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David Gross

@davidgrosstv.bsky.social
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Former stand-up comedian. Current sit-down screenwriter. Writes with @gennefer.bsky.social but I wrote this by myselv.

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David Gross @davidgrosstv.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I saw two dudes doing some kind of deal under a tree. It looked super shady.
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
✅ Arm candy @davidgrosstv.bsky.social ✅ Cocktail ✅ Neckerchief It’s Friday, friends!!
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Happy hour in full effect with my hot piece of arm candy, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social.
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
My #Severance cocktail menu is 100% complete, just in time for the Season 2 finale. Praise Kier!
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
As if Mike Myers wasn’t already a legend, him wearing a “CANADA IS NOT FOR SALE” t-shirt solidifies it. #SNL
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David Gross @davidgrosstv.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
For me, writing is a lot like working out because I also did not workout today.
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Dealing with the chaos the best way I know how: happy hour and this hunk. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#SNL matters. Comedy is vital.
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David Gross @davidgrosstv.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I started brushing my teeth with my opposite hand because I was told it activates different neural pathways in one’s brain. Now, my focus has never been better, but my teeth are a fucking mess.
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David Gross @davidgrosstv.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
As my fellow Angelenos know, it’s impossible to have experienced these last few days in LA and not have it shift your perspective. On the plus side, I no longer think that first screenplay I wrote in college is, in fact, the worst thing ever.
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David Gross @davidgrosstv.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m a screenwriter, so I’d never tell you I’m lazy… I would, however, show you.
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I mixed and muddled and shook and stir (and imbibed and sampled and drank myself silly!) to bring you one of my favorite holiday cocktail menus I’ve ever created, inspired by our annual viewing of The Family Man. Share your favorites in the comments!
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
We pick a new color palette and name for our Christmas tree every year. 2024 is copper & gold. This saucy minx, always styled to the nines, enjoys a clove cigarette with her dirty martini, loves traveling, the theatre, and thinks the height of luxury is high thread count satin sheets. Meet Vivienne.
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David Gross @davidgrosstv.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you don’t like red shirts and khakis, you’re not my Target audience.
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Gennefer Gross @gennefer.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Life is a dream with this one. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social
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David Gross @davidgrosstv.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My son asked to read one of my scripts three weeks ago. Still hasn’t read it. I can’t believe I’m raising a studio executive.
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David Gross @davidgrosstv.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
SON: Dad, were there any doctor shows like Grey’s Anatomy when you were a kid? ME: Yeah. SON: What was it called? ME: Grey’s Anatomy.
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