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David Cumming

@daveycumming.bsky.social
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laugh-crafterer | word-shouterer | song-singerer | Olivier-winnerer | SpitLip | co-writer #OperationMincemeat | Kill the Beast | comedy | music | queer | he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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Operation Mincemeat on Broadway @mincemeatbway.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Happy Birthday Charles Cholmondeley, you clever chap! 🦎 We’re living it up tonight in honour of the brilliant brain that helped hatch #OperationMincemeat, born this day in 1917. Agent @daveycumming.bsky.social will be bringing this trout discoverer to Broadway in a few short weeks 💛
A birthday card reads “Happy Birthday Charles Cholmondeley” next to a photo of Charles, a yellow butterfly, and blueprintsA photo of David Cumming as Charles Cholmondeley in Operation Mincemeat next to Polaroids of the company backstage, a Boy Scout badge with a fish, and a note that reads this quote from David: “There are many different people in the world and to not reflect that in our art is ignoring the multiplicity of experiences that there are, to be human.”
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Just dropped a piece of bread on the floor then proceeded to tell it off because it is, and I quote, “better than that”, in case anyone was wondering how my mental health is holding up
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
We are now a quarter of the way into the new millennium and I still haven’t been fucked by a robot. I demand a refund.
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
SACRIFICE AND SUCCESS: A 🧵 Just said goodbye to my whole family/friends up North, most of whom I won’t see before I soon move across the world for potentially over a year & it has got me thinking about how little we talk about sacrifice vs success - esp in the performing arts.
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Ur #SpotifyWrapped called you a f*ggot? That’s cute. Mine bound me, gagged me and made me host a no-loads-refused party on Sniffies. We are not the same.
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
gay culture is constantly cracking the most heinously-horny graphically-detailed sexual jokes with your mates but barely saying three words to a man you are literally about to be inside
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
just saw a newborn yawning and it’s like wtf do *you* have to be tried about bro?! get real
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
God forbid a man has hobbies jeez
A news notification with picture of a strange barbed slug-like entity part-submerged in wet sand alongside a headline reading:

BBC Wildlife Magazine
"Large furry creature unlike anything else in the sea" filmed crawling along English beach”
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
pret no sleep bus pret another pret
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It’s always TED Talks about this or TED Talks about that. What I wanna know is when is TED gonna fucking LISTEN for once, you know?
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This Monday! Come listen to some very interesting, clever people and me talk about what it means to put the Past on the Proscenium @newdiorama.bsky.social
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
omg no way i also had two older sisters growing up! so how is therapy?
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Y-fronts are just a bra for your balls. Ur welcome.
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m new here - what do I need to know? How does this place work? Any cool features I should know about?
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David Cumming @daveycumming.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Butterflies are so cool and mercifully ignorant of the fall of Western Democracy and that’s actually really nice 🦋💕 (Is that right? Am I BlueSkying correctly?)
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