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Planet of the Dave’s

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Did one good post with an MS Excel meme, downhill ever since

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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
At a festival and 16yo daughter looking at photos from last night wondering why my pupils were pointing in two different directions.. and bless you my sweet summer child
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Meet to collect daughter from a school trip in Victoria, right close to a good Sri Lankan place. So it would be rude not to have a dosa
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Thịt Rim Nước Dừa
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This MF can’t even do a half twist
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
A crime has been committed
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It’s my wife’s birthday & being a good wife guy I’m cooking dinner Starter fondue
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
That’ll do
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Pray for me
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
That master chef voice over lady loves to say “cooking doesn’t get any tougher than this” about doing a starter in a Michelin kitchen, but I’m currently trying to make a beef wellington in a poorly equipped Air BnB kitchen
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Went for a walk and it was fucking freezing
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Good morning
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
When in Rome
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Cheers motherfuckers
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
You’ll never guess where I am
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This is actually better than expected
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Beef roulade, kluskami slaskimi
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Beer braised pork knuckle, zasmazana kapusta
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Rillettes mięsny
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Cheers lads
A tasting board of 4 small beers
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Pierogi
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Well I guess this is fermenting then
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Here we... here we... here we fucking go!!!
A kitchen worktop laid out with bowls of weighed malted gran (Maris otter & Caramalt), hops (east Kent Goldings & Fuggles), packet of yeast, a digital thermometer & a digital hydrometer A note book open on a page with hand written beer recipe and instructions A large stock pot on a hob a hand is reaching in and measuring the temperature with a digital thermometer A large blue and white cooler, the lid is open and inside you can see grain being steeped in hot water
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Traditional Monday roast
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The guy that loves American stuff from Alan partridge A dinner table with home cooked breakfast buffalo wings, ribs, corn, slaw, fries & onion rings
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Finished paying off the interest free credit on my phone and for the apple care package literally 10 days ago and suddenly the battery health has gone massively downhill, this is 2 hours use after a full charge
SS Showing battery on 20%
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Glad to see this bus stop is showing respect
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Get in bitches we’re doing cable management
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Lmao my new hobby of fucking around with lines is going well
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Only ‘famous’ person I went to school with was known for committing an absolutely barbaric high profile murder
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
I did in fact never sort the boxes and messed them all up trying to find cables and shit and then had to frantically tidy it all up at 7am so an Openreach engineer could get to the fibre modem
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
2nd internet outage in less 6 months of having FTP and can we not just, maybe globally, invest a fuck ton of money in polymer/materials research so vital infrastructure doesn’t rely on incredibly fragile tiny bits of glass
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Trying to sort out some electrical stuff on wife car, just checking online that I’m using the right wire and WTF is AWS can Americans just adopt the metric system
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
This is absolutely regional food delicacy that up there with anything in world
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Cheers
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Love to get shouted and yelled at for not telling someone something I distinctly told them on at least 4 separate occasions
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
This festival jacket has kept me warm and dry for 10 years but it’s completely perished and for the bin now. Good night sweet prince
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
FFS that was one of the best gigs I’ve seen in years, Ezra Collective ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Been a bit bored and jaded with rock music for a while now, but the Nadine Shah gig I’ve just seen showed what it can do. Ending the set with a pure wall of cacophonous noise and absolute visceral rage at the plight of the Palestinian people
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Friday
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Towpath walking
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Camping at a festival in the black mountains, it’s cold and damp but we have a wood stove in our tent so excuse me if I look a smug, we’re cosymaxing
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Anniversary lunch ant Hawksmoor
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Out for lunch again, Everest curry king, Lewisham
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Spiced roasted white peaches, Crème fraîche, salted caramel pecans, honey
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Smoked mackerel, watercress, quinoa, beetroot, caper berries
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Planet of the Dave’s @daviant.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Tomatoes, grilled peaches, burrata, toasted hazelnuts
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