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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(ankers).

David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

So, the new Tesla Roadster may be able to do this, but good luck working out which button operates the bloody door when you want to get out of it.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Who wouldn’t enjoy the opportunity to make Jeffrey Archer’s novels shorter?

Guardian excerpt: ‘Kate Elton, Harper Collins UK's chief executive and Archer's editor, said: "It has been one of the great privileges of my publishing life to have been Jeffrey Archer's editor.’

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When you tell a toddler they can’t have an ice cream because it’ll spoil their dinner.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Went to see some stuff we nicked (and one thing borrowed from the French).

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Off to see the Bedknobs and Broomsticks opening credits. If you know, you know.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Up the Arse Corner: a Trump special.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Donnie, are you okay? So, Donnie, are you okay? Are you okay, Donnie? We’ve been hit by, we’ve been struck by, a huge criminal.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

21 years ago this month, I kicked off my first Buddy Holly & The Cricketers tour in Armagh. I did the show off and on for seven years. Playing Buddy was a privilege, and I never tired of his music. It’s alarming to think my first show is a little shy of Holly’s entire lifetime ago. He got a lot in.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We call this colour ‘Armband Orange’.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Road maintenance vehicles are getting very basic.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Says the pointless and mediocre MP, Suella Braverman.

Excerpt from Guardian article: ‘Braverman warned students getting their results not to "waste your time studying for a pointless degree at a mediocre university"’.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Proof that the Daily Star is the first on a story.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Dog poses by the banister that once broke my toe.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain?…”

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I may be wrong, @theguardian.com, but I don't think this is the right photo to accompany this article.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You don’t name something after what it isn’t.

A fast food restaurant called Zero Sushi.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

• Keith Harris’ hand. • Rod Hull’s arm. • Bernie Clifton’s legs.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Just a little reminder that tonight's Hitchin @mostlycomedy.bsky.social Festival acoustic show at The Vic is rescheduled to 30th October (otherwise known as All Hallows’ Eve Eve). Queueing that long is inadvisable. It would still be lovely to see you there. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My dad would have been 80 today. He died 7 years ago last May. Time goes fast. My wife & I often talk about him, though, & laugh at the funny things he said. I miss him so much. I carry him with me every day, not least when I look in the mirror as I age. Happy 80th, Dad, you gentle yet sweary git.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I’m not sure it’s a solid advert for my acoustic gig in #Hitchin a fortnight, but for three consecutive days, my dog has left the room as soon I start running songs for it. Don't shun me like my pets. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...

Flyer for ‘David Ephgrave: Acoust-Vic’ at The Victoria in Hitchin on 17th July.

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Sounds like something Alan Partridge aspires to do on a bank holiday.

Screenshot of email subject: “Fancy a coastal walk with Michaela Strachan”

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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I’m doing an acoustic gig during #Hitchin @mostlycomedy.bsky.social Fest at The Vic on 17 July, featuring a mix of old & new stuff. It’s not a stand-up show, though it’ll still be a ‘laff’. The last time I did a solely acoustic set was in 2012-ish. No pressure. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...