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like if Mr. Mistoffelees was a gynecologist 📍Chicago

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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 22h
there is no hell on earth like the last 30 minutes before my consult window closes when I see there's a patient with chief complaint "pelvic pain" on the ED board and all they're waiting for is their ultrasound
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 04/07/2026
At the hospital. Please keep me in your thoughts. Nothing is wrong, I just work here.
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For reference, the two hospitals I deliver babies at have 10x and 100x the volume...
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The broader structural forces discussed certainly contribute and are worth discussing, but I'm not suprised a labor and delivery unit that delivered only 1 baby every 3 days struggled to keep the lights on
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re really just doing a tour of all the places I’ve lived huh
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like hello????
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did this commute this morning and it was kind of nice actually... might do this a few times a week actually
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm on my overnight gynecology consults rotation, so I spend a lot of time stalking the emergency room board for potential consults and WOW there are a lot of testicular injuries in the middle of the night
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Low key depressing that biking 10 miles to work is faster and more consistent than any public transportation option despite both ends being near multiple bus and train options
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yesssssss
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Years ago I tweeted that men in pro wrestling will have the most incredible body with the most disgusting hair and apparently the wrestler who inspired that post died yesterday. 😔
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm on a month of night shift so I need some Australioomfs to entertain me
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes they’re friends :)
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I promise I’m smart..: 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟨🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟨🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟨🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟦🟦🟨 🟨🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟦🟨🟦 🟨🟦🟨🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Early seasons of ER wrote a lot of great female characters and then that one
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh immunotherapy should be scared of u......
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tbh this matches with my experience. a lottttt of patients are dead set against even considering any contraception and are even resentful at the suggestion. American patients anyway, less so for the south american migrant patients who loooove a cute nexplanon moment
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
99% of EVS staff are saints but diva WHY would you decide to wax the floors of the locker room right before shift change?? And then yell at ME for asking if I can go get my keys and clothes because otherwise I'm trapped at work???
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there's a lot about medicine that Scrubs gets right, but for me it's the fact that I do in fact have a janitor nemesis
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
M***** L***
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m going to **** you
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I miss bartending so baddddd I need to sling miller high life again ASAP….
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Malort shot + miller high life + new Carly album… life is in fact worth living
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
suburbanites cannot fathom this level of advanced technology
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fun Jewish fact: a Carly Rae album release is technically one of the high holidays
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why do I always get sick at the end of my vacations? (I feel better than yesterday so clearly turning a corner on it but still)
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Leaving for work at 5am when you have a cold <<<<<<<
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I didn’t even know she was touring… egg on my face I guess
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Dozens” 😭
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm unpacking and I can't find my fucking SWITCH.... if it doesn't materialize by the end of the day I'm gonna crash out (and then buy a switch 2)
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
like 3 hours after the attacks there were already turret defense custom map games where you were protecting the twin towers form zerg al qaeda attackers 😭
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
shoutout to the other children of the DC metropolitan area who were always jealous of the attention new y*rk city got...... u are so valid ... !
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years since I got picked up early from school and got to play starcraft while my dad watched the news... really makes u think
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
why did I do this when I have less than 24h to pack my entire apartment 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟪🟩 🟦🟩🟪🟩 🟪🟪🟦🟩 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟦🟩🟩🟪 🟦🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At that point in packing where it feels like I’ve actually made negative progress
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lake forever problems for now etc etc
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At that point of a 24h call shift where it’s impossible to relax even if nothings happening because I’m scared of my pager going off
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
specifically her "album is cancelled" ig story?
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we changed rotations on Monday and I ran into him today and he said "dr. davi you abandoned me!!!" because I went to a new service. we love a drama queen
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2029 inaugural should include the destruction of the ballroom coupled with fireworks
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think my gay barber is in the pup scene anyway here’s Freddie being baby
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if you are only taking care of one patient I think it's kind of the bare minimum to know what their name is and not just call them "mama" but that's just me!!!
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oh you're sick (i'm gonna eat the squishy heart btw)
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just saw the most transgender tattoo imaginable (the monster energy drink logo but when you look closely it’s actually the letters T4T smooshed together)
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And what if I told you this is one of the more reasonable communication styles I encounter at work
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my attending this month communicates exclusively this way
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
is he actually bisexual or is that just wishful thinking
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yeah should have done meropenem through a picc (sry ur feeling bad!!!!)
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davi @davidasilva.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
me calling comed to set up my electric at my new place
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