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My Friends Call Me Davey

@daveyhames.bsky.social
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(he/him) Writer. Artist. Existentialist. Hey I still like having fun though. Check out Holtana Buzz if you really wanna. namicomi.com/en/title/dQJ645bs/holt… globalcomix.com/c/holtana-buzz

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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Took this Undertale Personality Quiz to kill some time. Yep. Justice sounds about right. Even as a kid, I wasn't really down to glaze the fictional bad guys with how cool they looked, cuz I knew they still hurt so many innocent lives and that felt messed up. undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
My personality quiz results from the website-- undertale.jadenthejaded.uk -- it seems the Soul Virtues Extractor has identified my main attribute as JUSTICE (Yellow Soul). Caption underneath it reads, "Despite the cruelty I endured, I never let myself be corrupted."
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Excerpt from "Two Bad Ants"
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I call it "Pulling a Ronin"
Iconic double page spread from Frank Miller's "Ronin" when our ronin protagonist pulls a double seppuku on himself and his demon nemesis Agat standing right behind him.
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Getting on your soapbox but with swag
Certified Diggmaxxing
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh barnacles, I hate the pill
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A rolling Pan gathers no moss
"I just have to keep moving." - ReviewBrah
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AND YOU CAN BATHE IN MY BLOOOOOOD #kylegordon #ifyoubreakupwithme
Kid turns up the volume in emotional sing-along passion to Kyle Gordon's "If You Break Up With Me" out now.
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“My fellow shitposters…”
Quagmire Clinton addresses the nation
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A peak into how my mind works is that Ryan Drummond signed my Sonic comic with the iconic "Hey, ya Big Drip! Where ya goin'??" quote and now I'm over here wondering, "He's right... where *am* I goin'?"
A dripped-out young man (perhaps you can call him "Big Drip" in this scenario) stands on the beach side, staring out contemplatively at the sea.
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crazy how we've just had our most critically acclaimed video-game films back-to-back and they were both horror. Quick, can u guess the exact main theme they happen to share?
Poster for "Exit 8"Poster for "Resident Evil (2026)"
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This was down to the final wire, but I humbly submit my piece this year for #BatmanDay
Batman stands against the pale full moon, his face turned towards us as he holds one of his Batarangs.
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bill Watterson when he took a stab at noir but never actually read any real noir, just based it off the general cultural vibes.
Comic strip of Bill Watterson's "Calvin and Hobbes" when titular character Calvin donned his private detective persona Tracer Bullet. We see Tracer kicking back at his hard boiled desk as his inner monologue caption reads, "Yeah, that's me, Tracer Bullet. I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver. I'm a private eye."
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Robert Pattinson Chris Hansen Meme with the lyric captions from Attack on Titan's Call Your Name-- 
"I'm crying
missing my lover
I dont have the power
on my side forever"
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TEZUKA:
"i know what you are" dog
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Getting to My Sundown and the line "You'll take your time, but no one cares..." still hits all these years later
Dog accepting fate
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Squidward walks out the door
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have to....
(EVIL) But I don't want to
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"No, Kojima, I don't like it."
Mr. Horse face of disapproval
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Real shit tho, embracing your inner teenage girl gives u the biggest emotional intelligence boost.
Screenshot tweet from Black Homer aka GhettoHomer, it reads: "I'm a girl. I cry over stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I never will be, but I'm me."
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Norman Osborn and the Green Goblin mask
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ed sucking Eddy's leg
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Body dysmorphia basically means the second you catch yourself from an unflattering angle, this image starts pulsating in your mind again.
Patrick Star hanging out? Yes.
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sentinels are the scariest guys I've ever seen in my life
Scared Alfred
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Palintir Parker when the head honcho of a big shady defense organization turns out to be a little shady
shocked Pikachu
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"We don't platform that kind of insane vision here anymore"
Black panther hol up meme
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That good old Honeymoon Suite right here
Backseats
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Lemme tell ya, with the power of Green Day and the script eventually building up some momentum, this little road trip flick is able to *just barely* rise above the straight-to-DVD foundations it was clearly built on.
Poster for "Nimrods"
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Kobayashi need drinky
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"No no, this true spiritual successor to FLCL is fine, I just didn't think it'd be Chinese."
When you get to heaven but it's Chinese
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A comic book page
PANEL 1: A distraught, pink haired girl is in the foreground, she says, "You're... *30?*" In the distance is a purple haired guy in a green sweater with a red stripe in the middle. He responds, "Yeah."
PANEL 2: Pink haired girl turns her head halfway towards his direction, she asks, "Then why..."
PANEL 3: She finishes her question, "... why'd you lie and say you were *20?*"
There's a small blank white space next that just has 3 ellipses "..."
PANEL 4: Purple haired guy raises his head up with both his hands over his face in shame. He responds, "Cause the truth's not good enough for most people."
PANEL 5: Pink haired girl is now completely facing him while she follows it up by emotionally asking, "So that's what you're saying-- that you always just saw me as "most people"?"
PANEL 6: A close-up of purple haired guy as he starts to lift his hands off his face. Still mostly shrouded in his hands' shadows are his eyes which look over towards her with the coldest, most resentful gaze.
Below is another blank white space with the concluding caption that says, "Exactly."
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Breaking the hearts of Bluesky science libs everywhere
A Twitter screenshot indicating that NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman has voluntarily chosen to retweet a post from notorious hatemonger 'Libs of TikTok'
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The casual socks and sneaks...
Nervous, sweaty guy wiping himself off with a towel
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
Album cover for The Pillows - Happy Bivouac (1999)
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Toby Fox achieving all the worldwide success & fame a weeb could ever dream off, but at the price of his wrists.
It's the 4-panel version of the classic Thanos "What did it cost?" meme, only except this time it's Toby Fox's iconic Dog avatar taking the place of Thanos.
FIRST PANEL: Child Gamora stands there amidst the backdrop of a crimson sky, the bottom caption reads "Did you do it?"
SECOND PANEL: Toby Fox dog close-up, the bottom caption reads "Yes."
THIRD PANEL: Child Gamora close-up, the bottom caption reads "What did it cost?"
FOURTH PANEL: Toby Fox dog close-up, the bottom caption reads "Everything"
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It went right to Squidward's thighs
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Unironically its most recent longest-lasting cultural impact:
David Cross face meme, behold.
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Happy Late Fourth of July~~ Katie was checking out which bikinis look good on her and she just spaced out for a week there 🎆 #oc
Our lovely buxom girl Katie here-- bespectacled with long, sandy blonde hair-- is standing in front of a body mirror. She ain't technically got any clothes on, however she *is* holding up a two-piece USA flag bikini by the hangers, right in front of where they would theoretically go on her.
Peep the gamer geek peraphernalia sprinkled throughout her room; the Viewtiful Joe and Silvia stickers on the upper right corner of the mirror, the glimpse of a Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando poster off to the right side, lastly there's a glimpse of a white Guitar Hero controller resting there against the wall on the left side. Such a cute, sorta spaced out expression on her face, isn't it :)
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cat thinking... contemplating...
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Enlightened higher plane media enjoyer
chudjak buddhist meme, you know the vibes
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh yeah that's right, I think I've seen that on Dragon Ball Z once
Android 18
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You'll always be the ideal 6 episode run in my heart...
Poster for the classic 2000 anime OVA "FLCL" featuring Haruko, Naota, Lord Canti, even the iconic yellow Vespa scooter in the bottom right there.
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't think the new NateWantsToBattle song sounds bad, I just feel like the lyrics aren't as focused and confident as they were in One Way Dream
Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up in court to voice his dissenting opinion
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's all about liminal spaces now and how much modern dating sucks. We'll still keep reheating more Toy Story tho
The future is now, old man
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Smug-ass cat
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Little kid me when I watched it for the first time and genuinely thought Puss was gonna fr sacrifice himself for a moment there
Emotional baby stare
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"I have a Stevie Wonder cover"
Patrick Star has 3 dollars
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A Twitter screenshot of a tweet from JAV Titles. It reads, "Incest With My Little Sister Who Is Hospitalized Repeatedly - Today, I Saw The Sea. I'm No Longer Afraid."
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just saw DISCLOSURE DAY No joke, this film's biggest strength and weakness is how unironically 90's it is. Like, this was *made* to have endless reruns playing on TNT. Still some iffy CGI, oddly enough. But Spielberg and them aliens, boy, the way he reveres them kinda helps explain America in a way.
Poster for the 2026 film "Disclosure Day" featuring Emily Blunt behind some glass panel that's foggy except for the clear outline of a cardinal and it artistically emphasizes one of her piercing blue eyes.
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Behold, Shinji holds a fresh brewed mug of Shinji
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Thinking back on how even 2020 felt somehow more stable than now...
Old Chad
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