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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 24/09/2026
Incredible stuff happening in the Nate Silver midterm forecast. The Kansas #kssen US Senate election is more competitive than Maine #mesen. And Alaska #aksen is the tightest US Senate race in the country. It really feels like a realignment is happening.
screenshot of "The most competitive Senate races" chart from the Silver Bulletin forecast model. In order from most to least competitive: Alaska, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Ohio, Texas, Nebraska, Michigan, Florida, South Carolina, Minnesota, New Hampshire, and the following remaining states are out of the 10th/90th percentile margins of victory: North Carolina, Georgia, and Louisiana
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 27/08/2026
That scene with the illuminated groin from the Tucker Carlson documentary
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 20/08/2026
this one i came across a few months ago is fine
an "Accessible Message Only" beg button that has been modified to say "Inspiring Message Only". It's connected to a pair of over-ear wired headphones which are hung on a hook that is painted the same yellow color as the beg button's enclosure. In the background is a crosswalk across an intersection in San Francisco.
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 06/08/2026
awwww little at the widdle bowddle of bud
a really short stubby budweiser glass bottle. one so short and stubby that it just told a red stripe bottle to "hold my beer".
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 31/07/2026
The Big Short scene

“I don’t get it. Why are they confessing?”
“They’re not confessing” “They’re bragging”
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 27/07/2026
this is hardly the most problematic thing about Mark Sanford #SCSen, but his own campaign website heavily implies that he would consider himself fortunate to survive a full 6 year Senate term due to his age! “…in 6.5 years. Mark is 66 and hopes he will still be around…” www.marksanford.com/issues
A screenshot from the linked webpage with this text highlighted: "Take for instance Medicare. The trust fund here has one more year than Social Security, and this is hardly a consolation prize as it therefore goes bankrupt in 6.5 years. Mark is 66 and hopes he will still be around, but unfortunately this means it will affect him – as it will so many others."
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 02/06/2026
this propane tank has more thermal energy than that entire facility
diagram of a 420lb propane tank with a person next to it for scale
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 29/05/2026
Well, it’s not the *worst*-looking Tesla…
A Tesla cybercab prototype crossing an intersection. It is illegally missing a front license plate. The back of the cybercab driving away with a MFR license plate
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 15/03/2026
good news, you can use Google+ to log in to the @sfgov.sf.gov Assessor Recorder's portal
screenshot of a login form, with the following items from top to bottom:

Seal of the City and County of San Francisco

Username field

Password field

"Log in" button

"Forgot your password?" and "Not a member?" links

"Or log in using: [Facebook logo] [Google+ logo]"
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 04/03/2026
fascinating question near the end of a CA-11 poll (i'm pretty sure it's a Saikat internal)
Screenshot of the web-based poll

Question: Would you say this survey was written by Researchers, Republicans, or Democrats?

Responses:
Republicans
Researchers
Democrats
Not sure
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 04/02/2026
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social fyi -- the privacy policy on your website is empty right now perfectunion.us/privacy-poli...
screenshot of https://perfectunion.us/privacy-policy/ -- showing an empty page aside from header and footer navigation elements
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 07/01/2026
oh also this www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comme...
Ad_Homonym_
8y ago
As probably the most prominent centerist-to-liberal Mormon in the world, what should the Mormon church's response to the Trump administration be?
 
WatsonsBitch
OP
8y ago
The same as everyone else's: help register millions of people to vote for someone else.

I'm not particularly centrist, but I am probably the world's most prominent Trotskyite Mormon. All wealth should be stripped from the hands of the capital class--except game show winners, who got theirs fair and square.
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 23/11/2025
Man holding the nipple of a giant red water balloon
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 22/11/2025
Yr open POLLS awaiting my VOTES
Pokémon go to the polls Hillary
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 12/11/2025
lolsob
¿ Reposted by Margaret Sullivan
James Fallows o @jfallows.bsky.social • 1h
Stop me if you've heard this before:
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
@ Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datad... • 3h
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY
Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 12/11/2025
inner sunset
Northern lights (occluded by clouds)
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 07/11/2025
Yesterday, Berkshire Hathaway made an unusual press release drawing attention to the proliferation of AI-generated Warren Buffett content. They mentioned a specific YouTube account. As of today, the YouTube account mentioned here is still up and still full of fake Warren Buffett videos...
BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC.
IT’S NOT ME
November 6, 2025
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Omaha, NE (BRK.A; BRK.B) –
It has come to the attention of Warren Buffett that there are several videos posted on
YouTube that include alleged comments of Mr. Buffett by images or AI created
images impersonating Mr. Buffett. Generally, such video images of Mr. Buffett may
appear to look like him but the sound of the impersonator speaking in a very flat
monotone voice is clearly not the voice of Mr. Buffett. A link to one such video
appearing on YouTube follows: https://www.youtube.com/@WW2Echoessss. Mr.
Buffett is concerned that these types of fraudulent videos are becoming a spreading
virus. Individuals who are less familiar with Mr. Buffett may believe these videos
are real and be misled by the contents of these videos.
Mr. Buffett has rarely commented publicly since Berkshire’s shareholder’s meeting
last May. On Monday, November 10th, Berkshire will be issuing a press release which
will contain a message from Mr. Buffett regarding philanthropy, Berkshire and other
matters that Berkshire shareholders and others may find to be of interest. The press
release will be posted on Berkshire’s website.
— END —
Contact
Marc D. Hamburg
402-346-1400
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 04/11/2025
RIP
CNN's premature obituary for Dick Cheney

"I've had a fairly successful career in the public
and private sectors... I am unusually blessed."
-- Dick Cheney after a health checkup in November 2000

Dick Cheney | 1941~2001
Loyal point man for two Bush presidencies U.S. Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney brought such a wealth of experience and credentials to his job that some of the administration's detractors implied that he was the real power behind the throne of the
George W. Bush presidency. > FULL STORY

BIOGRAPHY
* Childhood and marriage
* Life as Quean Consort
• UK's favorite grandmother

FEATURES
• Overview
• Of marriage and divorce
• Her world at war
• A love of racing

RESOURCES
• News search
• Timeline
• Eamily tree
• Message boards
• Related Sites
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 14/10/2025
is there a single medium-to-large sized US passenger airport that is showing this video? i haven't come across any news articles that have identified a single airport that *is* showing the video
screenshot of google news search results identifying many medium to large airports not showing the taxpayer-funded highly partisan Kristi Noem video blaming Democrats for the government shutdown
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 26/09/2025
feels like shit, just want her back
The Caltrain jitney from like 10 years ago
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 18/09/2025
There was an email!
YOUR DISNEY+
SUBSCRIPTION HAS BEEN CANCELED
We're sorry to see you go. Your access to Disney+ will end on December 06, 2025, but you can restart your subscription at any time.
Please note, if you have an existing subscription to the bundle, that subscription will remain active and needs to be managed separately.
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 04/09/2025
very tempted to select “disk quarterly” FasTrak statement delivery just to see if it still works
STATEMENT DELIVERY

Selected: Email Monthly (Free)
Mail Quarterly (Free)
Mail Monthly ($1 Fee)
Mail Bi-Monthly ($1 Fee)
Disk Quarterly ($7 Fee)
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 06/07/2025
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zenob...
Receipt for 100Receipt for 100
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 27/06/2025
Historically anal, you say?
Cal Cunningham
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 20/05/2025
Back in my day, THIS was a heat index supplement!
Infamous USA Today “excessive heat can take a toll” infographic, which shows a phallic thermometer scale being pumped by an orgasming sun
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 14/05/2025
the onion Gillette CEO
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 06/05/2025
an American Airlines airport touchscreen kiosk, asking the customer "Are you a terrorist? [Yes] [No]" in a large blue sans-serif font with little Yes/No buttons under it
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 06/05/2025
not sure if this is info you publicly share, but there is a gmail address at the bottom of this in the upsell at the bottom of this, presumably from the URL query parameters
redacted screenshot of the Substack upsell for paid subscribers showing a gmail address
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 29/04/2025
Wordle 1,410 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (Pic contains spoiler. As does my grid, arguably.)
The rolling green hills of bliss.bmp, the default Windows XP wallpaper. They are shaped the same way as my Wordle grid.
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 09/04/2025
Then-Sen-elect Doug Jones and his wife Louise waving amidst falling red white and blue confetti at a victory party
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 08/04/2025
a cereal box of "Oops! All Receptacles!" with a bowl filled with electrical outlets garnished with blueberries as a "serving suggestion"
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 03/04/2025
is it too early to start planning an elaborate group halloween costume?
the tariff equation
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 24/03/2025
Mt Sutro is criminally underrated
A view from a trail alongside a steep drop off filled with green plants with a foggy city in the background. In the lower right corner is a very happy black Taiwan Dog looking at her guardian holding a taut leash, begging him to cease stopping for photos so she can get back to walking and sniffing things.
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 21/03/2025
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
photograph of a cat wearing a blue business jacket reading a newspaper with a cup of tea. Above is the meme caption "I should build a boat", with the word "build" clearly overlaying the word "buy" from the classic original meme "I should buy a boat".
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 28/02/2025
i'm gonna have to rip them a new one
screenshot of NYT Spelling Bee grid, with "ORIFICIAL" typed above it and the "Not in word list" message above that
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 28/01/2025
me talking to the ICE agent who shows up at the door
colin robinson, the energy vampire from What We Do In The Shadows (played by Mark Proksch. character is a bald middle-aged white man wearing glasses, a button up shirt, tie, and beige sweater, reclining in an office chair at a desk looking at the camera with his hands gesticulating)
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 23/01/2025
“Deborah, an Inner Sunset resident [...] was one of several people who declined to give their last names for fear of conflict with neighbors." (...) "David Bloom, a software engineer who recently moved to the neighborhood, didn’t understand the fuss." sfstandard.com/2025/01/23/k...
Ralph in Danger simpsons meme (Ralph Wiggum sitting on school bus with caption “(chuckles) I’m in danger”)
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 29/12/2024
I’ll take “Do not flu shit” for $600, Alex
The underside of a commercial passenger aircraft toilet lid. There is a label that says “Trash it do not flush it” accompanying a “no” symbol overlaid over various waste (cups, pads, bottles etc) being dumped into a toilet. The text “do not flush it” has large letter spacing, almost as wide as the spaces between the words, making it ambiguous whether it actually says “flush it” or “flu shit”.
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 28/12/2024
Aren’t these all just “names of cities in Pennsylvania”?
Screenshot of an unsolved NYT Games Connections board

The items on the board are:

Minefield
Habit
Itsy
Hornets' Nest
Pandora's Box
Hershey
Piece Of Cake
Aegis
Histamine
Sure Thing
Apple Of Discord
Tires
Easy
Golden Fleece
Can
No Sweat
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 22/12/2024
wow even Toto Washlet is doing AI now
Photo of a Toto washlet remote control showing various bidet hieroglyphs, including one of a bidet wand with ✨ next to it (presumably for self cleaning)
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 05/12/2024
why does this look like a photograph of a screen? if you're looking for the assassin of a fortune 100 ceo aren't you at least going to figure out how to take a screenshot properly?
the NYPD handout of the assassin smiling at someone behind a counter, showing a clear moire effect indicative of it being a photograph of an LCD screen
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 12/11/2024
bye bye
screenshot of X settings page saying "Your account is deactivated", "Sorry to see you go. #GoodBye"
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 16/09/2024
bigger is better right (also I love you Bluesky devs but this should have alt text by default!)
Celebrating 10M users 🎉
#1,567,473
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 23/07/2024
i think the AP made a data entry error and typed the NY delegation's support into the Texas row of their spreadsheet... very obvious in the WaPo visualization
screenshot of wapo delegate tracker showing Texas having more Harris supporting delegates than total delegates available. The Harris supporting delegates line is exactly as long as the New York delegates *available* line.
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 22/07/2024
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Act blue receipt for 3.3k to Kamala, 165 tip to actblue
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David Bloom @davidbloom.net · 10/01/2024
i asked gpt4 and it didn't do much better! (note: second image contains a spoiler of the actual solution)
User
What is a four-letter animal that, when you reverse its letters, becomes the name of a
plant?

ChatGPT
The animal you're thinking of is "Lion." When you reverse the letters of "Lion," it becomes "Noil," which is a type of plant.
User
show me a picture of a noil plant

ChatGPT

Generated by DALL·E
Here is an imaginative depiction of a "Noil" plant, blending elements of a lion's mane with a leafy green plant.User
I asked you in a different session and you just told me over there that a ‘noil’ is not actually a plant.

ChatGPT
I apologize for the confusion. You are correct, "noil" is not actually a plant. It seems there was a misunderstanding in the previous interaction. "Noil" does not refer to a real plant or any known natural object; it's simply a reversed spelling of "lion." Thank you for pointing out the discrepancy.
User
Can you come up with a correct solution to my original question

ChatGPT
Certainly! Let's reconsider the puzzle: we need to find a four-letter animal name that, when reversed, becomes the name of a plant. A correct solution to this would be "Wolf." When you reverse "Wolf," it becomes "Flow," and there are plants known as "Flow" in the imaginative or fictional context. However, in the real world, there isn't a direct match for this puzzle with both an animal and a plant having exactly these characteristics.
User
Are you implying that deer do not exist?
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