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@david-the-goliath.bsky.social
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This account is a part of my past, and the past made me who I am. I am leaving it here as an archive, but the person behind it no longer exists. Слава Україні!

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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
So long and thanks for all the fish
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Oh god, is this what the doctor actually wanted when he asked for a stool sample?!
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
4 Fast 4 Furious
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2025
“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said theonion.com/feds-un...
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local protestor Andrew Wyman’s residence. “Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected […]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If I eat quietly, how will capitalism know I’m consuming?
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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
And so you see humans are destined to spin in circles for the rest of our time here
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 03/03/2025
On March 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It's March 3rd... FOUR DAYS BEFORE WE STAND UP FOR SCIENCE 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Screencap from Mean Girls. In this scene, Cady and Aaron are in math class. Aaron is turned backwards in his seat and asking Cady what day it is. She, of course, responds "It's October 3rd."
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Let me introduce you to: Walkie Talkies
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
In the age of autocorrect and spell check.... I don't understand. We all get the red squiggly line, right?
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
In hindsight, 'Operation Receding Tide' was a dead giveaway
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Their slogan? "The future of work is unpaid, and it's now." Finally, a company that understands the true value of unpaid overtime.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"The DOJ is dropping its investigations into NYC mayor Eric Adams -- Here's how this shows bipartisanship is working"
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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Hoarding is a mental illness unless the thing that you hoard is huge amounts of money, then you are considered successful
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Yeah, just a quick blip. I'm sure a quick server restart took care of it or something.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Ok, status page shows the outage. Will be interesting. I caught it before their status page updated.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I think @discord.com just went down. Anyone else having issues?
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Feels like you're projecting your own insecurities on Pluto 🤣
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I'm conducting an experiment. Does anyone know where I can get a free Luigi mansion walkthrough? This game is really difficult.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Oh look hell may actually be freezing over
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Bobby Da Fish @bobbyda.fish · 13/01/2025
I showed you my wildshape. Pls respond.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I had to see it in writing to get it
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
How does that saying go? The definition of insanity is...?
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I was thinking "Tone Deaf Leopard" but I feel like it needs tweaking
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Aleksey Shipilëv @shipilev.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Real professionals do not plug random devices into their computers. Real professionals do "curl -sL totally-trustworthy-site.com/install.sh | sudo bash" instead.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Congratulations @aoc.bsky.social on 1 million followers on Bluesky. The revolution will not be televised... but it might just be decentralized.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
They picked up Luigi #Mangione at a McDonald's... I'm not a conspiracy theorist but who else do we know that exclusively eats McDonald's...? #DenyDefendDepose #TheAdjuster #Conspiracy?
Billionaire CEO Elon Musk eating McDonald's with 34-time convicted felon, Road Kill aficionado RFK Jr, and the son of a former president with the same name who has a history of cocaine use. Speaker of the House Johnson is photo bombing.
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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This is the new live, laugh, love. #DenyDefendDepose
Deny Defend Depose signs; they were etched on the sides of the bullets used in the deauthorization of United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson; he was responsible for 70 billion dollars in profits this year, mainly amassed by using AI with a 90% error rate to auto deny insurance claims, particularly those of senior citizens and chronically ill patients. Nobody is upset by the vigilante denying his claim to life and UHC stock went up 15 points from all the hype
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
@ceoassassin.bsky.social you still good? They check there yet?
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Warm white - Silent Night vibes. Cool white - Jingle Bell Rock vibes
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not" - John Lennon
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
.... Not to try not to fuck with your mind
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I follow this account simply to find out which post rock alternative 90s and 2000s artists are here. That's all I know them for. Promise...
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Oh hey! Nice to stumble on your page here! Hope you're doing well. Say hi to Tech Boy for me too, please!
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I have never felt more seen
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Take it from me, this has the exact opposite effect.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Please tell me why
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Wouldn't it be funny if #TheAdjuster was hiding from the cops in the room they store all the untested SA kits? It's the perfect spot, because the police will never actually look there. #Deny #Defend #Depose
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just a reminder that UHC had $22B in profit in 2023, and was able to do so by denying more claims than any other insurer in the market, including life-saving cancer treatments and medicine for chronic conditions. You know, in case you were starting to feel bad about nothing in particular.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Get on my level
An attractive man playing the accordion
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I asked what it thought of my coding skills. It suggested a career in interpretive dance instead, so I guess the accuracy issues have been worked out.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I asked how I can be more efficient. It suggested I delete half my Chrome tabs for better performance.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I also told it I was proud of us and it said, 'You did 10% of the work'
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Installed an LLM on my computer. I asked it if it could solve my problems. It asked me to narrow it down.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
When your makeup line is as divisive as your immigration policies.
Donald Trump and his awful orange makeup line with an arrow pointing at it with the words "the real border crisis"
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
They inherently think that their own value comes from what they can provide, so they only see value in what others can provide them with. And since they lack imagination, they only think about basic instinctual needs. We need to call GWB; some children got left behind.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Now that I have no family left, I can eat the entire bag of family size Doritos by myself in one sitting, guilt free. It's not a serving size; it's a coping mechanism. If only the bag could give me a hug afterward.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I wish my self esteem was as strong as the knot on my panda express takeout bag. That knot doesn't even know what imposter syndrome is.
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Fire it up!
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