David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was in heaven for a hot minute and there were these 72 virgins and I thought the registrar made a mistake because I was a Christian but I was willing to overlook the error. 011
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry for your loss, but thanks for sharing this story. Makes me happy that we do business with them. 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The flying monkeys. They still scare me and I’m a grandpa now! 🥸 010
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lived on Roscoe way back in the day — early 90s 010
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was at the Cape for that launch. I was 16 and we were dropping my older sister off for college in Florida. The noise of those engines was incredible several miles away. 020
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Two time world champion. She’s pretty good at the game 151
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Makes sense, especially if they are going to try to get Early a start. Any chance Gray starts one? 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t know who he is but he can go fuck himself 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s only about a mile from the Pentagon. There’s plenty of space there. Hell, the parking lot is hundreds of acres that sit empty most of the time. 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Only ball I ever got at a big league game was one that Sanguillen tossed to me during batting practice in Atlanta around that time. Always had a soft spot for him after that. 002
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The planet may be boiling but hell is getting dangerously cold. George Will and Karl Rove endorsed Democrats this week. 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“I don’t know enough about it” will be on his tombstone, just like it will be on the tombstone of American democracy 010
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Easy to miss the period in that post, but it’s a good reminder that punctuation saves lives 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The only thing worse than being racist is being called racist, apparently 010
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I would prefer that certain humans not long endure 010
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Churches, mosques, synagogues are nonprofits - 501(c3). The property they hold is exempt from taxes. Church employees pay income taxes like employees of any nonprofit. Most pastors, imams, rabbis pay income taxes filing as self-employed (for complicated stupid reasons related to social security). 110
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Last night was 37, which tied the record held, I think, by the White Sox 110
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Let’s see how that line works. It’s the same thing Biden tried and look where it got him. 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A few years after I graduated high school, the school’s long time football coach didn’t show up to school one day. When he didn’t answer a call the principal went to his home and discovered that he had died of a heart attack. I wonder if someone could send the principal to check on Mitch McConnell. 010
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That is a worthy tradition! My beloved and I used to get a few of those and coffee and go sit on the curb to cheer on the marathon runners when we lived on the Northside decades ago. 040
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wow! What a beautiful arrangement played so beautifully! 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have lived a rich, full 66 years, but in twice that many I’d never top the lunch I got to share with Wendell Berry and Cornel West. Rest in peace, Mr. Berry. No writer has meant more to me than him. The world has lost a giant. 150
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 31/08/2026And then, for dessert, the bullpen served up cream puffs 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Definitely in the running for that, uh, “honor” 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Turns out there are plenty of alternatives to Google. This week I’m going to see how much of my digital life I can remove from a company that coddles nazis. I’ll write about it later and share the experience of an old man shouting out the virtual clouds. 010
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just loaded the Mapquest app where Lake Ontario remains. 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m glad I was busy with family today and didn’t suffer through that blown save. What an ugly bullpen 010
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 30/08/2026There’s already a lovely public course there that is used by all kinds of people in DC. He wants some stupid expansion that’s going to mess up a great running and biking route. 000
David Ensign @davidensign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I mean, we’ve all been there. Oops, I just accidentally spent $10 million on ice cream when I meant to fund school lunches. It happens … 000