David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 14/07/2025It must be stressful to go undercover in an animal testing lab because people would ALWAYS be saying 'I smell a rat' #ToughJobs 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Who wants to hear me be a big famous guy being famous on the fame box podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t... By which I mean is a very funny show - and I’m on it!!! AndyRichter @TVsAndyDaly #thethreequestionspodcasts.apple.comAndy Daly: Nature Encounter Stories (The Andy Richter Call-In Show)Podcast Episode · The Three Questions with Andy Richter · 04/07/2025 · 1h 6m 010
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 22/03/2025The most implausible thing about “You’ve Got Mail” is that he was a prick to people in real life, but then a lovely gentleman anonymously online! #GetItRight #YouveGotMail #TopicalHumor #TomHanks 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Re-sky or whatever if you see this and have also never gotten any engagement at all since dumping X to come here! #DoHashtagsWorkHere 010
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The three best bells of the year were definitely: 1 Italian Campana 2 Zhong 3 Burmuda Carriage Bell And all you assholes with “Agogô’s” in your top three DONT KNOW WHAT the f YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! #mad #topthreebells #bye2021 #bells #divisive 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 19/12/2024If you’re sick you’re “sick”, so how come when you’re not sick you’re not “sickless”!!! I don’t know who is to blame, but you bet your a$s big pharma is involved! #ImeanIfYouHaveNoAssYouAreASSLESS! #Right? 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I think it has now been over six years since a “tear here” tab has actually granted me access to the stuffs inside a packet #sad 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Spotify Wrapped is fascinating and all - but when are we going to see everyone’s most googled things this year? 🤘 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The real question is: if you NEVER put your clothes in a dryer, where does the stuff that would have turned into fluff go instead??!! . (Best answer wins one of my weird recent fairy floss sharts) #dryerfluff 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 21/11/2024There’s no use crying over spilled milk, that’s why if I feel weepy I spill my milk on the ceiling! #zing 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Billion Dollar Idea: Are you ever doing the dishes and are sad about all the sauce and other delicious flavor morsels getting washed off the plates? Get Sponge Yummy - the edible Sponge - fills with flavors while you wash - then munch it down for the BEST after dinner snack! 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Sitcom Idea: It’s the Office - but set in the work from home era - which means nothing EVER happens - which means I’ve already made the whole thing! Woo hoo! Go me!… Fuck, I just found out we didn’t get picked up for season 9, and we ended season 8 on a cliffhanger!! Nooooooo. 000
David Tieck @daveydavids.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Ants with gummy bears - which one is most enticing! 010
