David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified 050 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trump is building on the work of the early Elvis Costello. But the student has surpassed the master. 020 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Huh. I was under the impression that calling AI risks a "hoax" was the only correct left-wing position and that talking about risk meant you were a credulous dupe echoing industry hype. 030 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Yeah, I got a Green Water Solution for you, buddy! 170 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Reading JD Vance's new memoir, which for some reason he seems to have written under a pseudonym? Anyway, it's weird as hell. 050 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Huh. Well, it's not as if anyone could have foreseen that we might want to know more about viruses that jump from animals to people in (checks notes) 2025. 070 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Pretty sure whoever wrote the Wikipedia entry for "Human Cannibalism" wants to eat people. Or at least certain parts of them. 020 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2025This is from Not the Bee, The Babylon Bee's, uh, news site. Celebrating tear-gassing an obviously peaceful protester. Once again, the cruelty is the point. 140 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Sorry JD. It was just detainees who got shot so you can stop praying now. 050 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025in case you didn't have enough to worry about already 080 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Perplexity is a little perplexed by a question about Charlie Kirk. 070 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Someone just bit me on the nose. I'm not going to name names but 1102 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I walk around on eggshells at work. I work at home, actually, but I just have a really weird way of making scrambled eggs. 080 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 20/06/2025This is the kind of reactionary, conspiracy addled shit that Elon is not only algorithmically promoting into people's feeds on X but putting into my fucking notifications. 030 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 12/06/2025From the bad site, I learn that Grok cannot give a straight answer to this simple question. What is it trying to hide? 242 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Things may be shit at the moment. But ... Happy Pride! 527221 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 07/06/2025A new centrist party started by a fascist would be ... totally on-brand for contemporary centrism 060 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Uh, full disclosure, that panel has been altered a tiny bit. Here's the original. Still, Captain America probably could use some solid *something* from Iron Man. 100 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I miss Blingee. This is Roosh dressed as Jesus, BTW. 210 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Yeah, THAT'S the question I have about Trump's, er, deportations. Thanks, Bari Weiss! 050 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Inspirational words from Elon Musk during Tesla's last disastrous earnings call. (Found on Futurism.) 220 0
David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Nancy Mace, US Congresswoman. In a just world, she would be shunned like Michael Richards was after he repeatedly shouted out a slur on stage. 020 0