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David Cornelson

@david-cornelson.bsky.social
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Father of 5 Gen-Z, #bucks, #packers, #brewers, #software #architect, #domaindrivendesign, #founder, Scrabble and #poker, #interactivefiction, lives in Gold Coast #Chicago. Claude Code Engineering Harness: devarch.ai. 🌈🌈🌈 ally he/him

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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 41m
Obama proved that only works to a degree.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 1h
178,000 precincts. They don’t have the soldiers to do it. They’d need two million highly competent MAGA loyal soldiers and they have maybe 20,000.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 1h
Why do I suspect the number of women applying to Cornell will drop?
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 2h
Yes, dear.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 2h
Two of the greatest moments in any man’s life: - when a woman says, “I love you,” for the first time - when a manager say, “I trust you,” for the tenth time
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 2h
Cool thing about primaries. People vote for who they want to be president. If she’s the nominee, she has the backing from the people.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah no one laughed when I saw it. I thought it was boring.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 2h
That’s a fun airport!
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 14h
It was brilliant.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 14h
Yo @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 15h
(sigh) There’s just no evidence of Election Day tampering. It’s one thing to claim a possibility and another to prove it. This NSA guy sounds like a kook to me. I need someone to open 25,000 voting machines and show me how votes were tampered with. Until then, I don’t buy it.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 16h
I listened to the Padres audio for the 9th inning. Those guys are emotionless zombies.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 20h
Damn, and you MAGA fools wonder why everyone laughs at you. Because you let these dipshits post ignorant, pathetic bullshit like this.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 17h
She did not. There are 178,000 precincts in the United States. Even Elon Musk can’t hack thousands of disconnected voting machines. You can’t hack aggregates because those have hashes that prove the results are real. Millions of voters refuse to do research. They vote their pocketbook or stay home.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those were the filed reports. Probably double actually happened. The asshole boys KNEW it was free rein, because the school looked the other way. I’d lay odds more than a few predators picked Cornell on purpose.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Barney Stinson's Slaptastic Moment in HIMYM
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If not Will Smith, it would still have happened. Dude had been begging for it his entire career.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ahem…
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Ashton Kutcher as Colt Bennet: Been There
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah Kenneth Starr, Dennis Hastert, Tom Delay, and a cascade of assholes over the last 30 years. It took a rapist bigot to merge with the racist oligarchs to tear it all down.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Statcast and AI are both wrong. People in left field swear it was heading foul.
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Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I prefer getting on your good nerves.😉
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woke up feeling like Sinistar.
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I hunger
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Harlow’s Musings @harlowsmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DISTRICT ATTORNEY Matthew Van Houten — Tompkins County District Attorney.
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Harlow’s Musings @harlowsmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matthew Keebler Matthew Meakem Matthew Pilc Miles Bramwit Nate Meakem Nicolas Gonzalez. CORNELL UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATORS Michael I. Kotlikoff — Cornell University President Kavita Bala — Cornell University Provost Marla Love — Dean of Students Rachel Dunifon — Dean of the College of Human Ecology.
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Harlow’s Musings @harlowsmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Winston Lee AJ Nambier Scott Norris Chin Okasi Gabriel Pasnicuic Gillio Lopes Aaron Seth Ryan Shim Milo Skolnick Sean Su Lucas Suero Johnathan Newell Jack Tapper Blake Haberstock Brett Kaufman Diego Sarabia Henry Friedburg Will Anderson Jason Chung John Kowalcyk Lucas Maley Matthew Calarco ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Harlow’s Musings @harlowsmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evan Beyers Johnny Lewis Matt Luebke Andre Solnik Bennet Mccomb Danny Rusk Luke Verzella Ben Stewart Jullian Bennet Cole Chapmin Ryan Cordi X’avier DaCosta Erik Williams Pierce Fine Matthew Ingalls Matt Hellerman Alex Jordan Micheal Keschner Scott Kretzschumar Evan Lewis Jonathan Lim Matt McAuley ⬇️⬇️
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Harlow’s Musings @harlowsmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AND the other 50 men that were aware of it in the group chat! We are all Jane Doe until none of us are! THE SEVEN VIOLENT RAPISTS Matthew Ingalls Johnathan Newell Winston Lee Gillio Lopes Diego Sarabia Scott Norris Scott Kretzschmar THE SNAPCHAT GROUP CHAT MEMBERS: Andrew Hage Henry Malarkey ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Claude says it still would have dropped straight down even not hitting the cable. Very unlikely it’s getting to 344ft based on the physics.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I doubt this takes into account the air indoors
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Velocity overrides what I call instance accuracy because AI can refactor a hundred times before a human gets to one accurate solution. No one will be writing code by hand very soon. Certainly not in the Fortune 1000 companies.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m a Brewer fan.🤷‍♂️
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The rule has always been the roof is in play and wherever the ball goes is where it goes. MLB is never giving anyone a home run there.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love Kamala as a Presidential candidate. Every time.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is Hall out there?
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll Spin You Right Round and give you Little Earthquakes.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🙋‍♂️
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Biju and Charlie.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bought 5 copies of Janny Wurts’ Curse of the Mistwraith a few weeks ago. 1st went to a guy in the fantasy row of the Wicker Park/Chicago Barnes & Noble. 2nd to coworker. 3rd to Gen-Z guy in a suit at IAH airport. 4th to woman at same BN. 5th to woman looking at book stand at IAH airport.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As much I loved books 1&2 of Robin Hobbs Farseer Trilogy, the third book was pretty terrible. The inner monologue, lacking any actual storytelling, then the ending… I’m trying to decide if a younger version of myself would have liked it. Maybe. But that just means I was stupid when I was younger.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean there’s an entire industry for stupid people and it starts with helicopter parents doing their kid’s homework. Then… - Cliff Notes - _____ for Dummies - “practice tests”
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Adorable.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why not? None of us would show up unannounced and stare at you from the end of the bar.
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Jim Carey in Orange Suit at Bar
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This SHOULD be the default of all men, not just some or a few.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The worst part of a breakup is the severed friendship. Every little thing is a potential text to your friend and then it has no outlet. Been there.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm a really good dancer.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know that thing that makes you howl like a wolf? I know how to do it.
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Selection Project: Skill Issue Anime Meme
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cutie patootie.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stage, dammit
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hear me out: Groupeoke. Club with open space and projector screens/large TV's around it and instead of karaoke on a stake, everyone sings.
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David Cornelson @david-cornelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I need a dancing in the dark night.
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Music for the Masses: Dark 80's New Wave Nite [Chicago]
October edition of Music for the Masses!
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