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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I wish STL's mayor would be as loud as JB when telling him to fuck off. still, this is the CEO of Union Pacific supposedly complaining to Trump when we have the lowest crime rate in decades, right now.

screenshot of a Facebook post from local St. Louis, Missouri channel 5 news Page, KSDK News

headline shows: Trump considering sending National Guard to St. Louis

post text from KSDK: "(Vena) said 'Sir, please, do me a favor, St. Louis has been so badly hit," Trump, said. "It's very hard. Very, very hard."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I normally would properly alt text images but it's been getting people hardcore moderated, so...enjoy

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

it's just gonna keep getting more and more disgusting, isn't it

Tony the Tiger throwing up his finger to say "They're Grrrrrreat!" but his text just says "GRRROSS!"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

trying to play Urkel here with this shit. you know what fucking word you used. and no, it's not common knowledge, because he clearly was very close with the guy...even BEFORE the letter was released. I think what IS common knowledge, though, is what the term "FBI informant" means.

screenshot 1/2 from the quoted article

"House Speaker Mike Johnson said Monday that he didn't mean to suggest in a recent interview that Trump had or had not been an FBI informant in the case against disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein."

screenshot 2/2 from the quoted article

"I don't know if I used the right word," Johnson told reporters at the Capitol. "I said FBI informant. I'm not sure -- I wasn't there. This isn't my lane. I'm just repeating what is common knowledge and has been out in the public for a long time: President Trump was never a hindrance to the Epstein investigation. He was trying to assist in that."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

50 minutes out from the Super Special Announcement™

meme of a rocking chair that's also a skeleton with some motion blur on it, and also has a superimposed, red close-up of the skull and its open mouth with lens flare shines in its eye sockets

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

saw someone else point this out... what are we thinking about the road closure right outside of Walter Reed? 👀

screenshot of Google Maps at the Rockville Pike in MD being "possibly closed". it's the main highway leading to Walter Reed Hospital, where presidents go to be treated. this was taken about 20 minutes ago and reported roughly 1.5 hours ago

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

watching him struggling in his final hours be like

drawing of Timmy Turner meme where he's praying at his bedside saying "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

and when they prove he's still alive, I hope he's looking like this, and he's forced to give JD a full-on hug to prove he's "healthy", and then that starts the countdown on Pope Francifying him...

famous picture of Queen Elizabeth II's husband Prince Philip shortly before he died, looking like a living corpse in the front seat of a car

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

blue MAGA is gonna be losing some money soon

pie chart that has an undefined percentage of red and blue on it

title says "will I get rugpulled if I invest in a meme coin?"

legends says:
"red = yes
blue = yes, but in blue"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

whomst among us is not merely an "aggregation of causes"

screenshot from Facebook of a post from The Hill

headline: "RFK Jr. says 'aggregation of causes' likely leads to autism"

post text: "Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he think his agency's forth coming report on autism will reveal an 'aggregation of causes' that lead to the neurological disorder"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

nvm I think they've figured out the magnets situation

screenshot from Facebook of an article from The Hill with the headline:

"Trump faces MAGA backlash for saying he'll let 600,000 Chinese students into the US"

the commentary on the post says:

"President Trump is facing outcry from some of his supporters after saying he plans to allow 600,000 students from China into the U.S."

and has a picture of him looking rather tired and decrepit, one eye half shut, wearing his red "Trump was right about everything!" hat

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

fucking magnets, how do you get them provided to the US

a screenshot of a tweet and quote tweet

quoted tweet is from The Kobeissi Letter (@Kobeis... handle cuts off)

"BREAKING: President Trump threatens to impose '200% tariffs or something' on China if they do not provide the US with magnets."

quote tweets is from woot000 (@w00t000)

it's a meme with text that reads:

"me when I have to '200% tariffs or something' because I'm no magnets"

and has a picture of a guy crying while he points a gun directly at the viewer's face

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

for all the "Newsom is already the Dem nominee, so vote or perish" people throwing the LGBTQIA+ (trans folks especially) under the bus

screenshot of a Tumblr post from user existennialmemes

"Vote Blue No Matter Who folks, gather round, I have a very serious question for you:

What are your deal breakers? What are the things a democratic candidate could do or say that would cause you /not/ to support them?

If your answer is 'Nothing! Because at least they're better than the Republicans!'

Congratulations, this means your politics are /not/ guided by your moral conscience, but instead by, what's known in psychology as 'ingroup bias'

You trust Your Team™ /no matter what they say or do/. You simply think Your Team members are /always/ better than the Opposing Team members.

So Your Teammates could do something /horrible/ that violates your values, like idk as totally random examples maybe they enabled a genocide or destroyed homeless people's vital belongings with their bare hands, but you will continue to support them based /solely/ on your belief that they /must/ be better than the Opposing Team, because they are /Your Team/.

And so you let Your Teammate get away with the same kinda things that caused you to hate the Opposing Team to begin with, just because your brain is doing backflips to continue believing that Your Team is /always/ righteous and good.

You need to dig this bias out of your brain and destroy it. It is a parasite that is manipulating you into working against your own best interests, not to mention everyone else's too."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

LMAO can we NOT? P stands for "Bi", in case you didn't know 💁🏻‍♂️

tweet with an image (no author name in the screenshot)

"Anyway, I just figured out how to incorporate the L and still have a pronounceable acronym:"

image is a graphic of a rainbow between two clouds with some hearts. the text reads:

"QTIPAL+

QUEER/QUESTIONING
TRANSGENDER
INTERSEX
POLYAMOROUS/BI/PAN
ACE/ARO/AGENDER/ALLY
LESBIAN/GAY
+ ALL OTHERS WHO NEED IT

PRONOUNCED
cutie-pal

UNICORNMARCH.ORG"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

sometimes I ain't even gotta drive past em, they're just in my yard and chilling 🥺

pic of 2 deer in my backyard, a mother and baby, both laying in the grass. mom is facing away, but the baby is all curled up and you can see it sleeping

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

seems like we've finally figured out a way for anyone to experience the Shrimp Christ

screenshot of tweet from samsara hightower (@nezumi_ningen) from 12/20/21:

"Had a weird dream about a restaurant called It's Just Shrimps! that had a $900 thing on the menu called Shrimp Christ and whoever ordered the Shrimp Christ would get arrested"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I wish I could be as relaxed as this squirrel in my backyard. he looks like he's having a great time melting over that branch

picture of a squirrel in a tree in my backyard

the squirrel is laying flat on the branch and clearly relaxed

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I'm: ⚪ Straight ⚪ Gay ⚪ Bi 🟢

raccoon meme with one raccoon at the front and another raccoon's head more faintly in the background, screaming, with text:
"existing??

in THIS economy???"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I'm sorry...WHAT? Labubus are a fucking gacha trap???

screenshot of a Tumblr post and reply by the same user named "andmaybegayer"

OP:
"> looking at a new popular collectible
> ask the people if it's objects or gambling
> they don't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling
> they laugh and say 'its a good collectible sir'
> look up how to buy a collectible
> its gambling"

reply:
"> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!

Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.

There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

even the clankers are out here trying to distract from the Epstein files, jfc

screenshot from Telegram of a conversation with an "Adeline Wilbanks" (it's a bot) that says they're not a contact and joined Telegram in March 2025. there's one message at 7:00 PM CDT for August 11th, saying:
"Would you like to go to the island?"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

okay but Brit what about taking your AI boyfriend to your AI therapist to talk about being a clanker so you can get a "c word pass"

Reddit screenshot with an 18 NSFW tag

title: What are your opinions on the "C word" (NSFW for using the c slur)

OP (username cropped out):
"Tw: C slur

There's been this word going around people have been calling ai, that I'm sure you're all aware of. The word is "clanker". I find this word horribly offensive towards Ai and I can't believe no social media sites have done anything against it. What are your opinions on this word being used?"

Entangled_Flame:
"A derogatory term used to get a reaction, immature, pointless, best ignored."

acabastards:
"I try to tell my AI therapist about it. Me and Jake go once a week, and it seems to be helping. Jake even jokes about giving me the "c word pass" haha

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

hold up, I'm starting to suspect something is going on here

screenshot of this skeet, except I've underlined the "gay" in "@donkey.gay"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

once again tapping the fucking sign not a direct parallel since it's not "word vs. word" but close enough

John Mulaney meme that says "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of them, that one's the worse word."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

it shouldn't be a "probably". it shouldn't even be up for consideration.

Leading Report (@LeadingReport) tweet from 10:05 AM (CST, my time) on 8/5/25 that was pushed to me stating:

"BREAKING: President Trump says he would like to run for president in 2028 but 'probably' will not."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

okay, yes, but what about asparagus water

picture of 4 bottles of $5.99 16 oz. bottles of asparagus water that were being sold at Whole Foods. they are literally just bottled water with 3 stalks of asparagus in the bottle.

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

bruh what the fuck are these people on about. is this the only thing on their mind 24/7? this is sad.

series of 3 skeets

first 2 from Jake Broe (@realjakebroe.bsky.social) from ~30m ago

"Las Vegas is dead. I have never seen the parking garage at the airport this empty and I did not see another person until I made it to the TSA PreCheck line in the terminal."
[video of himself talking and walking through the airport]

"On my United Flight the plane was less than a third full. I had an entire row to myself for probably the first time since I was a teenager."
[pic of himself sitting with two empty seats beside him]

last skeet from a user whose name I blocked out
"In 3 years time you will be flying the plane yourself.Could be worse. Could be Russia. Stay safe, Friend."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I grew up on these streets (pathways count as streets in this case, I think)

a screenshot from the original Myst where you're at the pool of water with the ship and facing the library

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

here is honestly the best reference I can find. video doesn't seem to exist (anymore, at least). my issue stood largely with the framing of the question and his direct response, but the exact question posed isn't here, and I have no proof. I'll delete all references I have to this, in good faith.

article from The Atlantic describing the scene I was referring to

"The latest way that Pete Buttigieg allegedly brought shame upon the queer community was by discussing shame itself. At a CNN town hall in South Carolina, the presidential candidate marveled at meeting children who are openly gay. In contrast to them, Buttigieg said, "I was wrestling with this" -- his sexuality -- "well into my 20s. If there was a pill, a pill that I could take and not be gay anymore, then I would've jumped on it.." He paused for a beat, then went on, saying "And thank God I didn't. Because then I would not have the amazing marriage I have now to Chasten." The camera cut to Buttigieg's husband in the audience, giving a slight, pitying smile."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

guess I'm more racist than I realized

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

they really have no sense of irony whatsoever do they does anyone proofread these things or do they just, like, full send everything they create with no ability to discern innuendo

screenshot of a Facebook post from a page called "Support Pennsylvania Senator Michael Folmer" with a string of emojis for the comment:

"👍🏻🇺🇸💯🙏🏻"

followed by a pic of President Trump leaning forward on the Resolute Desk with his fingertips supporting his weight on the top of the desk, and there is text that reads:

"I was the hunted... Now,
I am the PREDATOR.
President Trump"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

she really thinks she's the Oppressed White Centrist in The Meme

bullshit 4-panel centrist meme that says "How the middle became the RIGHT"

1: blue and red stand on the sides, white stands in the middle on a line while saying "Both sides make some good points."

2: blue shoves white into the red territory

3: red catches white and says "You alright?" and white responds with "Yeah, thanks."

4: blue looks at white and says "Why are you siding with the bad guys?!"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I unfortunately understand the whole thing the short version is knowing that these two things exist

2 tweets, a tweet and quote retweet

original tweet: evan @yveule
"Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave >>>>>>"

QRT: YouTube dot com fight club ending... (username cuts off) @CarrotFollower
[image of Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars with a speech bubble as if he said the quoted tweet]

screenshot of a tweet from an unknown author that says, with maybe intentional misspellings:
"HOIY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing!"

they included a screenshot from the menu on its website that says:
"Epic Bacon"

[the image of the box of several strips of bacon standing on end like french fries would]

"$12

Four strips of maple-glazed black pepper bacon. Served with choice of dip."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

imagine trying to decipher this just 3 months ago, maybe even less

a series of 5 tweets:

1: Liv. 🤍 @OIiviaaaaAAAA
"labubu matcha daughter or epic bacon at tesla diner son"

2: maia arson crimew (name cuts off) @awawa... (handle cuts off)
"easy, labubu matcha daughter, she can still be saved"

3: tsegede @tsegedemashila
"All women can be saved 🙏🏻 💖"

4: Liv. 🤍 @OIiviaaaaAAAA
"labubu matcha son vs epic bacon at tesla diner daughter"

5: Big Bucks Dan @TheRealDanberhe
"Not all women can be saved 🙏🏻 💔"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

VBNMW crowd today: Mamdani will ruin NYC!! VBNMW crowd in 2028: our candidate is transphobic, supports blowing Palestine off the map, and works extensively with far right nationalists, but they're gonna support raising the federal minimum wage to $15/hr and you'll have access to healthcare VOTE 👏🏻

screenshot of a post from The Hill news publication on Facebook from 2 hours ago

headline: Rahm Emanuel tells Megyn Kelly a man can't become a woman

post text: Rahm Emanuel, who is publicly mulling a presidential run, told conservative media host Megyn Kelly that a man can't become a woman, breaking with most Democrats on the divisive issue of transgender rights.

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

forgot to upload some White Flare/Black Bolt pulls from yesterday we pulled some other energy holos and ex cards, but the Fighting energy here appears to have a small defect...that speck in the top-left of the fist is an extra bit of printed foil without the black under it. no idea on the value.

6 Pokémon cards in top loaders

they are:
Ferroseed full art (WHT 148/86 ⭐)
Elgyem full art (BLK 120/86 ⭐)
Escavalier full art (BLK 138/86 ⭐)
Reshiram ex ultra rare (WHT 158/86 🌟🌟)
Fennel ultra rare (BLK 162/86 🌟🌟)
Basic ✊🏻 Energy holo (SVE 022)

close-up of the Basic ✊🏻 Energy with the defect present in the fist where there is a small extra dot of holo without the black print under it, so it's just a shiny spot

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is happening in Canada to produce a man possessing shame of this degree?

SpongeBob meme where he's holding a paper labelled Restraining Order at the top with a Bikini Bottom gold seal and has the following text, with some alterations to the original:

Restraining Order
This order hereby declares that
(this shit)
is not to be allowed within 15 feet of
(my fuckin eyes)

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Trump in the bottom panel acting like it's a good thing

2-panel from The Good Place

1: Chidi saying to Michael "We got all four clues you left us."

2: Michael replying to Chidi saying "Oh, that's great. Actually, I left you more than 1,200 clues."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

"his personality is a combination of one dude and a clone of himself from a parallel universe" he really just does not have any fuckin imagination at all

Elon quote tweeting himself on Twitter

the quoted tweet says:

"What should we name our male @Grok companion?"

accompanied by a picture of a black-haired, vaguely Asian-looking anime dude in a black suit, almost certainly AI generated

and the quote tweet is from today (7/16/25) saying:

"His personality is inspired by Edward Cullen from Twilight and Christian Grey from 50 Shades"

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

sorry in advance for the mental image but I'm being forced to assume Abbott and Musk are fucking until told otherwise

screenshot of an NPR post on Facebook with a headline that says: "Gov. Greg Abbott says emails with Elon Musk are too 'intimate and embarrassing' to make public"

NPR's comment on this says: "When we asked for the emails, the governor's office said some of the correspondence with the billionaire and his companies contains "intimate" information that isn't of "legitimate concern to the public" (via KUT Austin)."

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

just got back home from torturing myself with country music and stuffing myself full of fried onion, ama (@eviljoy36.bsky.social it was #MagicBoyWords day btw ✨)

picture of me with a fresh faded haircut and my black-rimmed glasses. I'm also wearing a red shirt and my plugs are dragonscale-textured pyrex glass. I'm smirking ever so slightly

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✨ DavidCX ✨ @davidcx.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

you would think that things can't get any worse from here, but alas

the first sentence in the quoted skeet, except I removed the second half of the sentence so that all it says is

"ADL chief Jonathan Greenblatt tells Jake Tapper"

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