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David Guaraglia

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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 3h
She literally phrases it like that. Such a weird group of cultists.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 17h
Chudistan, just north of Kekistan.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 19h
Trumps corruption makes Argentina's rampant corruption in the 90s look like a quaint time when people at least tried to hide their thievery.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 22h
The part that struck me was their insistence that they know the kids at the UT game "aren't assimilated" because despite being at a football game and having the same shitty fashion sense and the same goofy hand gestures as white fans, they still look Indian. Gives the game away.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 01/10/2026
100 under 100. Best list to be in.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 01/10/2026
Oh... He mad. Hooman really messed up.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 30/09/2026
Best application of Brazilian laughter I've seen in about a decade.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 28/09/2026
I can't imagine what kind of dude goes to bat for a bunch of rapists. Like... Why?
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 27/09/2026
Congratulations!
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 26/09/2026
Yes, please. Also, any AI implementation plan or design doc must be at most 5 pages long and you need to filter it through one of those 'desloppify' filters.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 24/09/2026
The heartbreaks are fewer but larger and more impactful to your bottom line. It's exactly as brutal.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 22/09/2026
Look at that screen to bezel/spesker ratio... Sexy.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 19/09/2026
Or, as in the latest Elephant Graveyard video, "whoopsie"
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 19/09/2026
This... This is really good. A deep cut, for sure, but very good.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 19/09/2026
I didn't even know what the image was about and the first thing that came to mind was a person hanging, the second one was the star on the ground, which draws your eyes up... To the white hood. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck they were trying to do, but there's no way in hell they didn't see it.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 18/09/2026
Wasn't the Tiger King doing like podcast appearances and Cameos from jail?
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 18/09/2026
The Christian God, famously the chillest guy in the Bible.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 16/09/2026
Ah, I see. Well, that's not gonna happen, so I guess I'm doomed to this life.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 16/09/2026
Tell me what's your goddamn secret!
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a scrappy musician trying to make it in the music world, so of course he couldn't refuse these demands from the evil venue owner. Haven't you seen any 80s band movies?
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 15/09/2026
"Alive"
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 14/09/2026
This is the guy who married financial wunderkind Leopold Aschenbrenner, so his statements on the importance and impact of AI may be slightly biased.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 14/09/2026
Heh, this looks like it was filmed in Argentina. Dog rescues have become very popular there. My - somewhat informed - guess is that the dog was taken to a vet, screened for diseases, fixed, and then handed over to one of the many adoption orgs. So, good things in general 😊
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 13/09/2026
Oh, wow, rare Calacanis W. Maybe the first one in a decade or so.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 10/09/2026
This is the kind of idea that is brilliant, but needs a particular set of conditions to become actually profitable. He may have hit gold. Let's hope so.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 05/09/2026
It's even more insidious than that: they want brown and black people - even those who are born American - to be terrorized. It's all about making non-whites second class citizens who are expected to respond to masked men with absolute deference or risk getting imprisoned for weeks and deported.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 05/09/2026
I've seen enough. This will win skeet of the year.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 03/09/2026
This is the kind of innovation that made Elon worth ten trillion dollars.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 01/09/2026
It's so obvious that Vance is a Dominionist - or plays one at least - pretending to be a Catholic. The one part I don't understand is *why* he pretends to be a Catholic, but my best guess is just so he could play the "see? I am more conservative than the woke Catholics" card. Truly stupid shit.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 01/09/2026
The whole "what if the villain was just a misunderstood victim" genre is so tiring. Almost as tiring as the "random period piece, _but with zombies_" gente.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 01/09/2026
If your spouse is getting more out of the pre-programmed limited responses from a videogame character than they are getting from your relationship, maybe divorce isn't the worst idea.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 31/08/2026
The reptilians are getting real lazy on their skin suit maintenance.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 31/08/2026
Two things can be true at the same time. He's a fantastic player who's had a career longer than most. He's also an unlikable douchebag who starts parading a bunch of excuses whenever he's not performing as well. Him getting emotional about losing to someone 14 years younger is kind of cringe.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 30/08/2026
What's confusing you? Don't you know that when a white Christian male has intercourse with the biggest weapon he owns that weapon becomes his legal wife and produces beautiful offspring in the form of smaller weapons? How did you think the Walter PPK came to be?
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 29/08/2026
The best part is he literally wrote that as an illegal immigrant. It goes to show that in their heads 'illegal' means non-white.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 28/08/2026
Not Milo! Oh, well...
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 27/08/2026
The only thing I appreciate about this whole debacle is that even the morons on the r/conservative subreddit are furious about it. When you lose the sheep in that sub...
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 26/08/2026
Guys like Hegseth love using the word 'kinetic'. They really get a hard-on when saying it. It's very weird.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 25/08/2026
It's not just Twitter, but Facebook too. I get suggested all kinds of no name accounts with minimal followers saying some of the most obnoxious pro-MAGA shit ever, just because a few times I made the mistake of dunking on that kind of content.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 24/08/2026
I guess I never realized she looks a bit like off-brand Taylor Swift.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 24/08/2026
To be honest, Trump is probably hoping that happens, because he has a massive chip on his shoulder about Minnesota.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 23/08/2026
I'm convinced Lang has a fetish for getting publicly humiliated.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 17/08/2026
I mean, of course it's a safe space, because they don't read.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 15/08/2026
💯 I keep my SpyderCo at hand anywhere I go while I'm in the US. In Spain right now and I've settled on a multi tool that happens to have an edge, because walking around with a knife isn't cool. Best life hack ever is switching to diamond for every day sharpening. Cheap, fast, great options.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 15/08/2026
To be fair, they are working extra hard to cut regulations so eating any kind of food is only as safe as the manufacturer deems profitable.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 15/08/2026
If you are a JavaScript developer you already *are* in hell.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 15/08/2026
True enough.
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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com · 14/08/2026
To be fair, it's also possible it's just some Bangladeshi lad looking for work. But yeah, never worth the risk.
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