David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 20/04/2026The biggest mastodon instance is getting hit with DDoS this morning, but as a fedi user, you would hardly notice. There are still plenty of posts from this instance federating around during the downtime and the feed is running fairly normal. Yes, it’s insufferable but also resilient AF. 051
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 25/03/2026Mike Flynn took the Fifth in relation to his role in the Cambridge Analytica scandal as investigated by the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and now taxpayers will be fleeced to enrich him for having been necessarily investigated. 386
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 21/03/2026architects need goldberger’s praise so bad bc he really knows how to cut em www.nytimes.com/2026/03/21/u... 061
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 09/03/2026That’s $90,000 per Tahoe before the ICE wrap. A base Tahoe MSRP is $63,495. The top trim High Country model with every option including Magnetic Ride Control is $86,495. Taxpayers enriched a campaign donor for about $650,000 of fleecing for ICE wrapped vehicles that will never be used. 11413
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 06/03/2026this is no different than watching the digits count up on the gas pump (which is only gonna go up after the Iran holy war we are so screwed) 041
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 27/02/2026Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed. 040
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 21/02/2026I Heard You Like Snow How About Some Snow With Your Snow 010
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 13/02/2026Yale Student Paper on Gelertner’s epsteining and how his class “The User Interface” is going. Come transfer to Parsons y’all yaledailynews.com/articles/gel... 1122
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 09/02/2026There’s a surplus of reasons to delete TikTok. Always has. Always will. But don’t spread the latest privacy policy panic because it’s kinda misinformation. techcrunch.com/2026/01/23/t... 030
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 09/02/2026Settings > Apple Intelligence & Siri > Talk & Type to Siri > Press side button for Siri > OFF 110
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 06/02/2026ICYMI Updated version #GiftLink www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u... 231
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 03/02/2026the mercers on epstein client lists; they bankrolled bannon, milo, gamergate, breitbart, cambridge analytica… www.justice.gov/epstein/file... 517691
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 02/02/2026oh man the new school i know so well www.justice.gov/epstein/file... 110
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 02/02/2026Epstein would (presumably) cover victims’ continuing ed classes at The New School, for example. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... 192
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 31/01/2026Folks, go into your vehicles’ settings deep in the menus. You can usually customize what triggers the auto-unlock. 111
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 30/01/2026“The Presidency became the aim of each ambitious politician: to attain it, he had not only to adapt his principles to circumstances, but to obligate himself to every associate who might further his purposes; and, on attaining it,… 110
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 30/01/2026When Congress failed to remove Andrew Johnson, some Americans became presidential abolitionists. It’s not an original idea. catalog.archives.gov/id/25466022 160
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 29/01/2026TIL that I’m depicted in this French-language graphic novel «HYPERSURVEILLANCE: ENQUÊTE SUR LES NOUVEAUX OUTILS DE CONTRÔLE» by Julie Schiebling and Rémi Torregrossa 151
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 26/01/2026When you know your agency is up for abolition. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u... 184
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 11/12/2025Me: they gonna bothsides serif vs sans serif aren’t they Them: But of course, monsieur! 020
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 11/12/2025The only known trustworthy holiday robot toy runs on 8-track tapes 120
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 10/12/2025I think about this Norman Jaffe (1932-1993) interview a lot. 031
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 10/12/2025Tim, I regret to inform you that all the waffles get flushed 010
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 07/11/2025They should just chisel their texts into stone tablets. That would be easier. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u... 033
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 16/10/2025Miller would mass exterminate 2/3rds of the country if he could. 3000 deportations per day is his workaround. 022
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 15/10/2025Tila Tequila, ten years ago at the OG MAGA3X Trump Inauguration parties, canary meet coal mine 251
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 09/10/2025The Library of Congress record for antifa dot org captured June 2020 webarchive-beta.loc.gov/playback-ser... 512040
David Carroll @davidcarroll.org · 06/10/2025POV: You’re a Mastodon server admin and some folks just haven’t seen The Blues Brothers. 040