover

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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 2h
During the Steam Autumn Sale 2026 running from October 1st to 8th, Extraneum will be 66% off, down to $5.10 USD! s.team/a/1999140 #retrofps #boomershooter #indiegame
Extraneum is 66% off during the Steam autumn sale; October 1st to October 8th at 10 AM pacific time.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 4h
Huh, that’s an interesting perspective. I learned something there! :P In all seriousness, great short article! I love how we probably had a very vivid picture of a specific youtuber in mind. I just wonder if it's the same one :P
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 16h
We're keeping it real in here! 👌
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 19h
istg I gotta save up for an amd, I just can't anymore with Jensen.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 20h
I specifically said "problematic sponsors" and "not counting drama manufacturers".
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 20h
My last ref sheet for my main OC was 2 years old and my style improved a lot since then, so I made a new one! Meet Davey the sloth! He's pretty much a cartoon version of myself at this point. #art #furryart
Davey The Sloth

- He/Him, gay.
- Middle aged, roughly 1.75 meters tall.
- mix between a brown-throated, Linnaeus, and Hoffmann's sloth. Don't think too much about it.

Appearance

- Most of the time wears temple-less glasses, a short-sleeved off-white hawaiian shirt, and jeans shorts.
- Tapered feet and hands, somewhat long arms and short legs.
- 3 toes per foot, 4 fingers per hand (3 + 1 thumb).
- Toes and fingers are tough, claw-like, but flexible.
- Has a short, bushy tail, with the same color as his chest and stomach fur, which wraps around.

Personality

- Extremely poor attention span.
- Caring, sensitive. Will cry watching an Adam Sandler movie.
- Olympic levels of dad-joking.
- Needs his morning coffee to be anywhere near functional.
- Handy, creative, loves music, especially funk. Sings a lot.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 30/09/2026
Unless it's literally from a problematic company, I don't mind sponsorships because youtube pays shit money and making videos generally takes a lot of efforts. When said video is just manufacturing drama tho, eff all that.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 30/09/2026
didn't read yet: "oh lord what's happening here!" read the first line: "...oh I guess I just have a perverted mind." read the second line: "GOD DAMNIT"
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 30/09/2026
This video is sponsored by raycon!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 30/09/2026
lmao even. Another option, if you live in a country with a decent social security system and have no particular expenses beside rent and food, is a mix of odd jobs and welfare while most of your time is spent making games in a shitty apartment. I'm not saying that's me but...
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 29/09/2026
Not for nothing but that thread should serve as a warning that social media is not a fun place to post spur-of-the-moment hot takes lmao
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 29/09/2026
Oooooh thanks! I just subscribed to it haha
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 29/09/2026
A billion active bots!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 29/09/2026
Man, they really know what their most used feature is, don't they.
Discord popup message: "How is blocking users on Discord working for you? [Give feedback]"
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 29/09/2026
The number one magazine for every rooster-shaped lollipop enthusiasts!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 29/09/2026
Also yes, preach!
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From Alma (2014) – to Evangelho da Carne (2026) Study and practice were the only path that led me to love what I do.
Alma 2014Evangelho da CarneAlmaEvangelho da Carne
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 29/09/2026
Today I learned that alma means soul in Portugese. My heart kinda skipped a beat for a second because Alma is a well-known city in the region of Saguenay-Lac-Saint-Jean in Quebec, Canada. That'll speak to literally nobody lol
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 28/09/2026
Naughty monkey!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 28/09/2026
My mom did! Damn that takes me back.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 28/09/2026
Oh shit she's on bsky! 👀
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 28/09/2026
"Hmm, tastes a little acidic. He must still be sour about it."
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 28/09/2026
Everybody can make a list and put anybody in it. Some do it to troll people, some are just delirious and will misinterpret an out-of-context comment, in a "so you hate waffles" fashion. And I wouldn't be surprised if some are bots made to create artificial discord. Don't lose sleep over it.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 27/09/2026
Nice aesthetics 👀
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 27/09/2026
*googles it* *country song with lyrics you'd expect from a pop-country song* Yeah no shit I haven't heard of it! I'm too busy listening to Taiwanese indie rock! Check out Deca Joins btw, they slap. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fonj...
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deca joins | 海浪【Official Music Video】
YouTube video by deca joins
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 26/09/2026
Yep. It's all about what you're gatekeeping, not the action of gatekeeping as a whole. Just like the paradox of tolerance!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 26/09/2026
Exatamente.
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Khaby Lame's Signature 'Really?' Gesture
Alt: Khaby Lame's Signature 'Really?' Gesture
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 26/09/2026
If the game is shit, "replayability" is actually kind of a downside.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 26/09/2026
Every articles like these make me like Lula a bit more each time!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 25/09/2026
Hi Larry :P
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 25/09/2026
Tiny lil buddy!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 25/09/2026
I mean, I'm a middle aged dude, and I cried at the end of Turning Red, so you might be surprised!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 25/09/2026
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
Alt: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 24/09/2026
How do they have so many downloads?!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 24/09/2026
I can be up early, if you mean in a different timezone! Bright is gonna be difficult tho.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 24/09/2026
You know, good on them I suppose, but when I think VR games, Ace Attorney is not at all part of my thought process. I should go through Justice For All though, I only ever beat the first one.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 24/09/2026
Hell yeah! Learning to do your own anything is empowering, profitable, and so satisfying!
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 24/09/2026
If they're too stingy to hire a cashier, they can spend all that money they saved on their mysteriously debalanced inventory ;)
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 24/09/2026
Especially considering the nature of the replies in question. I just took a peek and damn... I'm just gonna assume it's a ragebaiting bot.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 23/09/2026
Oh that's just beautiful 😂
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mors @mors.games · 21/09/2026
i made a short game for #gbjam with @tetraminose.bsky.social, @livvyglizzy.bsky.social, @batfeula.bsky.social, and @datagoblin.bsky.social it's a puzzle platformer where every block you touch turns into gold! mors-games.itch.io/midas-crutch
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 22/09/2026
I really like the Flintstones version lmao
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 21/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brian with the text:
"There's no meme 
I noticed you've been trying really hard lately I'm so proud of you you've got this"
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 21/09/2026
"you do NOT want to debate me", well at least they're right on that point.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 21/09/2026
Ooooh it's a nice one! I miss mine, I had two and one literally caught on fire, and the other just died silently.
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 21/09/2026
And then throwing a communism strawman on top for good measure lmao
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 20/09/2026
Just like Bong Joon-Ho said
South Korean director Bong Joon-ho saying: "Once you overcome the 1-inch tall barrier of not being a bitch about graphics and different control schemes, you will be introduced to so many more amazing games"
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 20/09/2026
Very true, and it's kind of similar how many people there are who won't watch a movie only because it's in black and white. Not everything has to be high-def. And often, the jankiness adds to the charm!
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