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Dave Zeltserman

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Award-winning crime, thriller & horror author of 23 novels including SMALL CRIMES, now a Netflix film, and The Caretaker of Lorne Field, currently in film development. Follow me on davezeltserman.substack.com, which will always be free!

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Cat Eye Press @cateyepress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've formed a talented crew for this project including @interrobangbus.bsky.social, @mattbrownwrites.bsky.social, @lormaggot.ca, @kcgrifant.bsky.social, Michael Knost, @jacymorris.bsky.social, Stanley Péan, @shanmonster.bsky.social, Zach Sherphard, @christinawilder.bsky.social, and Dave Zeltserman!
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump's going to want to fire the genius who banned the media from his event!
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Said by the ahole who lied about Haitians eating people's cats and dogs. Vance can go fuck himself. Or his couch. I don't care which.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And they're planning to bring it down to 243 million barrels. And it will take billions in investments and at least 5 years before they'll be able to increase oil production in Venezuela. Trump is an effing liar.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As much as I dislike RFK Jr, he's telling the truth here. A bunch of scams were being run by bogus hospices--either stealing the identities of healthy people and enrolling them without their knowledge or buying the names of deceased from coroners.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If I was in Michigan, I don't think there's any scenario where I'd vote for Rogers, but unless AES denounces Piker, I'd have a tough time voting for him, and I'm sure Michigan has 1000s of voters like me.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trump is the same guy who claims he can bring down drug prices by 600%, so no, I doubt that it's accurate.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's because he doesn't plan on leaving--or at the very minimum, passing control to one of his rotten kids.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm going to overreact. Regardless of their 'reason" for makign this ruling 70 something days before an election and ignoring precedent, they're instilling chaos into the system.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What possible short-term or long-term benefit could the US get out of this tariff war with Canada? It seems this in the short term is a drag on US economy and long-term weakens the US. So what is Trump trying to accomplish other than indulging his ego?
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
think about this, Trump has been way tougher on Harvard University than Russia.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When Trump says that,he means any countries other than China, Russia, or North Korea
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
fucking moron has that backwards. What a dope
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If she cared a damn about this country, she'd accept after that response, she's not fit to be senator.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I bet you not a single one of them said a word when Trump and Vance lied and vilified 1000s of Haitians about eating pets. Fuck all of them, but this shows how much of a threat they find Ossoff.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I see no hope for this country to survive the Moronic Plague and his idiot couch-fucking sidekick as anything better than as a corrupt kleptocracy.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Meanwhile, Vance is out there promoting the idea that the US dollar shouldn't be the world's reserve currency, an idea so braindead and damaging that even Trump has said in the past that it if that happened it would make the US a third-world country and would be worse than losing a war.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Let's see what has happened in the last few days. Trump has threatened to bomb an ally (Oman), betrayed another ally and critical trading partner (South Korea), and embraced the world's worst dictatorship (North Korea).
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Trump seems determined to do everything he possibly can to to wreck our alliances and tear apart our country.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
How could Mad Men be passed by?
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The two best words to describe Trump. Mine: Moronic Plague
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'd have to think even if I didn't despise Trump and was somehow neutral towards that walking-talking moronic plague, I'd still find the picture on the right very relatable and be turned off by the rich old ugly guy with the trophy wife.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He is wrong. Trump got us in this disastrous war for his warped and twisted ego, and no other reason.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's a problem. To think otherwise is kidding yourself.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's more than one good line of questioning. He's been having roughly 6 good months of speaking out. You need to pay more attention.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'll check out Carlotto. Btw. In Italy, they packaged the 3 out-of-jail books into one big hardcover.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ok, thanks for the clarification. I hope you like it!
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Platner had a lot of appeal, as long as you were willing to overlook stuff. And then the stuff became impossible to overlook. This could've happened anywhere.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Blood Crimes is on sale now for $0.99 www.amazon.com/Blood-Crimes...
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thanks! I guess you can't compare the English to the German, since there's (yet) no English version than what's on my computer, but how did the translation read? Btw. Years ago, I sold my first novel to an Italian publisher before I found a US publisher.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
if Dems don't overhaul the court and stop this.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Federal Society has been working on this for decades, just like they'd been working to overturn Humphrey's Executor. They now have 4 SC justices willing to make up any interpretation necessary to end birthright citizenship, and they'll keep working for decades longer for necessary...
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is what 77 million "geniuses" in our country elected. A demented fool.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's toll free. the $2mil/ship payment to Iran will be a "service fee".
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
As I explore the differences between mystery/crime fiction and modern horror fiction, I examine my novel The Caretaker of Lorne Field davezeltserman.substack.com/p/horror-and...
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Horror & Crime: Analyzing The Caretaker of Lorne Field
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nasdaq changing their rules to allow only 5% of the stock to be released to create scarcity and to force Nasdaq 100 funds to buy this within 15 days (as opposed to one year), they're creating the greatest theft of all time. It's outrageous, and only undermines Nasdaq and our market's credibility.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The guy has Jewish relatives, he holds Passover seder dinners. If he a swastika tattoo, I'd care. I had no idea the meaning of the one he had, and the odds are he didn't either when he got it. I don't care about it. I find every member of the GOP who keeps aiding and abetting Trump far worse.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So where the bar has fallen is we got a political party that supports insurrection and the end of our democracy. Anyone willing to fight that is way above that bar, and anyone who can't see that is way below it.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And I could give a shit that he and some drunk fellow marines got the most badass tattoo they could find.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
abetting and supporting Trump's insurrection is far worse a moral failure, and that pretty much makes up the GOP. Platner served 3 tours in Iraq, I'm granting him some grace to the damage that caused him and the time he needed to get his life back.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You'd already posted about Platner an article about Platner signing up with Kik in 2016. He got married in 2023. Sorry, you've lost all credibility on the subject. But I understand. Lobbying to be Collins' campaign manager ain't easy.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
How could that be possible--there are no good Indian restaurants in RI.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Everything is wishful thinking with this moron
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You lobbying to be Susan Collins campaign manager?
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You know how it works--they make deals so Collins and other vulnerable Senators can vote against the Hegseths while still guaranteeing he gets confirmed. To pretend otherwise is pretty damn disingenuous.
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Dave Zeltserman @davezeltserman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
All of this pearl clutching. Admit it, deep down inside you bleed GOP and would like nothing more than the GOP to retain the Senate.
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