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David Cook

@davidgcook.bsky.social
226 followers 390 following 797 posts

Introvert, half-assed guitar player, quarter-assed bass player, cyclist. Michigan born, Wisconsin living, Democrat

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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once Mercedes and BMWs are out of warranty their price plummets because they're so expensive to fix. Two neighbor kids in our old neighborhood drove Mercedes. They weren't rich. They were high school kids who bought cheap assed cars. They both leaked so much oil, we called them the Exxon Veldez.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His new hairdo is even worse than the last.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know, sad isn't it.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bakker and Hastert in the same week is what's known as a pretty good start.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In a weird assed way, that's probably pretty good protection for those cities. Ever since he started his stupid war Iran has done pretty much the opposite of what he's told them to do and it's worked out pretty well for them.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where's a rubber room when you need one.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had to have $5000 of dental work done this year due to an accident while riding my bike. Dental insurance paid $1500. It isn't insurance, it's a discount card.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Number of drag queens and trans people arrested for human trafficking and prostitution? Still zero.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, different times, different circumstances. Considering the headwinds Beto had, he did great. We have just about a perfect storm to elect Talarico right now.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes heroines wear scrubs.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're just a rounding error to them.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not surprised. They don't know jack shit about their own religion. Why would they know about another.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, it is.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twenty-one year old marriage expert? Sheesh.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People think they're knowledgeable about sports and can beat the odds. After all, they watch sports all the time and listen to sports radio. It probably wouldn't help, but we need an app so people can "gamble" off line with fake money so they can see the winners are the ones who set the odds.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of course she's lying. If she gets the nod, she'll snap back into line.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess it's the "logical" next step after unpaid internships.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That asshole will do anything. Do any of them know a single Muslim.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mike Rogers is in an ad here in Michigan yapping about a prescription that's $800 here and $200 in Canada. I wonder who has been in charge of the entire government the past year and nine months and could have done something about that. It's a mystery.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kevin was a timeshare salesman in a previous life.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Find a support group and cry it out.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If any of these come to pass, I wonder how the Rs will say an election is stolen by the Ds when they're running it. I know they will, but what wild assed excuses will they throw out there.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah yes. Doing it for the children. How come these doing it for the children people have never done a goddamn thing that's ever helped children. I'm beginning to think they don't really care.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So it was just some fucking coincidence that people stopped getting polio and dying after the vaccine? That's some top notch idiocy.
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Nancy Nall Derringer @nderringer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
💯 They say Jack Kevorkian was similarly fascinated. So he's like Dr. K, but evil.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're going to do to Dipship Donald exactly what they did to Jimmy Carter. The strait will magically open up the day Donald leaves the White House.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the neighbor on the south side is an asshole, you don't bow down hoping he'll un-asshole himself.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Opportunities with Israel? What, they going to genocide Gary together.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's so if a mustachioed guy and an Amish guy stand next to each other they look like one normal guy.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It probably cost them serious money, but it didn't cost them their values and integrity. Bravo.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In a normal time with the goldfish memory many have, it would be forgotten by the time Halloween rolled around. But I have great confidence that they'll cause something shitty, pardon me, to happen that will remind everyone.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whenever they decide to build in the US, and they will, states will be crawling all over each other to hand them wads of cash to locate in theirs.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The have to build in redundancy in case the surveillance gear on our phones fails.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not to mention the C5 that probably went along to carry the helicopter and the beast.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Natalie 2028! Why have only an ass kisser when you could have an ass kisser AND an ass wiper.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I didn't know it was that few. I thought it was pretty much standard now. Are biological parents able to get their biological children's certificate? It's doubly sad if both are looking for each other and a bureaucracy keeps them apart.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But can he do pushups? I've heard that's make or break.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A shoe filled with concrete.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When it became apparent what had happened, they sent us home from work "to be with out families". On 9/12, when we went back to work, many people were talking about how long they spent in lines to get gas and who we should nuke. We had no idea how many died, all they thought of was gas and revenge.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You'll do fine without us. Maybe some day when this shit is over we'll be able to patch things up. It will never be the same though. Like a couple with a philandering spouse, once it's is exposed things can never be the same.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
MAHA is rooted in ableism, racism & eugenics RFK Jr, a eugenicist, says “only sick kids should die of measles” (in fact, no kid should die of measles—it can be eliminated) He says “all Black kids” are on psych drugs (a lie) & he wants to remove them from their families & “reparent them” in camps😳
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In MAHA world, if someone with heart disease gets run over by a bus and goes into cardiac arrest, he died of heart disease, not getting run over by a bus.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The NCAA is at least as corrupt as FIFA, maybe more.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Taking responsibility. What a concept.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First, I'm not surprised that The Hill starts with "What about the debt?". It's a reflex for anything that doesn't involve blowing shit up. But, I am surprised they didn't endorse the crazy-assed pastor who said childless women over 65 should starve to death. Progress?
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This Michigander too.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah to say "It's named for a chick? Rename it for a male astrologer. Fucking DEI.".
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Even a blind squirrel...
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If he has $100 million to buy politicians, he has more than $100 million to pay taxes. Same with all the technofascists.
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David Cook @davidgcook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shiiit. Asking Trump to be more unifying is like asking a hyena to be a vegetarian.
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