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Follows w/too few original posts/AI=🗑️, don't bother GenX pale (((man))) w/perm. imposter syndrome, burden of conscience, hate authoritarianism from *anywhere*. Don't expect agreement on everything. Politics, film, music, art, 📖. Struggle - no rehearsals.

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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Trump looking in the Palmer family home mirror, revealing Killer Bob.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The Superb Owl dumbassery is thick in the population whether or not they have a dog in the fight. People are just acting extra ignorant today. Can't wait till America's national pestilence goes to sleep again for a few blessed months.
Mad owl squinting eyes at camera in a medium-close up.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I guess they had this tattooed somewhere on their bodies.
RNC 2024 MAGAt pale white CHUDs holding up MASS DEPORTATION NOW! signs.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
THIS.
BITCH.
70s lead singer type holding a mic and pointing off frame with his drummer in the background.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
David Lynch from his office:

Good morning, everyone. It's..

(Looks outside the window) 
It's an absolute shitshow out there, today.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A rendition of the White House in the latest season of SOUTH PARK. Towlie is looking at it across Pennsylvania Avenue with a tank passing by and cloudy skies.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
But she's only "lying for the Lord," like a good Christian.
The infamous disgusting Donald Trump golden statue which someone is hopefully mocking by bowing down to at some MAGAt convention
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
According to Bluesky logic, the 38% who didn't vote in 2024 also support Trump. How true is this as a matter of practical reality and how much of philosophy I am not sure. I do know it's a chronic issue. Only recent year with an exception: 2020, when more people were almost forced to vote by mail.
Chart showing that "did not vote" wins every time in presidential elections except for 2020.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Miss him more than I did a year past, and more grateful than ever. Watching these the other day was transcendent. Just went mercurially by feel in the choice, as I usually do.
John Merrick's deformed silhouette behind the curtain as Dr. Treves looks on in THE ELEPHANT MAN (1980)Betty Elms and "Rita" look offscreen at a building in MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001)
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"We have the hottest country in the world!" THUNK (More binder clips to take off piggies from his hoof, please interns)
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Although it's good to be accurate, "But the Nazis never explicitly said that!" is not the own some think it is.
Noem at the podium with the now- infamous one of ours all of yours saying which conveys the meaning perfectly of authoritarian collective punishment regardless of where it originated or who did in fact use it.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If this is your worst-of-Bluesky response to what's going on today, fuck off. Your whining ass is getting blocked faster than a Wuxia sifu.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Because someone has to post these damn things with alt-text.
Swann Marcus

@SwannMarcus89

Every Communist on twitter will post about how they're going to murder all the bourgeoisie in the glorious, blood-soaked revolution yet to come and then if you search their account for the word "anxiety" you will instantly learn they haven't left their apartment in 7 years

19:54 29/2/2024 From Earth

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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Sigh. With alt text this time. #FUCKICE #Minneapolis #AbolishICE
Fox News

27m (Tweet) 

STOP THE MADNESS: "What we are seeing across the country as organized gangs of wine moms use Antifa tactics to harass and impede ICE agents is not civil disobedience. It isn't even protest. It's just crime," writes David Marcus.

OPINION

DELUDED WINE MOMS ARE COMMITTING DEADLY CRIMES, NOT SIMPLY 'PROTESTING'
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I LEGIT REMEMBER PEOPLE DEADASS TELLING US "YOU'RE OVERREACTING" ABOUT THE DANGER OF TRUMP BEING ELECTED AGAIN. YEAH. WE WERE NOT.

@ScriptsByJames

BRIAN TYLER COHEN
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/new-a...
Vance said the new assistant attorney general will help coordinate an administration-wide effort to investigate potential fraudulent activity in federally-backed programs and bring charges. The assistant attorney general will not work out of the Justice Department, the vice president said. Instead, the position will be run out of the White House and overseen by President Trump and Vance, he said.

The traditional Chinese wall between the White House and Justice Department looks as intact as the East Wing.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Why is the hearing only composed of Democrats?" asked the January 6 defendant. Rep. Bennie Thompson replied, "I'm glad you asked. Because no Republicans participated."
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Is it possible Don Pedo is a secret fan?
Ubu Roi (King Ubu) is a scandalous 1896 play by Alfred Jarry that satirizes power, greed, and the bourgeoisie through the grotesque and absurd figure of Père Ubu, a vulgar, power-hungry man who murders the King of Poland and takes over, leading to chaos and violence. The play's premiere caused riots due to its scatological humor, nonsensical dialogue, and shocking content, making it a foundational work for absurdist and surrealist theater.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The longer RED ROCK WEST went on the more it went from ludicrous to just plain bad. Despite all the Lynch veterans involved I bailed. Nicolas Cage was relatively restrained and that's not really a great thing either. Inexplicable to me why it has such a good reputation. #filmsky
RED ROCK WEST (1993) poster. Dennis Hopper, Lara Flynn Boyle and Nicolas Cage in the lead.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Judging by the amount of these I've eaten today, it's been pretty fucked up.
Peanut M&Ms.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This post brought to you by
Symbol of the Department of Redundancy Department
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Yep. #GodDamnAmerica
X post under Bari Weiss and Ellisons' "Leadership":

CBS Evening News @CBSEveningNews

CBS EVENING NEWS

4. We love America.

And we make no apologies for saying so.

Our foundational values of liberty, equality and the rule of law make us the last best hope on Earth. We also believe in Franklin's famous line about America as a republic-if we can keep it. We aim to do our part every night: One way to think about our show is as a daily conversation about exactly where we are as a country and where we are going.

I have circled that it has had 666 retweets. Seems appropriate.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A drunk, passed out raccoon on the floor of a lavatory with a trash can on its left and toilet on its right. The can is labeled 2025, the toilet 2026 and the raccoon "YOU ARE HERE"
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Mark Frost liked your post 

I wondered if IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE was an influence on your TWIN PEAKS ending...

(Frost is the co-creator of TWIN PEAKS)
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Share a great female villain!
Samantha Eggar in David Cronenberg's THE BROOD (1979)
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
DAVID BOWIE SPECIAL AGENT PHILLIP JEFFRIES

DAVID LYNCH SPECIAL AGENT GORDON COLE

A DAVID LYNCH FILM

BLUE ROSE

Fictional film poster
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
OK, stinky.
"No other group of people get this constant treatment with kid gloves. I'll fart and be called an antisemite" with a laughing face at the end.

Way to prove your opponent's point.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
🎅
Mutant Dave à la Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns says "Balls Nasty" and his buddy to the right exclaims "SHH!"
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE hits a lot harder when you've been around the bend a few times. #JimmyStewart #Xmasfilms #filmsky
On George Bailey's (Jimmy Stewart's) office wall under his father's picture, a sign reading "All you can take with you is that which you've given away."
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Reposting this one with the machine translation in the alt text. Jennifer Lynch is apparently David's "sister" 😏
Laura Parmarni and Ciel Lee arrived in Japan on March 15th. She was beloved by "Twin Peaks" fans as the most beautiful corpse in the world, but she was even more beautiful when she was alive. They came to Japan for the campaign "Twin Peaks: The Last Seven Days of Laura Parmar," and this was their first time here. The first thing she asked the staff upon arriving in Japan was, "Do you have a boombox?" It turns out she actually does yoga, and plays a tape every morning to meditate. That's why she sat cross-legged on a chair during the interview.

With the popularity of "Twin Peaks" building up, she has been doing a lot of interviews, and after the press conference on the 18th, she headed to Kyoto in the evening. On the 19th, she visited Kiyomizu-dera Temple, Kinkaku-ji Temple, Sanjusangendo Temple, and, at her own request, Nanzen-ji Temple. It appears she really wanted to go, as she stayed there the longest. She is interested in Eastern philosophy, so she also spoke with a monk. That night, she returned to Tokyo. She said, "I wanted to know more about Kyoto. I want to go to Kyoto again." She said, "Just being able to work with director David Lynch was a wonderful experience," but the film stars Laura Palmer. It seems that there had been talks about the film since around spring last year, and she also participated in discussions about Laura when she was alive. Lynch's sister, Jennifer

Lynch's "The Diary of Laura" was the starting point for her role, and whenever she hit a wall, she would reread it over and over again. Since the only scenes we see of Laura alive on TV are the picnic video scene and the Black Lodge scene, she'll be able to fully enjoy her role in the film. She will be filming a new Fuji TV show on the 20th, and will return to Japan on the 21st.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I'm a sucker for these, what can I say. #DUNE #HappyHolidays
HAPPY HOLIDAYS

HO HO HO, THE SPICE MUST FLOW

Santa riding a Shai-Hulud through snow. Paul (the Tim Chalamet version) next to a Chani type lifting a fully lit menorah in one hand and a plate of latkes in the other, a fearsome looking dreidel floating above like a hunter-seeker, over a stormy desert background.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
@rooster.info come on man. Give the people here in #Ohio and more widely what they need.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Social media magic
Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.soci... 20h

Chomsky was a hero to most but her never meant shit to me Saw the pictures of him on the plane Motherfuck him and David Blaine

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social

Reposting in the hopes that Flavor Flav sees it and has feelings about Chomsky

FLAVOR FLAV

@flavorflav.bsk... 13m

but David Blaine is a good guy

and homie,!!
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Mmm hmm.
Website text search box on justice.gov Epstein files site. 

Search Full Epstein Library

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Search

No results found. Please try a different search.

Note on Search Functionality: Due to technical limitations and the format of certain materials (e.g.. handwritten text), portions of these documents may not be electronically searchable or may produce unreliable search results.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
My GF and I will watch this together for her first time. Great Christmas fun. Wish me luck. #filmsky #Kubrick
Sadly we won't be watching the Criterion version of EYES WIDE SHUT but it's awesome they used the original "mask" artwork his wife and daughter prepared. It's a picture of Cruise and Kidman's emotionless mask protoype faces, not quite facing each other, complete with string holes, on a solid red background reading

CRUISE
KIDMAN
KUBRICK

EYES WIDE SHUT
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
LMFAO Orange blood and chum in the water.
The Indiana State Senate voted against the plan pushed by President Donald Trump to redraw the state's district map with the goal of giving Republicans more congressional seats.

Votes were cast during a special session Thursday at the Indiana Statehouse. When the final count was tallied, 31 state senators voted down the bill. Just 19 voted in favor of the new map.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Old man yells at cloud
Frame from THE SIMPSONS of newspaper headline
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Think!

IT AIN'T ILLEGAL YET!

(A SHERMAN LAWRENCE PRODUCTION) 

FUNKADELIC

LUNCHMEATAPHOBIA
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Those who have seen the original film #BUGONIA was based on (S. Korea's SAVE THE GREEN PLANET) - how do they compare?
BUGONIA alternate poster.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Brandon #Cronenberg 's INFINITY POOL was frustrating. What good qualities it has (visual boldness, Goth and Skarsgård's performances and some story elements) was undermined by sophomoric plot twists, over bombastic music and coldness toward its characters that the filmmaker’s father largely avoids.
A scene from the film where Alexander Skarsgård is strapped to a stake wearing a tunic which exposes his stomach and is approached by a young boy with stark overhead lighting.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
It's a strange time in history when I feel just a mite bit of additional affinity for a leader because of his #StarWars movie rankings. But here we are.
JB Pritzker in Jedi costume complete with glowing lightsaber with who I assume is his wife as Princess Leia.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
AMERICAN SPLENDOR (2003) Harvey Pekar played by Paul Giamatti considering with thought bubble how to pick out the right check-out line at the supermarket.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Nice waveform!
The cover of the Kate Bush album Aerial. It's designed as a literal sound waveform made to appear like a series of mountainous islands or cliffs over a sunset horizon reflected in the water.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Top minds at work in the Fixed Noise comments.
V

Voterepublican057

17m ago

I hope President Trump is just playing him.

sharksy 6m ago

Trying to see what he's about

uscg252

6m ago

Massive power move on Trump's part. Staying seated while Mandami stood. Letting everyone know who was in charge
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
And not a one of these CHUDs would say it to your face. They'd just slink to their hovels and lie down like this.
Travis Bickle played by Robert DeNiro in TAXI DRIVER (1976) on his cot, alone.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
She is literally
The depiction of the Mouth of Sauron from Peter Jackson's LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
#COUCHFUCKER is gonna spin so hard for #DonPedo he'll turn into those offshore things his boss hates.
JD Vance

@JDVance 

I think about this @matthewwalther
column about once a month:

theweek.com

The Jeffrey Epstein case is why people believe in Pizzagate

JD Vance @JDVance Follow

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
They're so close to getting it. Well...maybe not.
“This is insane—we are going to lose the mid-terms so badly,” warned Republican politician and Lake County Commissioner Anthony Sabatini. “We’ve never seen an administration crash & burn in its first year so badly—for no reason other than to appease donors & special interests… Trump has surrounded himself with the worst people.” (from Xitter)
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Hope Dave Don't Say "Balls Nasty"❌👑 @davidhirsch.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Take away grandpa's keys. 🤦🏻‍♂️
The proposed $2,000 tariff dividend pictured as a power strip plugged into itself.
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