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David Constable

@davidconstable.bsky.social
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bit of a pointless competition from @lner.co.uk - prize has to be taken before the closing date.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Yard Theatre 2.0 is a splendid upgrade of an old friend. Great to be at the first performance in this new space. And I already have a favourite seat!
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Which came first?
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
As December is almost done, it's time to look back at another busy year of theatre trips and compile my annual list. There has been a plethora of great shows making it difficult to pick, but sadly the bottom end of my list has grown longer.
Best & Worst Theatre seen in 2025
(listed in no particular order)

Best 10:
•	Blood Wedding - Omnibus Theatre
•	Burnt Toast - Battersea Arts Centre
•	Daniel's Husband - Marylebone Theatre
•	Kenrex - Southwark Playhouse Borough
•	Kyoto - @sohoplace
•	Reunion - Kiln Theatre
•	Showmanism - Hampstead Theatre
•	Tarantula - Arcola Theatre
•	The Meat Kings! (Inc.) of Brooklyn Heights - Park Theatre
•	The Sociable Plover - Old Red Lion Theatre

Highly Commended:
•	Christmas Day - Almeida Theatre
•	Inter Alia - National Theatre
•	Lifers - Southwark Playhouse Borough
•	Little Brother - Soho Theatre
•	Pitchfork Disney - King's Head Theatre
•	Punch - Young Vic
•	Second Best - Riverside Studios
•	Shucked - Regent's Park Open Air Theatre
•	The Ministry of Lesbian Affairs - Kiln Theatre
•	Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England - Underbelly Boulevard

Worst 10:
•	A Role To Die For – Marylebone Theatre
•	Apex Predator - Hampstead Theatre
•	Da Vinci's Laundry - Riverside Studios
•	Dracapella - Park Theatre
•	East Is South - Hampstead Theatre
•	Noughts & Crosses - Regent's Park Open Air Theatre
•	Romans - Almeida Theatre
•	Storehouse - Storehouse Deptford
•	The Brightening Air - Old Vic
•	The Daughter Of Time - Charing Cross Theatre
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Banksy's ghost continues to haunt the rear of the Royal Courts of Justice.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Surprised to hear that the Barbican Theatre screwed up so badly. When the last test happened a couple of years ago I was in the same venue and the lead actor appeared before the show to clearly ask everyone to switch off all phones, leading to no interruptions. www.thestage.co.uk/opinion/emer...
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Signs it is almost the end of August - a large rack of mince pies in Xmas packaging at my local Sainsburys.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The ONLY access to this 900m long development (386 residential units, 246 student rooms and 243 hotel rooms) is via the narrow concrete ramp in front of West Hendon Station. At one point the pavement width is less than 1m and cannot be widened.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Also, the ONLY access to the development (comprising 386 residential units, 246 student rooms and 243 hotel rooms) is via a narrow concrete ramp in front of West Hendon Station. At one point the pavement is less than 1m wide and cannot be widened.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This proposed development in Hendon is horrific. A strip of land 900m long by 18-26m wide, sandwiched between the M1 and a major railway line to be filled with 6 linked towers rising to 29 storeys above a multilevel podium. publicaccess.barnet.gov.uk/online-appli...
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Treading a fine line between hilariously weird & downright creepy, Burnt Toast at Battersea Arts Centre is an extraordinarily memorable show.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It's Easter, and Santa's beard is still next to the southbound track at New Barnet Station.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A lovely warm, bright, sunny day... but Highbury & Islington station thinks otherwise!
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
According to my local branch of Sainsbury's, pies, lasagne, paella, and toad in the hole are 'Asian cuisine'
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It's moved!
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
First Capital Connect ceased operating services over 10 years ago, but nobody has updated the signs at Highbury & Islington.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Santa's beard enjoying the sun at New Barnet Station today.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Love a theatre content advice sign and am intrigued to discover whether the single depiction of vomiting will be linked to the consumption of cooked chicken in the second act...
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I have read many Design & Access statements over the years, but claiming that a 25 storey tower is necessary to "celebrate" an open space & nature reserve and makes it "far more accessible and visible", really takes the biscuit.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Planning application for redevelopment of the Great North Leisure Park (Finchley Lido / Vue Cinema / Hollywood Bowl / Restaurants site) has been submitted. 1502 flats in multiple blocks between 8 and 25 storeys. publicaccess.barnet.gov.uk/online-appli...
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A month later and Santa's beard is still in situ at New Barnet Station.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I know buses in Barnet can be relied on to be slow & late, but a "Crossrail Replacement"?!!
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
As another December ends it is time to trawl though the vast number of shows seen and draw up my annual list. In no particular order, here is my selection of the best (and worst) theatre I saw in 2024.
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Every time I see one of these stores I think Soylent Greene and don't want to investigate further...
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David Constable @davidconstable.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
How long will Santa's beard remain at New Barnet Station? It's been there since Tuesday.
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